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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-30-2010, 03:57 PM

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I hope there is a hell so you people can go burn in it. Unacceptable behaviour! I'd go so far as to say you should go to prison for 10+ years so we can keep your disgusting attitude off our planet. How low can one person sink!
That's real tolerant and liberal of you, wanting to lock people up for disagreeing with you. Just more proof of the old saying: Scratch anyone who disagrees with Christianity in any way, and you'll find a Nazi Communist.


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I hope there is a hell so you people can go burn in it. Unacceptable behaviour! I'd go so far as to say you should go to prison for 10+ years so we can keep your disgusting attitude off our planet. How low can one person sink!

My guess is that you represent the very bottom.




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My guess is that you represent the very bottom.
Yeah, my pacifistic, liberal, light-hearted ways of tolerance, brotherhood & respect must obviously be the bottom. I'm just gidding through the dirt now.

Why you think abuse of people is okay is absolutely Imbecilic!
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Yeah, my pacifistic, liberal, light-hearted ways of tolerance, brotherhood & respect must obviously be the bottom. I'm just gidding through the dirt now.
I couldn't have put it better myself.




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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 10-31-2010, 05:50 PM

@OP: You're a piffleing asshole people like you shouldn't have children if I ever find your child I will stick a 10 foot pole down his throat take him to your house and make you watch me eat the shit out of his tiny little putrid body.
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@OP: You're a piffleing asshole
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people like you shouldn't have children if I ever find your child I will stick a 10 foot pole down his throat take him to your house and make you watch me eat the shit out of his tiny little putrid body.
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This is absolutely vile, offensive and uncalled for. Although I welcome you persecuting me (Matthew 10:22), I will not have you regurgitating swears and threats on GOD's favourite forum, it's really mean. You come here, uninvited, and criticize my biblical parenting style. Because of me, hundreds of children could have been saved from becoming gay in the future, and then eventually dying from AIDS. I can't believe you have the audacity to call ME an asshole!


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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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@OP: You're a piffleing asshole people like you shouldn't have children if I ever find your child I will stick a 10 foot pole down his throat take him to your house and make you watch me eat the shit out of his tiny little putrid body.
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I hope everyone will take note of the rabid violence these queers want to wreak upon the Christian brow.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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God does not support this bullying and hurtful nonsense
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 12-26-2010, 11:37 PM

What fist does he use, when I was a kid, we used to throw stones' at gays, and chase them threw Jerusalem. Undetected, by anyone

( I am a Israeli-Christian, threw and threw)
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 12-27-2010, 07:03 AM

Wow another disgusting thread.

Beating up gay kids...

He was 6 ! He doesnt even know what "gay" is yet. Having a yellow backpack makes you gay?? I always wondered where bullies came from. Now i know its from confused, mormonic parents such as the person who posted this thread. God does not want us to beat up and torture non believers or gay kids. This could be called radical christianity.
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Wow another disgusting thread.

Beating up gay kids...

He was 6 ! He doesnt even know what "gay" is yet. Having a yellow backpack makes you gay?? I always wondered where bullies came from. Now i know its from confused, mormonic parents such as the person who posted this thread. God does not want us to beat up and torture non believers or gay kids. This could be called radical christianity.
Look, we say that "gay is a choice" and you tell us that people are "born gay". We say a 6-year-old is gay and you say that he can't be gay yet.

Could you people actually pick a belief? It's really hard to discuss something with someone who can't decide what they believe in other than THE OTHER GUY IS WRONG!


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Look, we say that "gay is a choice" and you tell us that people are "born gay". We say a 6-year-old is gay and you say that he can't be gay yet.

Could you people actually pick a belief? It's really hard to discuss something with someone who can't decide what they believe in other than THE OTHER GUY IS WRONG!
I am nodding my head in agreement. There is no logic in saying someone is "born gay" but aren't accountable for it until they are a certain age, that's another classic example of backwards atheist logic.

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I always wondered where bullies came from. Now i know its from confused, mormonic parents such as the person who posted this thread. God does not want us to beat up and torture non believers or gay kids. This could be called radical christianity.
Who are you to say what GOD wants us to do? I follow the KJV Bible to the letter, which makes me more Christian™ than you. What do you follow? or are you one of those false sissy christians who makes up what they want to believe?

GOD hates homosexuals, simple scripture tells us that.
(Lev.20:13, Gen.13:13, Gen.19:24, Lev.18:22) + many more!

Or.. read through 1 Samuel properly, I am Saul, the little 6 y old chocolate miner is David, I am simply protecting my Son from becoming like Jonathan.

Yellow is the third gayest colour, actually. You are terribly naive and, if you have managed to convince a woman you are man enough to father children, no doubt a bad parent.


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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't home schooled my whole life so I could have a story like this.
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Did Jesus ever punch anyone?
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Did Jesus ever punch anyone?
If you were "actually a Christian," you would know the answer to that.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-17-2011, 07:17 AM

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If you were "actually a Christian," you would know the answer to that.
It's rhetorical. Jesus did not punch anyone.

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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I read that before I made my account. I've gone back and read a few things that I will not be trying to reiterate.

Please, do not call me an 'ass', it's uncivil, even for the internet, to resort to name calling on a pro-Jesus forum. I'm not saying you're publically defaming me after making a single post, but I would appreciate it if the next time we talk it could be slightly more conducted.
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-17-2011, 08:13 AM

So, from the banning, what am I supposed to take from this?
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So, from the banning, what am I supposed to take from this?
Your sweet sweet tears, false Christian, because you cannot refute one thing we say from the Bible. You revert to attacking the messenger because our message is unassailable and always scripturally sound.


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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-17-2011, 12:39 PM

You and everyone else here should be ashamed of yourselves. i mean look at you. You call yourselves "True Christians" and yet you preach hate like this? Why don't you do us all a favor and actually practice your commandments. You just broke about half of them with your hate and violence. You are all hypocrites. And BTW...your son should have been arrested. Not only that, people like you should not be allowed to have kids. Someone should call Child Services on you. To even condone such behavior is abuse in itself. You are in America...the land of the FREE. If you don't like homosexuals, or agree that ALL Americans should have EQUAL rights, then get the hell out of the country. It's an open door policy here...just don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
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