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Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 12:38 AM
I make a surprise visit to The Lounge and still, on the second day of October NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Jesus Weeps, my "friends."
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 12:54 AM
As I've said, SAMHAIN comes before YULE.
*And for the record, shopping malls here are already peddling xmas decorations. What an annoyance. Multicultural religious equality my butt!*
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 02:25 AM
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As I've said, SAMHAIN comes before YULE.
*And for the record, shopping malls here are already peddling xmas decorations. What an annoyance. Multicultural religious equality my butt!*
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Ok, you have earned another infraction for repeatedly attempting to cram your cult holidays down our throats.
And I'll throw in a few more for the flamboyant advertising of your poop chute.
Jesus is the reason for the season, got it?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 02:31 AM
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As I've said, SAMHAIN comes before YULE.
*And for the record, shopping malls here are already peddling xmas decorations. What an annoyance. Multicultural religious equality my butt!*
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So what's up with Samiam there Rachael? I've been reading some archeological books and let's see if I have that correct; Samiam is that when you strangle some deformed redhead and tossing him in a lake to go see the gods to bring the sun back for the next year.
Since we are speaking of pagan practices; I am curious how you keep the heads of your husband's slain enemies lying around you house from attracting vermin?
Oh, you've said you are a witch; so do you have stagnate pond were the other pagan's toss weapons captured from their enemis? I bet the War of Terror has been a real godsend for you then.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 02:39 AM
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So what's up with Samiam there Rachael? I've been reading some archeological books and let's see if I have that correct; Samiam is that when you strangle some deformed redhead and tossing him in a lake to go see the gods to bring the sun back for the next year.
Since we are speaking of pagan practices; I am curious how you keep the heads of your husband's slain enemies lying around you house from attracting vermin?
Oh, you've said you are a witch; so do you have stagnate pond were the other pagan's toss weapons captured from their enemis? I bet the War of Terror has been a real godsend for you then.
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I've often wondered about that too. And how do you store all that blood for your rituals? Do you have industrial drums of it? I'd think it would stink to high heavens and get the DOF on you pretty quick....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 03:52 AM
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Ok, you have earned another infraction for repeatedly attempting to cram your cult holidays down our throats.
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Now you know how the rest of the world feels about you!
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And I'll throw in a few more for the flamboyant advertising of your poop chute.
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I take it you've never heard the saying before?
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So what's up with Samiam there Rachael? I've been reading some archeological books and let's see if I have that correct; Samiam is that when you strangle some deformed redhead and tossing him in a lake to go see the gods to bring the sun back for the next year.
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Way to misinterpret, BJ, it's merely a darker holiday symbolizing (in the northern hemisphere at least, summers end, death and rebirth)
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Since we are speaking of pagan practices; I am curious how you keep the heads of your husband's slain enemies lying around you house from attracting vermin?
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Well, seeing as the main problem we have is with roaches, we do what the proper thing to do with dead roaches is. We send them to the landover kitchen supply center.
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Oh, you've said you are a witch; so do you have stagnate pond were the other pagan's toss weapons captured from their enemis? I bet the War of Terror has been a real godsend for you then.
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1)Not all pagans believe/do the same things
2) Ancient and modern times are not the same
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I've often wondered about that too. And how do you store all that blood for your rituals? Do you have industrial drums of it? I'd think it would stink to high heavens and get the DOF on you pretty quick....
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See my above response to the previous question.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 04:42 AM
"A deformed redhead" BJ?
Surely you realise they had to be as perfect as possible,so the more handsome the better...which must be a great comfort to you.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 06:26 AM
Ahhhh, I knew there must be a reason why BJ never takes that mask off. *snicker*
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 11:48 AM
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Way to misinterpret, BJ, it's merely a darker holiday symbolizing (in the northern hemisphere at least, summers end, death and rebirth)
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What, so your problem is that BJ's description of the holiday wasn't dark enough? What did he miss out?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 01:05 PM
I meant dark as in, as far as pagan holidays go, the tone is a tad more dark than some of the others, that's all.
Sorry to disappoint you....no naked dancing around an open fire smeared in blood or anything like that.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 03:14 PM
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"A deformed redhead" BJ?
Surely you realise they had to be as perfect as possible,so the more handsome the better...which must be a great comfort to you.
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Deformed as in gimpy leg or what not (the god's mark after all). I assume a red head would have to be perfect in you pagan's eyes or why else would you send him to talk to the God's? (Though you've got to admit drugging him up, feeding him grass and then wrapping a cord around his neck is pretty rough)
Why I am telling you two pagan priestesses about your own religion?
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1)Not all pagans believe/do the same things
2) Ancient and modern times are not the same
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You two are Northern European? Right? You two say you are practicing ancient paganism? Right? So what's the problem you two have with your religion? Were is your faith in your gods and goddess if you don't think you need to snuff a red head to bring the sun back?
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 07:09 PM
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So what's up with Samiam there Rachael? I've been reading some archeological books and let's see if I have that correct; Samiam is that when you strangle some deformed redhead and tossing him in a lake to go see the gods to bring the sun back for the next year.
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Bobby-Joe, I thought it was the one where you celebrate it by putting a Man in a giant wicker apparatus and Light-ing it all on fire. No?
PS MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 07:20 PM
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Bobby-Joe, I thought it was the one where you celebrate it by putting a Man in a giant wicker apparatus and Light-ing it all on fire. No?
PS MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!
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That's in the spring, and they use criminals. (though one shudders as to think what they considered a criminal)
Well what's interesting about the "wicker man" thing is the only evidence we have is from Julius Caesar’s The Gallic War. There is no other evidence for it. Yet, these modern pagans embrace it. They taunt us TRUE Christians™ for using an instrument of torture as a symbol of Christ's victory over sin yet embrace as their own symbol a slanderous rumor. Thus The Lord reveals them with their own foolishness.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 09:07 PM
GLORY!!!
If it's Christmas time that means it's time for my Favorite Christmas song!!!
Turn your sound up and ENJOY!!!
MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY SONG!!
Enthusiastic, Sister Thumper
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 11:21 PM
Sweet, Sister Thumper! After all these years I do Believe Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer has finally got some competition.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 11:47 PM
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You two are Northern European? Right? You two say you are practicing ancient paganism? Right? So what's the problem you two have with your religion? Were is your faith in your gods and goddess if you don't think you need to snuff a red head to bring the sun back?
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No, there are different types of paganism, and as the times pass, so do traditions. Much the same as you christians no longer sacrifice animals and/or people to your god. (And yes, I have seen parts of the bible where they have sacrificed people!!)
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 11:49 PM
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Much the same as you christians no longer sacrifice animals and/or people to your god.
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Who says we don't? No one ever rescinded Biblical law!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-03-2006, 11:53 PM
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Who says we don't? No one ever rescinded Biblical law!
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And you say only catholicism is pagan...
I have no problem with people who believe in Jesus, but harming another individual in any way is unacceptable. I don't care what the booky says
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10-03-2006, 11:57 PM
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And you say only catholicism is pagan...
I have no problem with people who believe in Jesus, but harming another individual in any way is unacceptable. I don't care what the booky says
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The Bible says to kill all unbelievers. JESUS HIMSELF is returning for one reason only: To start The war of Armageddon and make the rivers run red with blood. That is what the Bible says! Who are you to deny GOD?
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-04-2006, 12:13 AM
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I don't care what the booky says
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PS Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!
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