Pizzagate: This is why your family should avoid exotic foreign food -
12-19-2016, 09:57 PM
As we all know, Hitlery Clinton and her "Spirit Cooking" circle of fiendish friends has been doing what most people would consider unthinkable and ridiculous - running a pedophile ring out of a pizza "restaurant".
I've long been wary of foreign foods. Not only are they usually too spicy and apt to give you the runs, but you never know what you're going to get. Is that Chinese restaurant serving you dog meat? Is that Greek yogurt the result of several swarthy men self-sodomizing into a plastic tub? And now you have to wonder if that pepperoni pizza is flavored with the tears of a child sex slave.
One of the ways we're going Make America Great Again under President Trump is to BUY AMERICAN, and that includes American food ONLY! Without the threatened taco trucks on every corner, you can safely take your children to eat a healthy hamburger at McDonald's!
So avoid those exotic foreign foods my friends and do right by America's youth. Eat American.
Thank you, and God Bless.
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