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Default Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace! - 02-08-2010, 07:30 PM
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You have posted here with the following vile sig line invoking a FALSE god:


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I am frankly surprised you are not more grateful to have any posting privileges here at all.
A reference to a classic piece of literature, I'm not invoking anything. Why would I believe in a god that comes back from the dead, while his followers wait for his return?

I'm full of myself
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A reference to a classic piece of literature, I'm not invoking anything. Why would I believe in a god that comes back from the dead, while his followers wait for his return?
Right, Gay-Gametard
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You know perfectly well Project Habbakuk is in full swing and therefore God will return for the Rapture.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace! - 02-09-2010, 12:10 AM
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No evidence?!!!

They showed the Exorcist at my Church for the teens to show them the wages of playing with a Ouija or Dungeons and Dragons.

100% true story. <---- They were that godly.
I had no idea you were an ex-Papist, Mr. Jones! Congratulations on escaping that vile, depraved cult!
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I came to this just after reading the thread about "hearts".

They're trying to inspire lesbianism and group masturbation! "Come on, girls, let's all get together and put our hands on this representation of a gaping hoo-hah! If you stare into the hole, you can see the future!"

"Really? Let's try it with MY hoo-hah instead!"

I think I'm gonna hurl.

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Thumbs down Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace! - 02-09-2010, 10:31 AM
i lookeds at the pickture an it say on the box "ask the kwestions girls want to no" an it also says that it come wiv kwestion cards an i thinks that be cuz girls not thinks so good . so i looked on the innernets for them kwestions an it be stuff like "who gonna text me next?" so them cards real evils cuz they asks the kinda stuff girls think abouts all the times, them cards not asks dumb stuff like "what be my majors when i go to college?", maybee if they makes a ouija board for boys then that will be a kwestion card for them

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Default Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace! - 02-09-2010, 08:30 PM
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So you're saying that any one else besides a pastor/deacon watching one of these demonic films wouldn't be knowledgable in the word of God enough, or smart enough to be able to recognize the sins that run rampant through them?
Yes, of course. People get appointed as Pastors for a reason, you know. Only someone who is really powerful in the Word can watch this filth without being tainted by it to at least some extent.

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That's what I'm screaming. I had a ouija board as a child and it didn't do what they're claiming it did. Hell, it sat in my closet more than I actually played with it. I had D&D as well, Now that game was fun. D&D is a game of stratagy and thinking.
So, even the demons think you're not interesting enough to talk to?

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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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That's what I'm screaming. I had a ouija board as a child and it didn't do what they're claiming it did. Hell, it sat in my closet more than I actually played with it. I had D&D as well, Now that game was fun. D&D is a game of stratagy and thinking.
I guess you haven't seen the documentary on Ouija boards starring Tawny Kitaen.

More horrifying than that is the online Ouija! Now, you can invite demons right into your home via the Internet!!

Sure, it has a "Demon Finder" link to see if your computer is possessed. It finds the demons because it plants them there!

I'm adding that evil site to my church's blocked sites list immediately!

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These pink ouija boards sound like a most ungodly menace. No doubt, if they're allowed to spread, we'll soon see mobs of demon-possessed little girls running around beating Christians senseless with pink baseball bats!

I just posted this picture in another thread, but it works in this context as well:

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Angry Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board - 02-10-2010, 01:25 AM
Its bad enough that the poofters have stolen the entire rainbow but now Satan in a partnership with Hasbro toys, is targeting this demonic trash to little girls by making the board pink!



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584998,00.html

Pink as a color is unGodly and sexual, but to try to make the conjuring of foul demons a fun, harmless sleep over game is monstrous!

Please contact your local republicans, your pastors and the girl guides of America because this has to be STOPPED!!!

One second your precious little one will be sharing innocent stories about the rapture and the next secnd they will be staring into the face of a soul sucking DEMON!!!



Would you give your daughter this toy to play with?



OF COURSE NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need to beat our children if they come home with ouija board, we need to beat our children even if they see these pictures!!!

2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
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Default Re: Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board - 02-10-2010, 01:29 AM
While I appreciate your enthusiasm, it is generally considered good manners on our forum to search a topic before you start a new thread.

Here is the thread started earlier on this very topic.

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Default Re: Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board - 02-10-2010, 01:33 AM
Thank you for pointing out my error Professor.

To be frank however, I think my posting will save more souls.

Just saying.

To add to my OUTRAGE I also came across this blaspheme.



Whoever made a pink bible has a special place in hell reserved just for them and all the other rectum worshippers!!!

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To be frank however, I think my posting will save more souls.

Just saying.
Son, do you realize who started this thread? It was Pastor Ezekiel Flint, our most senior and Biblically correct Senior Pastor. I do hope you are not implying that you are somehow more adept at soul saving than the Godly Pastor Zeke!

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Son, do you realize who started this thread? It was Pastor Ezekiel Flint, our most senior and Biblically correct Senior Pastor. I do hope you are not implying that you are somehow more adept at soul saving than the Godly Pastor Zeke!
Good point!

My anger on this issue blinded me to my Christian brothers.

I hope he doesnt mind but I already went ahead and made out a $1,000 tithing in his name.

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These pink ouija boards sound like a most ungodly menace. No doubt, if they're allowed to spread, we'll soon see mobs of demon-possessed little girls running around beating Christians senseless with pink baseball bats!

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Brother, who are they? Proponents of the Gay Agenda?

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Default Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace! - 02-10-2010, 11:00 PM
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Brother, who are they? Proponents of the Gay Agenda?
They're the armed wing of the Log Grabbin' Republicans.

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Default Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace! - 02-10-2010, 11:03 PM
Brother Temperance, seeing as you're from England, might I enquire which political party you support?
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Default Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace! - 04-05-2010, 02:28 AM
Wow. Something on this site that I acually agree with. Shocking. The occult is not something to be messed with, and certainly shouldn't be mass-marketed to childern. Spirits amd demons are real. Ouija boards are just a passageway for them to come into this world. It's definetly not something an 8-year-old girl should be playing around with.

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Default Re: Pink Ouija Boards: New Menace! - 04-05-2010, 09:34 PM
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Wow. Something on this site that I acually agree with. Shocking. The occult is not something to be messed with, and certainly shouldn't be mass-marketed to childern. Spirits amd demons are real. Ouija boards are just a passageway for them to come into this world. It's definetly not something an 8-year-old girl should be playing around with.
You are right in that no children should play with things like this, as you need some experience with the Spirit World before you know how to adequately deal with it. We use it sometimes, but not too often, as we don't want to become too much familiarized with unknown spirits.

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