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Default Re: GOD HATES AUSTRALIAN FOOTY - 03-29-2008, 09:51 AM

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my caps lock is busted and no i dont live in australia
I was browsing the net and then I came across this liar. I need to expose this man to the Blessed people of Landover lest his deceit goes unnoticed.

This individual is clearly Austrailaan even though he denies it. The evidence is clear.

1. He knows the Austrailaan football codes. He even takes side and accuses Rugby Union of being gay.

2. His name is Sharksforever. The Cronulla Sharks are a South SINdney team. The only redeeming feature here is that drunken louts in this ghetto revolted against the influx of heathen aribs (lebos) and set about in Just Punishment on anyone who looked like one. http://www.brookesnews.com/051912muslim.html

3. He looks like a drunken criminal yahoo.

I implore thee, do not trust this man. In my professional opinion he has only come here to disrupt your Godly works. There is also a distinct possibility that he trying to conceal the true gay nature of Rugby League.

Lets face it, it has to be gay. The game consists of grown man in short shorts chasing each other around a field try to grope a feel at a ball.


P.S. I will introduce myself shortly but I felt a very strong need to expose this rascal.
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Unhappy Re: GOD HATES AUSTRALIAN FOOTY - 04-26-2008, 07:11 AM

Amen Brother Herr!
Rugby League is full of sodomites who will surely burn in hell!
When I was fuhrer of Croatia I tried to introduce Rugby League as a mainstream sport in Croatian public life but the sodomites wanted to totally devouted to that other sodomist sport of soccer That's disappointing but nevertheless life goes on
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Default Re: GOD HATES AUSTRALIAN FOOTY - 03-05-2017, 06:02 AM

I don't know why people are going on about Rugby this and Rugby that when the thread is clearly about Australian football.

Should Christians follow this game? I don't. Here are some typical supporters:



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Default Re: GOD HATES AUSTRALIAN FOOTY - 03-05-2017, 06:57 AM

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I don't know why people are going on about Rugby this and Rugby that when the thread is clearly about Australian football.

Should Christians follow this game? I don't.
Definitely not! Just look at the queer-boy shorts and the fixation with anal attacks.



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Default Re: GOD HATES AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL - 03-14-2017, 10:03 PM

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I knew that the island of Austria was chock full of queers, but this is beyong belief.
Okay, but where is gay marriage legal?? not australia. But america. Have fun with all your gays. (ps. can we have some more I'm getting lonely)
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Default Re: GOD HATES AUSTRALIAN FOOTY - 03-15-2017, 12:48 AM

Apparently Austrialia is infested with queers.

As an Australian I can confirm
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