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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
08-30-2012, 02:48 AM
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Referring to your remark about his head hitting the pool floor; was it like an ecohoing sound... kinda like...
Help me yaaaa! Please help me! Please help me ya for God's fuckinga sake. I'ma starting to see the blacka snakea! Jesusa Zeke! Jesusa Deaner! Jesusa Mistress Cookie!!! I sweara; I never sin againa. Please, pleasa... help this old mana... pleasa!!!!!!
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
08-30-2012, 02:58 AM
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I'm not sure that's such a good idea . . . Might that not encourage furryism?
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I dunno. Brother Rodimer has hit the nail pretty close to the head.
Maybe that's what's missing; a giant nail thru the chimps skull. A new symbol of darkie intelligence
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
08-30-2012, 05:10 PM
Speaking of which, has anyone seen Brother Jimmy-Roy? Is he still scrubbing? He was supposed to meet with me to discuss his tithing situation. If he gets it straightened out, the Lord may turn from the wrath that we've just seen manifested.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
08-30-2012, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Speaking of which, has anyone seen Brother Jimmy-Roy? Is he still scrubbing? He was supposed to meet with me to discuss his tithing situation. If he gets it straightened out, the Lord may turn from the wrath that we've just seen manifested.
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I'd wager he's of sleeping in a cave somewhere.
Honestly, Pastor; I don't know how Jimmy-Roy can get any sleep with that boy around.
He hasn't stopped his donkey-talk since he cracked his head open.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
08-31-2012, 06:34 AM
If you want him put down, I gots the water and bucket.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
08-31-2012, 12:01 PM
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If you want him put down, I gots the water and bucket.
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You should save that for shining shoes and washing down fried chicken. Since being a retarded is a lifestyle choice, the boy might still repent.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-01-2012, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
Referring to your remark about his head hitting the pool floor; was it like an ecohoing sound... kinda like...
Help me yaaaa! Please help me! Please help me ya for God's fuckinga sake. I'ma starting to see the blacka snakea! Jesusa Zeke! Jesusa Deaner! Jesusa Mistress Cookie!!! I sweara; I never sin againa. Please, pleasa... help this old mana... pleasa!!!!!!
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With regard to your remark Brother Rodimer; it was supposed to be an echoing sound (you know; empty head) but I think I posted it too soon before my medication could take effect. The way it reads now is like a wop attempting to speak English. My apologies. It just didn't come out right when it was typed.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-01-2012, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I keep hitting my second youngest son with the edge of an oar, in the same spot on the head, for choosing to behave like a retarded. He just acts more and more retard. Perhaps he is the reason Christ had to suffer so much.
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Or just hates his father and chooses yo act that way to get the joy of pissing you off have fun when your on your deathbed and all you get from him is a big tuck off also maybe the kid jumped in the pool to try and get away from the beating and wanted to not deal with it anymore
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-01-2012, 09:08 PM
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Or just hates his father and chooses yo act that way to get the joy of pissing you off have fun when your on your deathbed and all you get from him is a big tuck off also maybe the kid jumped in the pool to try and get away from the beating and wanted to not deal with it anymore
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I believe you are correct. I will punish him more severely, and allow him to read your post if he inquires.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 12:44 AM
So you want your kids to get away from you first chance they turn 18 how old is he because I'll tell you one thing your a worthless pile for hitting a child for children are innocent be a bigger man and fight someone your size you are probably fat and were picked on as a child and you probably had no friends therefore take all that anger out on him because he is a kid how do you think child services would take this hell I will fight you and if your kid sees this he like me more because im sticking up for him and making fun of you for being a wuss I was going to say making fun of you but your already making yourself look like a terrible person that's just something you don't do and makes me sick you take pride in that
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Lutheran Born
So you want your kids to get away from you first chance they turn 18 how old is he because I'll tell you one thing your a worthless pile for hitting a child for children are innocent be a bigger man and fight someone your size you are probably fat and were picked on as a child and you probably had no friends therefore take all that anger out on him because he is a kid how do you think child services would take this hell I will fight you and if your kid sees this he like me more because im sticking up for him and making fun of you for being a wuss I was going to say making fun of you but your already making yourself look like a terrible person that's just something you don't do and makes me sick you take pride in that
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Dear Imbecile;
If I am deciphering your wall of gibberish correctly, you seem to be taking exception to a Christian disciplining his own children.
This thread is about a kid who fell into my drained pool and turned retard as a result. (He still hasn't stopped making that weird noise by the way.) It's not about disciplining Christian children. You can find that discussion HERE.
Please stop derailing our threads. And please try and use punctuation when you post. It took me a long time to figure out what you were whining about.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 01:18 AM
Ah ok Pastor E. The guy who gave me a infraction on the above statement because I was making homosexual remarks. Just let me know where I said anything gay at all and ill be happy to listen. Since I feel this way I can there fore take this to a pastor if I feel that I was mis infractioned on can't I right?
Just wanna know where did I say anything remotly to homosexual statements in my previous replys to the child beater.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 01:30 AM
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Ah ok Pastor E. The guy who gave me a infraction on the above statement because I was making homosexual remarks. Just let me know where I said anything gay at all and ill be happy to listen. Since I feel this way I can there fore take this to a pastor if I feel that I was mis infractioned on can't I right?
Just wanna know where did I say anything remotly to homosexual statements in my previous replys to the child beater.
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Sure, no problem.
#1: You're a Lutheran/atheist, and so you advocate for the radical queer agenda. You all do.
#2: You are speaking out against Christian child discipline, which is a main plank of the homersexural agenda. Satan opposes spanking, because he wants everyone to turn queer.
I hope this clarifies things, and inspires you to repent.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 03:25 AM
Now this is a nice response a nice calm one but let me tell you otherwise
Noooo im not Lutheran/Atgeist just an Atheist so how does that make me gay which im not and and how is being gay the same as making gay comments. Which I have not done either one or am not either one I also want to know where it say in the bible to beat children for God loves all kids therefore would not stand for this.
HOWEVER I was spanked when I was a kid that is very much different then punching or slapping your kid in the head or face.
I do think spanking is ok just as long as it's not the only thing you do spanking should only be used as a last resort.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 03:30 AM
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...just an Atheist...
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Please do not capitalize atheist (unless at the beginning of a sentence). It's not a proper noun.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 03:48 AM
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Now this is a nice response a nice calm one but let me tell you otherwise
Noooo im not Lutheran/Atgeist just an Atheist so how does that make me gay which im not and and how is being gay the same as making gay comments. Which I have not done either one or am not either one I also want to know where it say in the bible to beat children for God loves all kids therefore would not stand for this.
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God does not love queers, atheists, witches, joos, or blasphemers, to name a few. The rumor that "God loves everyone" was created by liberal, salad-bar Christians (like Lutherans) who pick and choose which parts of God's Holy Word to obey. We True Christians™ adhere to EVERY WORD in the Holy Bible.
I will leave you with this thought: If God loved everyone, irregardless of their sin, why would Jesus have brought us hell?
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HOWEVER I was spanked when I was a kid that is very much different then punching or slapping your kid in the head or face.
I do think spanking is ok just as long as it's not the only thing you do spanking should only be used as a last resort.
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No one cares what you think. Your unsaved opinion isn't worth a bucket of spit. You could tell me that the sky was blue and the oceans deep, and I wouldn't care. Because you are so far from Jesus that you reek of sin and perversion.
God orders us to beat our Christian children. The Bible says that beating your children with a rod is a sure sign of parental love. Proverbs 13:24 It says that you should beat your children and don't stop just because they cry. Proverbs 19:18 The Bible tells us that beating your children will make them less foolish. Proverbs 22:15 God commands us to beat our children hard and often. Don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them. Shout GLORY!
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Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 04:15 AM
I'm sure that means discipline them not actually hit them. So if i have a kid and hit him repeatedly with a bat he will be fine ok thx know i can be like you fellows and know what to use as as an excise in the court of law sweet.
Can't wait to woop my kids ass to a pulp like you gentleman.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 04:17 AM
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I'm sure that means discipline them not actually hit them. So if i have a kid and hit him repeatedly with a bat he will be fine ok thx know i can be like you fellows and know what to use as as an excise in the court of law sweet.
Can't wait to woop my kids ass to a pulp like you gentleman.
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Derail this thread again and I'll personally ban you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 08:28 AM
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I'm sure that means discipline them not actually hit them.
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How do you discipline a child with a rod without hitting it? Are you Harry Potter?
You have been warned multiple times about derailing this thread. Please stop being a queer, and worshiping Lex Luther. I'm starting to think you don't respect Pastor Ezekiel. Take a look at his awards before you think about disrespecting him again.
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Re: Local Boy Turns Retard -
09-02-2012, 12:53 PM
Can I be of assistance in this matter?
YIC,
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