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Default Re: Hello - 10-24-2013, 11:22 AM

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How ironic that Midge hasnt responded to posts lately. We all know Midge has no way grown to 5ft 8inch, and never will unless she gets some stilts stuck to her legs.
Be realistic, God answers prayer, but sometimes he says a definite NO and we have to aceept it, and then He uses us in other ways, as he has done me, working amongst average height parents who have had a child affected by dwarfism. That is what happened to my parents who were average height. No they didnt commit any sin.
When I was born and diagnosed my father wrote to everyone and told them that he believed God had sent me to them for a purpose, and I believe that was true. Please think on these things.
I answered you here just last night: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...2&postcount=59

I have been a bit busy lately. Why didn't anybody tell me how dusty it gets on top of the refrigerator? I pray that you will find Jesus, ask for and receive a cure, and thereby be able to fix the curtains, rearrange the dishes on the top shelf, dust the top of the china cabinet, etc., as I can now do.

Thank you to Landover and, of course, to .


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Default Re: Hello - 10-24-2013, 11:32 AM

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We all know Midge has no way grown to 5ft 8inch, and never will unless she gets some stilts stuck to her legs.
Be realistic, God answers prayer, but sometimes he says a definite NO and we have to aceept it,
In this case HE most certainly did not, to me you seem to be a little bit jealous of Midges new found height. Maybe you aren't tithing enough?
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Default Re: Hello - 10-24-2013, 11:48 AM

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I answered you here just last night: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...2&postcount=59

I have been a bit busy lately. Why didn't anybody tell me how dusty it gets on top of the refrigerator? I pray that you will find Jesus, ask for and receive a cure, and thereby be able to fix the curtains, rearrange the dishes on the top shelf, dust the top of the china cabinet, etc., as I can now do.

Thank you to Landover and, of course, to .
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Default Re: Hello - 10-24-2013, 12:29 PM

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Friend, we are loving, understanding True Christians™ who just want to talk about the Bible and how God absolutely controls every facet of our daily lives. Pretty simple.
How can you say you are a loving and understanding and true christians? when you accuse people of things that had supposedly said when they havnt. I am still waiting for proof that I asked Midge Murphy for a nude photograph. All I asked her for was proof that she had dwarfism. There is NOWHERE that I asked for a nude photo. There is NOWHERE that I have given any hint that I am into lesbian activities. I am a very happily married woman for 43 years, and have two sons. When anyone asks for proof on this forum, all you do is ignore it. I dont call that loving and understanding. I dont call it loving and understand to call me the names that you have against my name on here. Show me in any of your posts and that of your colleagues that you have shown love, I have searched through all the posts, and they all come across as aggressive, hateful and self opinionated, nothing would encourage me to join a "cult" that is so hateful and non accepting of anyone whatever their physical being. Thankfully God loves us all.


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Default Re: Hello - 10-24-2013, 12:34 PM

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Thankfully God loves us all.
Why He created hell then?
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