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Default Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-15-2008, 01:35 AM

Brother Edward bats it out of the park again with Jesus' help PRAISE!




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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-15-2008, 09:46 AM

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Brother Edward bats it out of the park again with Jesus' help PRAISE!

Hahahaha. Oh Geez.

I'm sorry, but I happen to know this man. He's an atheist, and this video is a parody that's supposed to mock what Christian's believe, not enforce it. The fact that you posted it is rather ironic. One of these smart moderators should probably delete this thread.
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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-15-2008, 10:08 AM

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Hahahaha. Oh Geez.

I'm sorry, but I happen to know this man. He's an atheist, and this video is a parody that's supposed to mock what Christian's believe, not enforce it. The fact that you posted it is rather ironic. One of these smart moderators should probably delete this thread.
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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-15-2008, 12:26 PM

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Hahahaha. Oh Geez.

I'm sorry, but I happen to know this man. He's an atheist, and this video is a parody that's supposed to mock what Christian's believe, not enforce it. The fact that you posted it is rather ironic. One of these smart moderators should probably delete this thread.
Right, sure you do. I suppose you hang out with Elvis Presely and the Easter Bunny too.....

Look, we know a Godly Man when we see one, and Brother Edwards is a Godly Man. You aren't fit to lick his boots.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-15-2008, 03:05 PM

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Hahahaha. Oh Geez.

I'm sorry, but I happen to know this man. He's an atheist, and this video is a parody that's supposed to mock what Christian's believe, not enforce it. The fact that you posted it is rather ironic. One of these smart moderators should probably delete this thread.
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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-15-2008, 03:15 PM

LOL, what a joke, center of the Universe?? Not really, Some people only think that because of there overblown Ego. We are just a part of the vast Universe.
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LOL, what a joke, center of the Universe?? Not really, Some people only think that because of there overblown Ego. We are just a part of the vast Universe.
Yeah, the center part.
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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-15-2008, 05:39 PM

Listen to you two, Brother Edward lays it down black and white, case closed. Do you listen? No! What has Satan stopped your ears?



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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-15-2008, 10:22 PM

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Listen to you two, Brother Edward lays it down black and white, case closed. Do you listen? No! What has Satan stopped your ears?
Well, I'm just tickled pink! I'm not a man who smiles easily, but this just makes me smile.

What a smart cookie that Mr Current is! He makes it sound simple and direct, not jumbled and complicated like those uppity science types who insist on cluttering up the world with nonsensical jibber-jabber and particle physics. Why try to make the universe so complicated with atoms and quasars and cosmological constants and things, when the truth is simply circles within circles!

Yessirree bob, GOD is a great big circle of truth! I'm impressed, that's what!


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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 06-16-2008, 12:03 AM

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Look son, Mr Current’s words are God’s words. How could an atheist manage to get his mind and tongue around those? He’d choke on his own phlegm.

You sound like Unsaved Trash and an atheist - try broadcasting Godly thoughts and words – you’d be unconvincing and clam up as soon as the realization of the enormity and shame of the blasphemy of your cant and hypocrisy overtook you!





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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 07-17-2008, 04:31 PM

I just want to reiterate, for those unsaved who may not understand the Bible, that the Earth is -- as Current says -- God's Special Planet spiritually...but also physically.

The universe literally rotates around the Earth.

Actually, the Sun rotates around the Earth, and the universe rotates around the Sun. Once per day.

Now, the servants of Satan have suggested that such motion would require bodies like Pluto -- not to mention Betelgeuse -- to travel much faster than the speed of light. But that is not so.

Einstein's theories declare that there is no preferred universal reference frame. Therefore, if one holds that the Earth is perfectly stationary and the universe is in motion around it, all physical laws are undisturbed. There is no way to say that such a universe is "wrong" or "incorrect". Distant bodies do not move through the universe faster than light-speed; rather, the universe itself is in motion.

But God-hating people often raise an objection: it is all very well to say "the Earth is stationary" but it is also meaningless: stationary with respect to what?

The Earth is stationary with respect to the Throne of God. The Throne is outside the universe (God being unbound by space and time) and so that defines the true Godly reference frame. And it is with reference to the Throne of God that the universe is seen to be in motion, and the Earth unmoving.

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There is an alternative to believing that the universe is physically geocentric. And that is to believe the God is man's creation and not his Creator.

The Bible implies, in several places, that the Earth is physically unmoving and that the Sun rotates around the Earth. Now, if you believe in the conventional model of the solar system -- with the planets revolving about the Sun in elliptical orbits -- then you have to believe the God did not know His mighty Arse from a hole in the ground when He put His mighty Word down in the Bible. You have to believe that God was scientifically ignorant.

You have to believe that He knew no more about astronomy or physics than a superstitious goat-herder fresh out of the Neolithic. ANd that is just what the atheists and God-hating liberals want you to think.

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I just want to reiterate, for those unsaved who may not understand the Bible, that the Earth is -- as Current says -- God's Special Planet spiritually...but also physically.

The universe literally rotates around the Earth.

Actually, the Sun rotates around the Earth, and the universe rotates around the Sun. Once per day.

Now, the servants of Satan have suggested that such motion would require bodies like Pluto -- not to mention Betelgeuse -- to travel much faster than the speed of light. But that is not so.

Einstein's theories declare that there is no preferred universal reference frame. Therefore, if one holds that the Earth is perfectly stationary and the universe is in motion around it, all physical laws are undisturbed. There is no way to say that such a universe is "wrong" or "incorrect". Distant bodies do not move through the universe faster than light-speed; rather, the universe itself is in motion.

But God-hating people often raise an objection: it is all very well to say "the Earth is stationary" but it is also meaningless: stationary with respect to what?

The Earth is stationary with respect to the Throne of God. The Throne is outside the universe (God being unbound by space and time) and so that defines the true Godly reference frame. And it is with reference to the Throne of God that the universe is seen to be in motion, and the Earth unmoving.

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There is an alternative to believing that the universe is physically geocentric. And that is to believe the God is man's creation and not his Creator.

The Bible implies, in several places, that the Earth is physically unmoving and that the Sun rotates around the Earth. Now, if you believe in the conventional model of the solar system -- with the planets revolving about the Sun in elliptical orbits -- then you have to believe the God did not know His mighty Arse from a hole in the ground when He put His mighty Word down in the Bible. You have to believe that God was scientifically ignorant.

You have to believe that He knew no more about astronomy or physics than a superstitious goat-herder fresh out of the Neolithic. ANd that is just what the atheists and God-hating liberals want you to think.

~~ OEJ
OEJ that's a fine explanation of God's truth. I get sick and tired of hearing about strings, quarks, matter, anti-matter, muons, gluons, photons, ad nauseum. What does that Joo boy Einstein and flipper Hawkings think we are, mormons?
Relativity is pure HOGWASH in the Einsteinian sense and I'm glad somebody finally cleared up where God's true frame of reference lies.
I still vomit when I hear about an astronaut leaving some point at the speed of light and he comes back the same age while everybody at the point of origin is dead. Everybody knows your watch is still accurate when you walk to church and return. Anyway from God's view of the universe not only does the universe revolve around the Earth but it revolves mysteriously around all us True Christians™. GLORY.

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[11] And it came to pass, as they fled from before Israel, and were in the going down to Beth-horon, that the LORD cast down great stones from heaven upon them unto Azekah, and they died: they were more which died with hailstones than they whom the children of Israel slew with the sword.
[12] Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.
[13] And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.


1 PET 2:[9] But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:

marvellous light =center of the universe


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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 07-21-2008, 12:18 AM

The Earth is definitely not the center of the universe. The Sun is the center of our Solar System. There are many other Solar Systems out there in Outer Space and there is no way that Earth is the center of the Universe. Also, the Earth revolves around the Sun. This is all Scientifically proven.
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The Earth is definitely not the center of the universe. The Sun is the center of our Solar System. There are many other Solar Systems out there in Outer Space and there is no way that Earth is the center of the Universe. Also, the Earth revolves around the Sun. This is all Scientifically proven.
Nice to see you out of Quarantine (with some Reservations) but I don't think it is a particularly good start to (a) contradict God and (b) speak against the wise posters above and (c ) as a woman to speak against the wisely held views of men.

Just some sage advice... How are you getting along with Bible Study?





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Nice to see you out of Quarantine (with some Reservations) but I don't think it is a particularly good start to (a) contradict God and (b) speak against the wise posters above and (c ) as a woman to speak against the wisely held views of men.

Just some sage advice... How are you getting along with Bible Study?
Well I am proving you people wrong and speaking my mind. Women have equal rights as men, so you need to come back to reality. I am staying Wiccan and will not study your Bible. These men are not wise if the think that the Earth is the center of the universe.
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Default Re: Edward Current: The Earth is the Center of the Universe - 07-21-2008, 10:26 AM

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Well I am proving you people wrong and speaking my mind. Women have equal rights as men, so you need to come back to reality. I am staying Wiccan and will not study your Bible. These men are not wise if the think that the Earth is the center of the universe.


There are a few points there
(i)I don’t see much proving… just saying it is isn’t proof.
(ii)Where in the Bible does it say that women have equal right to men? The Bible clearly says that a woman is subservient to the wishes and whims of her husband or father – surely even you can’t think that God could be wrong!!!
(iii)You’ve missed the point – Ahem, “The men said it.” Thus a woman should have Faith that it is so. I mean, for a woman, what does it matter where the world is? I'm sure she has much more womanly things to fill up her pretty head - like babies and shopping and sewing samplers of Biblical verses.

Anyway, what does Wicker think about the Universe? I suspect you think it is a giant tree floating through space on the back of a huggable whale.





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The Earth is definitely not the center of the universe. The Sun is the center of our Solar System. There are many other Solar Systems out there in Outer Space and there is no way that Earth is the center of the Universe. Also, the Earth revolves around the Sun. This is all Scientifically proven.
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Well I am proving you people wrong and speaking my mind. Women have equal rights as men, so you need to come back to reality. I am staying Wiccan and will not study your Bible.
What scientific proof is there for wicker? As far as I know, not even Steven Jay Gould ever went so far as to claim that God is a ladyboy who wants us all to smoke peace pipes and rape wolves.


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There is an alternative to believing that the universe is physically geocentric. And that is to believe the God is man's creation and not his Creator.

The Bible implies, in several places, that the Earth is physically unmoving and that the Sun rotates around the Earth. Now, if you believe in the conventional model of the solar system -- with the planets revolving about the Sun in elliptical orbits -- then you have to believe the God did not know His mighty Arse from a hole in the ground when He put His mighty Word down in the Bible. You have to believe that God was scientifically ignorant.

You have to believe that He knew no more about astronomy or physics than a superstitious goat-herder fresh out of the Neolithic. ANd that is just what the atheists and God-hating liberals want you to think.

~~ OEJ
Brother Jack, thank you for demonstrating so very clearly why so-called "scienticians" who believe in this ridiculous "earth orbiting the sun" nonsense cannot be Christians! Why, they insult our Maker and blaspheme Him every time they assert any of this nonsense!
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Well I am proving you people wrong and speaking my mind.
What have you proven?

Stating something, or even writing it down in a book, doesn't make it a fact. It just makes it your assertion.

Speaking your mind? If only we were so lucky! You'd have run out of things to say in your first post, if the verbal diarrhea you post daily is any indication of your intellect.

No, I believe your posts come from elsewhere. Since there are ladies present, I won't say where!


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Well I am proving you people wrong and speaking my mind. Women have equal rights as men, so you need to come back to reality. I am staying Wiccan and will not study your Bible. These men are not wise if the think that the Earth is the center of the universe.
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Would kindly share the scripture that you base your decision to remain a Wiccan? I suspect you are operating from a miss-interpretation of The Bible.



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