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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 12:42 AM

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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 03:04 AM

The Fudge Packers or the Stealers?

Sinners, the lot of them.

I shall pray that they find Jesus and get real jobs, instead of playing a kids' game and raping loose women in motel rooms.


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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 03:11 AM

Definitely the PACKERS!
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 03:13 AM

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Definitely the PACKERS!
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 06:42 AM

Maybe we are under-analyzing this.
Wisconsin and Pittsburgh are both blue states, accept that Wisconsin has republican governor.
The packers are named after people who packed delicious dairy items used for sandwiches into bags.
"Steel" is slang for the male reproductive organ on such sites as 4chan and in other pop culture.

The Pittsburgh "STEELers". Hmmmm . . .


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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 06:43 AM

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Wisconsin and Pittsburgh are both blue states
Pittsburgh isn't a state idiot.

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"Steel" is slang for the male reproductive organ on such sites as 4chan and in other pop culture.
No, I'm pretty sure that they are called the Steelers because of Pittsburgh's booming steel industry. The name was made before any of this internet mumbo jumbo.


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Wrong again. The packers where named after Green Bay's "meat packing" industry. MEAT. PACKING... Now, how does that NOT sound homosexual to you?
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 06:54 AM

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Pittsburgh isn't a state idiot.
Maybe we are under-analyzing this.
Wisconsin and Pennsylvania are both blue states, except that Wisconsin has republican governor.
The packers are named after people who packed delicious dairy items used for sandwiches into bags.
"Steel" is slang for the male reproductive organ on such sites as 4chan and in other pop culture.

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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-05-2011, 06:56 AM

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Maybe we are under-analyzing this.
Wisconsin and Pennsylvania are both blue states, except that Wisconsin has republican governor.
The packers are named after people who packed delicious dairy items used for sandwiches into bags.
"Steel" is slang for the male reproductive organ on such sites as 4chan and in other pop culture.

The Pittsburgh "STEELers". Hmmmm . . .
Scroll up and read the rest of my post. Jeez, feels like I'm dealing with a child here!
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-06-2011, 05:23 PM

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Jeez, feels like I'm dealing with a child here!
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-06-2011, 05:29 PM

Football is evil though! It promotes violence such as tackling other guys and grabbing them below the waist to tackle them.
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-06-2011, 08:06 PM

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Football is evil though! It promotes violence such as tackling other guys and grabbing them below the waist to tackle them.
So does wrestling, but no one would ever accuse them of being queer.



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Anyways, I'll be rooting for Pittsburgh, since while they are notorious rivals against the Cowboys in the Super Bowl®, they still come from a decent, blue-collar, hard-working town. Green Bay is from Wisconsin, which last I checked, was a pretty liberal place.

Don't forget to check out our annual Super Bowl® pool we have going here. I'll be setting it up in a day or two.
Rev. Jim and I knew from the outset that the Packers would win.

All of you who bet against us, we'll send our houseboys around to collect in the morning.


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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:08 AM

It appears the LORD has afflicted me with hiccups for choosing the Steelers.


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It appears the LORD has afflicted me with hiccups for choosing the Steelers.
Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.


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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:16 AM

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Definitely the PACKERS!
Wow, who could've seen that coming?
Jesus. He saw it comin.

As you know the PACKERS won. Jesus shares that kinda info with his most devoted worshippers. Maybe if you pray enough and get 100% right wit Jesus, next year he'll fill you in on the Super Bowl winners ahead of time too. Made myself a nice chunk of change. Thank you for the winnings, Jesus!
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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:19 AM

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Thank you for the winnings, Jesus!
I hope and trust that you will be donating your winnings to Landover Baptist Church and not blowing it all in some queer bar.


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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:21 AM

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Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.
Where does it say that picking the winning team in the Superbowl gets you into Heaven, whore?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:43 AM

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What about I'm a woman and have no comprehension of football?
In that case you would vote for the steelers...


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Default Re: Packers or Steelers? - 02-07-2011, 04:43 AM

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Sorry, you're all going to hell for choosing the steelers, I'm ascending to heaven for being loyal to the packers.
Yes, the team I wanted to win lost. That does not mean I go to Hell. Please quote scripture that supports your point.
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