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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-21-2013, 10:01 PM
Your interpretation of this book, and you no more insight than I do, but you can think you do if it makes you happy. Seems it does.
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-21-2013, 10:03 PM
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...God hates the majority of people on this earth? Didn't he put them here in his image, seems he is a failure then. He is NO God if he hates the people he created...
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Matthew 7:13-14 "13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

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To me you are very wrong. Very mislead.
To you, perhaps. But you don't have the power to let me live forever in Heaven, or send me to Hell for all eternity, so... so what? Why should I care what you think?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Alphonso, your hatred is a direct reflection of your faith.

God hates the majority of people on this earth? Didn't he put them here in his image, seems he is a failure then. He is NO God if he hates the people he created.
No. Those are opinions of God. I don't hate anyone, I just follow the word of God. About God throwing most people in hell, just read John 3:16-18 and see it yourself. It's not God's fault that sinners rebel against Him.

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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-21-2013, 10:09 PM
Mary, I feel for you children that is all.

You certainly don't have the power either ... We are all going to the same place, I will promise you that ....
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We are all going to the same place, I will promise you that ....
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you are wrong again. You are not coming with us to heaven, unless you change your evil heathen ways and start following the word of God.

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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-22-2013, 01:34 AM
That's ok, Alphonso, please go without me, they beat Children in your heaven, its not for me.
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That's ok, Alphonso, please go without me, they beat Children in your heaven, its not for me.
Where in the Bible does it say that children are beaten in Heaven? What kind of sick, gory comic book fantasy are you living out in your mind right now?

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Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-22-2013, 02:15 AM
Bill, read the previous posts and you'll see it's not me that is sick ...
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Alphonso, your hatred is a direct reflection of your faith.

God hates the majority of people on this earth? Didn't he put them here in his image, seems he is a failure then. He is NO God if he hates the people he created.
Listen up, punk; God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. And that's just for starters.

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God temporarily killed His onlybegottenson. Do you think He will hesitate to kill godmocking scum like you?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Tell him I'll be ready and waiting for him ...
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-22-2013, 10:01 AM
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you. are a faggot. its natural to masturbate.
Natural to masturbate? Ha what's the next foolish thing you're going to say? let me guess, the world is round and "Dinosaurs" existed...
Masturbation is as natural as homosexuality, not natural at all.
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-26-2013, 04:51 PM
Good sir, I have your solution!! The book, How To Train Up A Child is wonderful!
It really helps to raise my child in the biblical way, I used to feel bad when I starved and beat my children, but thanks to this book, my conscious is clear! Now I know that, even if I kill my children with the advice given in this book, I know that God wanted my kids dead. Definately changed my children into kind obedient kids.

Remember to love our lord and PRAISE JESUS!
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-26-2013, 08:05 PM
umm, masturbation is completely natural. everyone does it.
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umm, masturbation is completely natural. everyone does it.
Right. Every person now knows that ypu are a disgusting pervert!

Does your grandmother know you and your friends spray Man Seed© all over her bloomers during your adolescent emotional explosions?
You people are disturbing and foul.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-26-2013, 10:07 PM
My oldest boy is 9 years old and is getting to that age where he's going to want to try to milk his tallywhacker. Of course I as the mother CAN NOT be the one to address this so my husband will give him the talk when the time comes. Basically he says that in his childhood they were allowed one masturbation a year but afterwards they had to shovel frozen pig dung from dawn til dusk for three straight days. (He says it was worth it) Any violations against God's rules would mean a thorough beating with the whooping belt for an hour straight by his pappy. Of course he doesn't need to do that now that he's married although I've just given birth to baby 7 (a boy, thank you God!) and have been told he must stay away from my lady flower for at least 6 weeks. He mostly spending his time in the shower praying, sometimes loudly because the whole house can hear him shout "Oh praise God!!" once in awhile.
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 11-27-2013, 05:29 AM
Tell him to just stop touching yourself. All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches his tallywacker, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that he is going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Cool Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-08-2014, 11:23 PM
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You're nothing but a demon possessed Mary-worshiping harlot so I won't listen to a word you say.

It's not up to God to put those cursed children to death, that is their parent's duty. However that is illegal in most countries so giving them a hard beating should do the work. Sadly there are many parents that don't follow the word of God and therefore don't beat their children as they should. As a parent myself I find that beating my children is the only right thing to do when it comes to things like that. It is God's will and those who don't follow his words shall burn in the eternal flames of hell whether they like it or not.

wow i hope somebodey hits you with a truck and you burn in hell with satan
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-08-2014, 11:28 PM
dude how do you make kids sex so basically masturbation is the same exact same thing so basically your calling your kids a sin of life
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-08-2014, 11:36 PM
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Could you be so kind as to post the scripture that backs up your claim that "God loves everyone no matter what."

If that were true, what did God create hell for?

god didnt create hell you retard listen to yourself you sound so piffleing retarded why do you think theres a guy called satan
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