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Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-02-2011, 10:06 PM
Well, I'm sure everybody's heard the latest "news" perpetuated by the liebral media. Apparently, president Hussein Obama managed to kill Osama Bin Laden.
Now, don't get me wrong. I'd certainly like this to be true, but let's face it, do the facts really add up? Bin Laden's apparently been killed, then his body dumped into the ocean. Uh huh, sure.
Obama, I'm a True Christian™, and everybody knows that there isn't a group of people more skeptical and based in reality than True Christians™. Do you really expect me to believe that? How do we know it wasn't just some random mooslim they killed so you'd have something to brag about now that the election is coming up?
That's why I think we need some PROOF from you, Hussein Obama! If you really want us to believe you managed to kill Bin Laden, then YOU need to release the long form death certificate!
Unless, of course, it doesn't actually exist! And please, don't even bother releasing any "live death certificate" forgeries, we're too smart for that.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-02-2011, 10:37 PM
GLORY! Right now we ONLY have Obama's WORD for this and that an't good enough!!!
Did Bush tell us to take his work when Saddam was killed. NO! They produced the head.
Were in the long forum Mr President???
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-02-2011, 10:42 PM
It is clear George W. Bush already killed Bin Laden years ago. He is just not the type to brag about such things. Obama cannot prove anything because he didn't do anything. Well, except sending America into its worst economic crisis since Jimmy Carter.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-02-2011, 10:55 PM
I have to call bullstuff on this as well. U.S. Senator Joseph Lieberman shares my skepticism.
"This .. is a ruse that the American government has carried out."
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-02-2011, 11:10 PM
My contacts say otherwise, but they are mexican and therefore are somewhat unreliable.
Right now, only the LORD GOD knows for sure! Praise Him!
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-02-2011, 11:43 PM
Negroes are known prevaricators and simply cannot be taken at their word. I doubt that anybody was actually killed at all. It is just as likely that President Obama was, to use the vernacular, "shucking and jiving" the American people.
I for one do not blame him for this however, as it is an innate weakness of his race. It would be like blaming an oriental individual for his inability to operate a motor vehicle. The inferior races are not called inferior without reason, they all have documented deficiencies.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-02-2011, 11:59 PM
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Negroes are known prevaricators and simply cannot be taken at their word. I doubt that anybody was actually killed at all. It is just as likely that President Obama was, to use the vernacular, "shucking and jiving" the American people.
I for one do not blame him for this however, as it is an innate weakness of his race. It would be like blaming an oriental individual for his inability to operate a motor vehicle. The inferior races are not called inferior without reason, they all have documented deficiencies.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-03-2011, 01:00 AM
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Negroes are known prevaricators and simply cannot be taken at their word. I doubt that anybody was actually killed at all. It is just as likely that President Obama was, to use the vernacular, "shucking and jiving" the American people.
I for one do not blame him for this however, as it is an innate weakness of his race. It would be like blaming an oriental individual for his inability to operate a motor vehicle. The inferior races are not called inferior without reason, they all have documented deficiencies.
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Also even if anyone was killed it would be very difficult to know if it was Bin Laden. Arabs all look exactly the same. It is the same with blacks. I am sure that there are only a handful of black or arab actors, they just use the same ones all the time and nobody notices. In the UK there were complaints that there were not enough black faces on the TV so the BBC just repeated 'Crimewatch'.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-03-2011, 01:06 AM
And to think, they now claim to be performing a DNA test to prove it was Osama's body.
Yes, test a false science on a false body for false results, to please a sheepish society with a REAL terrorist as the leader.
I would feel safe going so far as to say Obama and Osama were in league with each other. Providing a birth certificate and killing Osama in the same week? Obama is trying to hoodwink the American people, and we won't fall for it.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-03-2011, 03:00 AM
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And to think, they now claim to be performing a DNA test to prove it was Osama's body.
Yes, test a false science on a false body for false results, to please a sheepish society with a REAL terrorist as the leader.
I would feel safe going so far as to say Obama and Osama were in league with each other. Providing a birth certificate and killing Osama in the same week? Obama is trying to hoodwink the American people, and we won't fall for it.
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All of this about their shady relationship may be the explanation I've been looking for.
I simply cannot understand why Mayors were not notified that this event was coming down. Now, I'm starting to see that the fewer people who really understand what is going on, the less likely someone will catch Obama in his deception.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-03-2011, 03:04 AM
I know that when my mother died I had to buy a dozen death certificates for various agencies and it wasn't CHEAP!! I still have a few left over because my stupid joo lawyer overestimated the number that I would need.
I am SURE that there is at least one death certificate for Osama lying around, somewhere. SHOW IT ALREADY!!!
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-03-2011, 09:06 AM
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Also even if anyone was killed it would be very difficult to know if it was Bin Laden. Arabs all look exactly the same. It is the same with blacks. I am sure that there are only a handful of black or arab actors, they just use the same ones all the time and nobody notices.
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Absolutely right, Brother Jack. You seen one Arab, you seen 'em all.
Maybe they ought to wear name tags.
Even Arabs can't tell one another apart. Must be a real problem when issuing photo IDs.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-03-2011, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Also even if anyone was killed it would be very difficult to know if it was Bin Laden. Arabs all look exactly the same. It is the same with blacks. I am sure that there are only a handful of black or arab actors, they just use the same ones all the time and nobody notices. In the UK there were complaints that there were not enough black faces on the TV so the BBC just repeated 'Crimewatch'.
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I have it on good authority that Osama and Obama were half-brothers, both born in Kenya of the same father, who being a good muslim, had four wives. That is why you never see the 'REAL' birth certificates of either.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-03-2011, 05:15 PM
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I have it on good authority that Osama and Obama were half-brothers, both born in Kenya of the same father, who being a good muslim, had four wives. That is why you never see the 'REAL' birth certificates of either.
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Knew it.
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Re: Where's Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate!?!? -
05-03-2011, 06:05 PM
Does Obama think we're all ignorant fools? Does he think we have no memory or common sense?
First of all, everyone knows that George W. Bush captured Osama bin Laden hiding in a spider hole with his Weapons of Mass Distruction.
Second, who would believe one word uttered by Obama and his brainwashed minions?
I mean, seriously--- how stupid do you think we are, Libs? Thankfully, Fox News has been reporting the truth ever since Obama started trying to perpertrate this clumsy ruse: George W. Bush deserves all the credit for capturing bin Laden.
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