Greetings, from West Virginia

Garret, God of Thunder · **Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 02:56 AM

I am Zeus, king of the gods and god of thunder. How are you people doing this day?

PureCreationist · **Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus -** 10-27-2013, 03:12 AM

I reject your claim of being a god, for there is only one true

and it's not you.

Garret, God of Thunder · **Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus -** 10-27-2013, 03:20 AM

Have you not heard of me? How dare you disobey Zeus, God of Thunder! I will throw you into the underworld for this!

Scott Cole · **Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus -** 10-27-2013, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeus, God of Thunder

Have you not heard of me? How dare you disobey Zeus, God of Thunder! I will throw you into the underworld for this!

I cant say I've ever heard of zues, Is he one of those rag headed 'gods'?

Billy Bob Jenkins · **Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus -** 10-27-2013, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott Cole

I cant say I've ever heard of zues, Is he one of those rag headed 'gods'?

I believe he is related to Zhou-Wang, the Chinese god of sodomy.

Garret, God of Thunder · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 03:44 AM

You fools! I am the Greek god of thunder AND the king of the gods! I should have you thrown in the underworld for your ignorance!

Scott Cole · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 03:44 AM

So not only is he pretending to be someone else over the internets, but he's role-playing a king of the sodomites?

Zechariah Smyth · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 03:47 AM

God of thunder? Thunder?

You might as well be the god of belly button lint.

Thunder...good grief.

Ohhhhh, he controls SOUND!!!!!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Garret, God of Thunder · **Re: Greetings, from Mt. Olympus -** 10-27-2013, 03:54 AM

I amused by this...

Brother Larry · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 03:55 AM

Hey Zeus! I was not aware that you were from West Virginia. How is your Uncle Dad? I have always heard that Zeus had a great sense of humor, so I will share some jokes with you:

Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!

Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q. What's the difference between a Marshall University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Why do Marshall grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Marshall University campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over West Virginia?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Marshall University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of West Virginia's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average Marshall University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Well, I wouldn't want to steal your thunder, so I'll just say bye for now.

Brother Larry

Garret, God of Thunder · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Larry

Hey Zeus! I was not aware that you were from West Virginia. How is your Uncle Dad? I have always heard that Zeus had a great sense of humor, so I will share some jokes with you:

Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!

Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q. What's the difference between a Marshall University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Why do Marshall grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Marshall University campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over West Virginia?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Marshall University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of West Virginia's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average Marshall University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Well, I wouldn't want to steal your thunder, so I'll just say bye for now.

Brother Larry

What is West Virginia? I live in Greece, on top of Mt. Olympus. These jokes are rather amusing though.

Zechariah Smyth · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeus, God of Thunder

What is West Virginia? I live in Greece, on top of Mt. Olympus. These jokes are rather amusing though.

Greece? That place is filled with sodomites.

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

YiC,

Zech

Brother Larry · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:07 AM

Zeusie,

The title of your post is Greetings from West Virginia. Your question shows that you are, indeed, from that godless state. Almost heaven indeed.

LD

Garret, God of Thunder · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Larry

Zeusie,

The title of your post is Greetings from West Virginia. Your question shows that you are, indeed, from that godless state. Almost heaven indeed.

LD

Hmm, that can't be right. I am sure I put Mt. Olympus. No matter. Do you have any more amusing jokes? You are currently my favorite out of all the people I've met on here

Zechariah Smyth · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeus, God of Thunder

Hmm, that can't be right. I am sure I put Mt. Olympus. No matter. Do you have any more amusing jokes? You are currently my favorite out of all the people I've met on here

I knew the gay solicitations would start soon enough.

Try to control your queersexural urges while you visit our family friendly website.

Brother Larry · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeus, God of Thunder

Hmm, that can't be right. I am sure I put Mt. Olympus. No matter. Do you have any more amusing jokes? You are currently my favorite out of all the people I've met on here

Zeus,

I'm really happy that you feel the Christian love coming through my words, but if Zechariah is right, we probably shouldn't talk anymore.

Don't mistake my handsome boyish grin for homer lust.

Since you have a wife and kids (or you say you do), I'm willing to give you the benefit of a doubt. Wanna throw a football back and forth?

Brother Larry

PS: No fair using any thunder throws.

WilliamJenningsBryan · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Greece? That place is filled with sodomites.

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

YiC,

Zech

They may even have invented it for all we know, but in any event pederasty was rampant and they were doing it even before the cathylicks. Zeus himself liked little boys and abducted Ganymede for his own pleasure.

Garret, God of Thunder · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Larry

Zeus,

I'm really happy that you feel the Christian love coming through my words, but if Zechariah is right, we probably shouldn't talk anymore.

Don't mistake my handsome boyish grin for homer lust.

Since you have a wife and kids (or you say you do), I'm willing to give you the benefit of a doubt. Wanna throw a football back and forth?

Brother Larry

PS: No fair using any thunder throws.

Yes, this sounds fun. You are correct, I do have a wife, kids, and tons of grandchildren (over 82 I think).

Brother Larry · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeus, God of Thunder

Yes, this sounds fun. You are correct, I do have a wife, kids, and tons of grandchildren (over 82 I think).

Perhaps you could come to church with me tomorrow morning and then we could toss the football at the park just down the street.

It's cool to be friends with someone from ancient times, dude.

Brother Larry

Garret, God of Thunder · **Re: Greetings, from West Virginia -** 10-27-2013, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Larry

Perhaps you could come to church with me tomorrow morning and then we could toss the football at the park just down the street.

It's cool to be friends with someone from ancient times, dude.

Brother Larry

I have heard of church. I would like to learn you beliefs, but right now I am a bit busy and must go.