[Didymus Much]

So when are Bill and Hill going to start calling each other "42" and "45"?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Regarding Trump winning all delegates in the Northern Mariana Islands, this has to do with your work with the chinks in Asia, doesn't it Zeke? You were in Saipan just 2 weeks ago if I remember correctly?

[Didymus Much]

So I guess you're all still out celebrating your pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, pro-socialized-healthcare candidate's sweeping victories in today's primaries (which just guarantee a Democratic landslide in November), rather than posting your usual insanities for my amusement like you're supposed to.

This probably won't help your hangovers in the morning, so enjoy.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

So when are Bill and Hill going to start calling each other "42" and "45"?

You're so funny. How about, never.

[Johny Joe Hold]

To any young person out there thinking about a career in politics, here is what this primary season has taught you:

1. Find Jesus. The Jew, Bernie Sanders, refused. Jesus made sure he did not win.

2. Build a wall to keep out foreigners. That was Donald Trump's best idea and it will make him President.

I'll just mention in passing these are policies that have been advocated here at Landover Baptist since it started in the year 1620. Join this church and you will receive guidance that will serve you well in politics.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

So I guess you're all still out celebrating your pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, pro-socialized-healthcare candidate's sweeping victories in today's primaries (which just guarantee a Democratic landslide in November), rather than posting your usual insanities for my amusement like you're supposed to.

Why would we care about Hillary winning primaries last night? Last time I checked, this was the Donald Trump's () appreciation thread.

[Titus Templeton]

Just imagine the feeling when you are one of the proud soldiers patrolling on top of Trump's wall with your rifle in your hands. It must be intense!

With every step you breath Christianity and Freedom.
We are no filthy Jews praying to some filthy wall in Jerusalem next to muslims.

We are Christians. No doubt that this wall will be a main site to visit for all Christians all over the world. It is a new wall. It is a symbol of our strenght and boy I want to touch that wall and praise Jesus!

Much like Christians before us build the walls in Jerusalem until the muslims stole it. But this wall won't get stolen.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

So I guess you're all still out celebrating your pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, pro-socialized-healthcare candidate's sweeping victories in today's primaries...

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Why would we care about Hillary winning primaries last night? Last time I checked, this was the Donald Trump's () appreciation thread.

I'm talking about the Donald.

From The America We Deserve by Donald Drumpf, published in 2000, pp. 31-32:

"...I support a woman’s right to choose..."

Same source as above:

"...One of our next president’s most important goals must be to induce a greater tolerance for diversity. The senseless murder of Matthew Shepard in Wyoming-where an innocent boy was killed because of his sexual orientation- turned my stomach. We must work towards an America where these kinds of hate crimes are unthinkable..."

And the same source again, pp. 206-208 and p. 218:

"...I’m a conservative on most issues but a liberal on health. It is an unacceptable but accurate fact that the number of uninsured Americans has risen to 42 million. Working out detailed plans will take time. But the goal should be clear: Our people are our greatest asset. We must take care of our own. We must have universal healthcare..."

Of course, all of his positions "evolved" as soon as he showed any interest in the Repug nomination. How... convenient.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

...meaningless drivel...

Of course, all of his positions "evolved" as soon as he showed any interest in the Repug nomination. How... convenient.

Of course his opinions changed. He's not a cow, he can change his mind! He used to be a sinner, but it's all in the past and never coming back. He repented and accepted Jesus. He loves America and will make it great again. That's because he speaks up what Christian white men want to hear. Which is the truth.

And the fact that he holds 666 delegates at the moment doesn't mean he's the Antichrist, because he's going to get even more delegates next week.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

I'm talking about the Donald.

From The America We Deserve by Donald Drumpf, published in 2000, pp. 31-32: We must have universal healthcare..."

Of course, all of his positions "evolved" as soon as he showed any interest in the Repug nomination. How... convenient.

Hey, wait just a minute here. That book was written in 2000 when his Senator was Hillary Clinton and there were Democrats in high places in his state, New York. Donald Trump was a Godly private businessman then. He needed political support for public loan guarantees , zoning, government grants and other mundane parts of the real estate business. Jesus love capitalists and those were political views good for capitalists.

Now, he is an equally Godly political leader. His views are and always have been those of a True Christian™ and we at Landover Baptist are his biggest fans.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

...Donald Trump was a Godly private businessman then...Now, he is an equally Godly political leader...

So his stated views change depending on whose support he's courting at the moment?

...His views are and always have been those of a True Christian™...

Proverbs 24:21 "My son, fear thou the LORD and the king: and meddle not with them that are given to change:"

note: I did try to find something applicable from "Two Corinthians" but meh.

[Prayer Warrior]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

So his stated views change depending on whose support he's courting at the moment?

Of course! The Bible teaches us that deceiving people in order to obtain a Godly end is justifiable. God Himself does it several times.
2 Chronicles 18:22
Jeremiah 4:10
Jeremiah 20:7
Ezekiel 14:9
2 Thessalonians 2:11

Ideally Republicans could all be honest about our desire to have a death sentence for homosexuals, disobedient children, etc. though we have to get some moderate voters as well. Trump is definitely a step in the right direction though when it comes to tearing down metaphorical political walls and building up literal ones though.

[H. Montague Worthington]

It seems like forever since America had a beautiful, upright, native-born family in the White House. Just look at what a wholesome, Born-in-the-USA, free-enterprise oriented family Mr. Trump will have in the White House when he moves to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!!



Even the children look like they've just finished reading the Wall Street Journal editorial page over a breakfast of eggs benedict. They'll have to fumigate the Executive Mansion after Obummer and his disgusting family move out-- I wouldn't be surprised if the Obummer family spends all their money on malt liquor, hip-hop jewelry and drugs within a short time after moving out of the White House. The family will probably be living in squalor in a South Side Chicago crack house by the time Mr. Trump finishes his first of three terms in office.

[VictoryOS]

Hopefully the Obamas haven't left Afro Sheen all over the furniture and windows. That stuff can be difficult to clean up.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

From self-loathing white man Shaun King:

We already knew white supremacists were endorsing Donald Trump for President and assaulting young black women at his vitriolic campaign rallies.

Now, in a new video from PBS, we see an apparent neo-Nazi working in his North Carolina campaign office and making calls on his behalf.

Grace Tilly, a 33-year-old woman from Fayetteville, N.C., wearing Trump gear and working for the campaign, is seen with multiple tattoos that are commonly associated with with supremacists and neo-Nazis.

One, a large “88” on her hand, is a widely known neo-Nazi code for “Heil Hitler.” The letter “H” is the 8th letter of the alphabet.

On the other hand, Tilly displayed a tattoo of the Stormfront logo, also known as Odin’s Cross. Stormfront is the largest white supremacist website in the world.

I think it speaks well of Mr. Trump that racists and white supremacists have embraced him. By their nature, racists are highly conservative, so their endorsement serves as a badge of authenticity marking Trump as a true conservative candidate. It doesn't make Trump himself a racist, any more than Hillary's support from black people makes her a Negress. And while the media hardly made a peep about it, a current leader of the KKK (David Duke hung up his robes decades ago) endorsed Sen. Clinton earlier this week. Meanwhile, two titans of the black community, Ben Carson and Louis Farrakhan, have announced that they stand with The Donald. Playing the guilt by association card isn't just cheap. It's factually wrong in this case.

Also, the Trumpette pictured is female, so by liberals' own definition she cannot be a racist -- racism having been redefined as "prejudice plus power" and women lacking power under the all-controlling patriarchy. As for the 88 tattoo, it could mean almost anything. Perhaps she is a fan of the early rock and roll record Rocket 88. Perhaps she is showing her support for NASCAR star Dale Earnhardt Jr, who drives car number 88. Perhaps it does represent "HH" -- as in Hip Hop. If mere numbers can be racist, then we, the sane, have truly lost control of the discourse.

[Bjorn Jensen]

When I think of it, I can't see what's so bad about being a racist. 99.99% of racists are law abiding citizens who has never harmed anyone, and many of them are God-fearing Christians, too. And now most importantly, votes for the Donald. Okay, so Hitler was a racist and killed hundreds of Jews.

Idi Admin was a negroe and killed hundreds of thousends. Pol Pot was a jap and killed millions. But we don't lump all negroes and japs together as a bunch of hateful ignorant bigots just for that, do we? No. So why should we do that with racists?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

I'm far from a racist myself, but I can understand where they're coming from.

[Bjorn Jensen]

My grandpa' was a racist, I guess that makes me a little racist as well. Just a little bit though.

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

From self-loathing white man Shaun King:

[...]

As it seems, Trump had some quarrels with muslims which might lead to less people voting for him. Getting a social nationalistic person on the team might prove to be very successful. It was shown before they go well together and that they can truly change history.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

The only endorsement that matters.

Donald Trump took home an electric victory in Tuesday night’s Illinois GOP primary.

Literally.

According to The Hill, a lightning storm swept across much of northern Illinois as the polls closed, and an Instagram user was lucky enough to catch a video of a bolt, allegedly striking the top of Trump Tower in Chicago the moment the race was called.

Yes, God has sent His message loud and clear. If He disapproved of Trump, the tower would have been damaged, but it was left unscathed. Trump will be the GOP nominee and he will be the next president.