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Default Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-06-2011, 08:13 PM

With the world's scariest mooslim allegedly dead and swimming with the fishes (RELEASE THE PHOTO! WE DEMAND PROOF!), we can stop worrying about him and concentrate on being terrified of the world's second scariest mooslim - B. Hussein Obama.
I find this to be a relief. All mooslims give normal people the heebie-jeebies, but some are more frightening than others. One of the worst - Saddam Hussein - is dead, and one of the others is allegedly dead (though we may not need the photo if we can get Pastor Zeke to spill the beans over where he disappeard to for several days). Now the world's scariest mooslim is B. Hussein Obama, that far-left, Godless, America-hating communazi and we are finally able to give him the full attention of our fear.


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Default Re: Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-06-2011, 08:58 PM

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With the world's scariest mooslim allegedly dead and swimming with the fishes (RELEASE THE PHOTO! WE DEMAND PROOF!), we can stop worrying about him and concentrate on being terrified of the world's second scariest mooslim - B. Hussein Obama.
I find this to be a relief. All mooslims give normal people the heebie-jeebies, but some are more frightening than others. One of the worst - Saddam Hussein - is dead, and one of the others is allegedly dead (though we may not need the photo if we can get Pastor Zeke to spill the beans over where he disappeard to for several days). Now the world's scariest mooslim is B. Hussein Obama, that far-left, Godless, America-hating communazi and we are finally able to give him the full attention of our fear.
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Default Re: Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-06-2011, 09:09 PM

I always check if Obama is not under my bed before I go to sleep!


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Default Re: Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-07-2011, 09:24 AM

as it is wise to be. I'm not sure if anyone has posted this before, but:

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With the world's scariest mooslim allegedly dead and swimming with the fishes (RELEASE THE PHOTO! WE DEMAND PROOF!), we can stop worrying about him and concentrate on being terrified of the world's second scariest mooslim - B. Hussein Obama.
I find this to be a relief. All mooslims give normal people the heebie-jeebies, but some are more frightening than others. One of the worst - Saddam Hussein - is dead, and one of the others is allegedly dead (though we may not need the photo if we can get Pastor Zeke to spill the beans over where he disappeard to for several days). Now the world's scariest mooslim is B. Hussein Obama, that far-left, Godless, America-hating communazi and we are finally able to give him the full attention of our fear.
did you ever read Mein Kampf? A Nazi ain't a communist, you can't be both or you should have to start killing yourself
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Default Re: Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-09-2011, 04:18 AM

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did you ever read Mein Kampf? A Nazi ain't a communist...
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The term Nazi derives from the first two syllables of Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. Members of the Nazi Party identified themselves as Nationalsozialisten (National Socialists)...
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Default Re: Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-09-2011, 02:49 PM

Rob d'uh that they've called themself socialist, but they hated communist, they tought that communism was the disease of mankind
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Rob d'uh that they've called themself socialist, but they hated communist, they tought that communism was the disease of mankind
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Thumbs up Re: Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-09-2011, 03:10 PM

It seems like the mooslim threat will never end! Right as we kill one, another steals the election. When can we begin to re-enslave blacks so that we never elect another mooslim?
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Default Re: Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-14-2011, 10:10 PM

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Hear Hear!!!

My poor mother hasn't slept well in years since he vowed to exterminate the elderly with his islamofacist death squads. I custom made a cradle for her 12 gauge on the right hand side of her wheelchair. She understands it'll probably blow both of her frail arms off but she said she's going out fighting!! I love my mother
Bless your sweet mother. We have these on both sides of our bed



I'm thinking when the boys are 12 and get their first real gun (only .22's and 20 gauge shotguns for now) we might get them this as well.


They have a pistol holster variety as well.


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Default Re: Osama's gone, now we can concentrate on being scared of Obama - 05-19-2011, 12:57 AM

I dont think this is wise. We do have Hugo Chavez and that Iranian president whose name I cant spell.
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