[BrotherLarry]

God is breathing His icy breath upon the sinful Great Lakes Region (and other areas) this week with record wind chills (Job 37:10). I guess He's had enough of Rahm Emanuel and corrupt Illinois politics, not to mention the sinful "Boys Town" of Chicago, which is a mecca for the gay and Lebanese. When I visited the "windy city", I recall being out until 4 AM with these degenerates, going from bar to bar, doing everything I could to bring them home with me (to Jesus). Jesus is not pleased with this (well, He's pleased with me, but not them). He's putting a stop to it by making it nearly impossible for them to wander about in lust for a few days.


There is no doubt this terrible weather is a sign from God ("From whose womb has come the ice? And the frost of heaven, who has given it birth? Job 38:29) that it is time to become on fire for Him. He doesn't want us lukewarm (Rev 3:16).


Oh SURELY He is coming soon! (Rev 22:12).

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

God is breathing His icy breath upon the sinful Great Lakes Region (and other areas) this week with record wind chills (Job 37:10). [...] There is no doubt this terrible weather is a sign from God ("From whose womb has come the ice? And the frost of heaven, who has given it birth? Job 38:29) that it is time to become on fire for Him. He doesn't want us lukewarm (Rev 3:16).

You're not kidding there, Brother Larry. Just look at my motel!





Snowed in and frozen over. No guests, nobody for a week. The roads are too icy for anyone to get here. All my maids packed up and ran back to Jalisco for the next few months, so they're not here either. It's the white man's burden, Larry. The white man's burden. Course, the wife and kids are here too, but Doris just keeps nagging and nagging. I had to pop her in the eye, gave her a real shiner . Dennis Jr., George Bush, Bertha, and Isaac ... no that's not his name, it's... Kenny are really getting on my nerves at the moment too. I've been sitting in the motel lobby to get some peace and quiet.



Here's Dennis! Just sitting there all alone in the lobby, reading my Bible until my eyes gloss over, then staring at the wall. Just sitting and staring in that red room. Red room. Red room. All work and no play makes Dennis a dull boy. What was I saying? Feels like I've been in here forever and ever and ever. God help me!


We're running out of food in the pantry. God, I'd give anything for a drink. A little hair of the dog that bit me. And the furnace is on the fritz, so every once in a while it gets a little chilly. Or a lot chilly. Or bone-chillingly freezing. I've really got an axe to grind with the county for not salting the roads around here. But even if they had, my truck's broken down. Couldn't take the cold. I'm not sure I can either. We're trapped . Can't get out. There's no way out. We all go a little mad sometimes. Please pray for me.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I will pray for everyone in Freehold (and for all True Christians™ in Nebraska too, obviously). I had a call about an hour ago from Mrs Whats-her-name, the nasty old woman who I think used to live next door to the Bathfires before she got evicted. She didn't have her teeth in, as usual, which is why I've never been sure of her name. Anyway, I think she was complaining about the weather in Oshkosh, which I always thought was in Canada.

I don't know what she expected me to do about it. I just pretended to speak foreign and she hung up.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Record cold headed for central Minnesota. Talk about sin, it's everywhere in Minneapolis-St. Paul. It's not just skimpy clothing in summer, it's full bore sin all winter long. Homers keep warm by crowding into drag places where anal sex is free.



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[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

God is breathing His icy breath upon the sinful Great Lakes Region (and other areas) this week with record wind chills (Job 37:10).

While this is certainly a punishment for the sinners, as a True Christian™ I praise Jesus for this weather. The foot of snow which accumulated on my driveway gave me an opportunity to do some exercise and shed some extra trimmings I accumulated here and there over Christmas. Now, after cleaning the driveway for both cars (I have a Hummer to support AMERICAN industry, and a Prius to save on gasoline on long drives), this is the perfect time to wind down and relax by the fireplace with a cup of fresh Peruvian cocoa.

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

What was I saying? Feels like I've been in here forever and ever and ever. God help me!

We're running out of food in the pantry. God, I'd give anything for a drink. A little hair of the dog that bit me. And the furnace is on the fritz, so every once in a while it gets a little chilly. Or a lot chilly. Or bone-chillingly freezing. I've really got an axe to grind with the county for not salting the roads around here. But even if they had, my truck's broken down. Couldn't take the cold. I'm not sure I can either. We're trapped . Can't get out. There's no way out. We all go a little mad sometimes. Please pray for me.

Gee, you sound desperate, Brother. I'm sending you my best prayers. It makes me feel so much better about myself, selflessly helping you in your time of need. I'll end this post now because I want to get back to the fireplace. And maybe make some more cocoa and some delicious soup.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

While this is certainly a punishment for the sinners, as a True Christian™ I praise Jesus for this weather. The foot of snow which accumulated on my driveway gave me an opportunity to do some exercise and shed some extra trimmings I accumulated here and there over Christmas.

I'm sure you will look all the lovelier in your wedding gown, Sister Bas. I wonder what your husband-to-be (very soon, I pray!) will make of those glorious Midwest winter landscapes?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I'm sure you will look all the lovelier in your wedding gown, Sister Bas. I wonder what your husband-to-be (very soon, I pray!) will make of those glorious Midwest winter landscapes?

I don't think I'd dare to punish Enrique, who's more of a tropical climates fellow, with Midwestern winters. Besides, he's more interested in the southern states - he knows an awful lot of American customs officials near our southern border. He says it's good for business, whatever that means.

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

You're not kidding there, Brother Larry. Just look at my motel!





Snowed in and frozen over. No guests, nobody for a week. The roads are too icy for anyone to get here. All my maids packed up and ran back to Jalisco for the next few months, so they're not here either. It's the white man's burden, Larry. The white man's burden. Course, the wife and kids are here too, but Doris just keeps nagging and nagging. I had to pop her in the eye, gave her a real shiner . Dennis Jr., George Bush, Bertha, and Isaac ... no that's not his name, it's... Kenny are really getting on my nerves at the moment too. I've been sitting in the motel lobby to get some peace and quiet.



Here's Dennis! Just sitting there all alone in the lobby, reading my Bible until my eyes gloss over, then staring at the wall. Just sitting and staring in that red room. Red room. Red room. All work and no play makes Dennis a dull boy. What was I saying? Feels like I've been in here forever and ever and ever. God help me!


We're running out of food in the pantry. God, I'd give anything for a drink. A little hair of the dog that bit me. And the furnace is on the fritz, so every once in a while it gets a little chilly. Or a lot chilly. Or bone-chillingly freezing. I've really got an axe to grind with the county for not salting the roads around here. But even if they had, my truck's broken down. Couldn't take the cold. I'm not sure I can either. We're trapped . Can't get out. There's no way out. We all go a little mad sometimes. Please pray for me.

I certainly hope you don't go psycho.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Dana723

I certainly hope you don't go psycho.

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour. And many of them said, He hath a devil, and is mad; why hear ye him? But he said, I am not mad, most noble Festus; but speak forth the words of truth and soberness.





Shhhh. They’re back. I can see them out the window. It’s the coyotes. They are as wolves ravening the prey, to shed blood, and to destroy souls, to get dishonest gain. They’re circling the motel, waiting to devour us. Oh lord, they keep howling to their master Satan. Oh, how I hate them. I went to get my rifle to kill them, but the gun safe was locked. Doris said she hid the key and won’t tell me where it is. The wolves are not far, and soon they’ll be at the door.





My wife may have violated my 2nd Amendment rights and taken my firearms, but I'm still armed with the greatest weapon of all: the Holy Bible. I pray to Jesus that He will deliver us from evil.

[Cranky Old Man]

More proof global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive!

[Dennis Lukes]

Praise Jesus! He smote one of the coyotes by impaling it with an icicle. I'm roasting it up right now.




Coyote meat is safe to eat, right? All we have left is a jar of expired mayonnaise and a box of baking soda.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Coyote meat is safe to eat, right?

Looking at this particular specimen, yes, it is definitely safe to eat and looks delicious! Just remember, when you throw away the bones/skin/etc, do it inconspicuously, and if a neighbor comes by asking about a lost pig do not, I repeat DO NOT mention the coyote.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Looking at this particular specimen, yes, it is definitely safe to eat and looks delicious! Just remember, when you throw away the bones/skin/etc, do it inconspicuously, and if a neighbor comes by asking about a lost pig do not, I repeat DO NOT mention the coyote.

Sister Basilissa, thank you for your assessment. I'm not a baraminologist, but I think I know the difference between a coyote and a pig. If you don't believe me, I managed to snap a picture of one of the bloodthirst little canines this morning:





By the way, do you know if you can make soup out of coyote tusks?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

By the way, do you know if you can make soup out of coyote tusks?

None that I can think of, unfortunately. For some reason, though, I don't think coyote meat would be too different from that of wild boar, and there are plenty of delicious wild boar recipes floating online.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Let's look at homer sin and powerful punishment in North Dakota:

[BrotherLarry]

Brother Dennis:


Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace whose mind is stayed on Thee. (Isaiah 26:3)


Please keep your mind stayed on Him until I can get there and rescue you. You'll all in a tizzy.


BrotherLarry

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Let's look at homer sin and powerful punishment in North Dakota:

Should've known it was the queers. All their fault. All their fault. God hates them. Hates them. I think there was something in that coyote meat. I can see Hell.

[Nobar King]

Today at sunrise for my Tuesday morning pancake breakfast at the IHOP I wore a thin pair of socks and a thick pair of socks, three pairs of stretch briefs, two stretch long johns, one medium pile long john, Goretex overpants (wind stopping), two long stretch tops, one thick pile jacket, one non-insulated jacket, a neck dickie, two medium balaclavas covering all but my peepers, and lined mittens that have so much insulation that I can barely move my fingers. It was comfortable but restrictive compared to going out in less chilly temperatures when I would not have to wear anywhere near as much.


With all of those clothes on I was only able to spend about 30 minutes eating breakfast. I got really hot inside the restaurant and then I had to get my extra pancakes to go.

For yard work during winter I chart clothing, activity level, temperature and sunshine/cloud cover/sunlight/darkness, so it is easy figuring out what to wear, but these days we're getting into "just wear it all" territory: wicking layers, thick fleece insulating layers, wind stopping external layer. See something that looks like a cross between a space-person and a human igloo going past with a down parka down to the knees? That'd be me, all comfy and warm bundled up as I leave the house, but after half a minute, the cold penetrates. It's really cold.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

You've got the right idea there Brother Nobar, nigra thieves are stealing (or as Obama would say - wealth redistribution) Canada Goose Coats in Chicago.

Canada Goose Coat Robberies: Suspects Forcing Victims To Give Up Luxury Winter Jackets
January 24, 2019 at 9:15 pm

CHICAGO (CBS) — A trendy, and expensive, winter fashion is becoming the target of armed robbers in Chicago: Canada Goose coats.

At least six times in just eight days, offenders have confronted victims and forced them to turn over their jackets. In each case, the victims were robbed at gunpoint, police say.

“It keeps me extremely warm,” said Ariel Soldatov, who owns a Canada Goose coat. “I don’t have to bundle up as much and the hood tunnels me completely with fur.”

“It’s the warmth,” said Howard o’Toole, another Canada Goose coat owner. “It’s a really functional high quality jacket.”

Most recently, on Wednesday, a man was confronted by two men with guns, who demanded the victim’s jacket. The robbery occurred to the 200 block of West Cullerton at 8:42 p.m. The offenders, described as two black men in their early to mid-20s, fled in a light-colored sedan, driving southbound on Wentworth.

A second robbery happened Wednesday in the 2100 block of China Place. The robbery was captured on surveillance tape. In it, two suspects attacked the victim and after a brief struggle, pulled off his jacket and then got into a white Mercedes.

Two more happened on Jan. 17, one in the 900 block of North Wells and the other in the 900 block of North Larrabee.

On Jan. 15 armed robbers targeted victims in the 5300 block of South Cornell Avenue around 10:45 p.m. and the near State and Chestnut around 11:03 p.m. In those cases, the suspects, two black males in dark hooded jackets, jeans and ski masks, drove up in a dark Audi sedan and demanded the coats.

“I guess you take your chance don’t you? You’ve spent the money on an expensive jacket. I guess you’re nervous you’re going to be a target,” o’Toole said.

The rash of robberies has some owners of Canada Goose coats thinking twice about wearing them.

. . . .

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/01...inter-jackets/

[Nobar King]

if some thugs jump out of a Mercedes-Benz and demand your Canada goose down jacket, it's pretty obvious that the car was stolen, too.