[Bobby-Joe]

Since you follow ancient Northern European pagan traditions may I ask

Were do you keep the severed heads of your husband's enemies in your house?

What sacred poll of water do you ritually strangle and toss victims into as offerings to the gods?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Witch of Endor

And Rev. Rodimer, I must say that I don't believe your last argument to be a very fair one. How often do you come on this forum and see atheists saying "how do u no wut god wants a dont use the bible!!111"? Do you not feel that your argument is somewhat analogous?

Not at all, my Ewok-loving furry* friend. (Or are you pretending to be the long-dead Canaanite whom King Saul consulted, and who conjured a demon impersonating Samuel?)

You don't HAVE any ancient scriptures. Because of the disconnect between ancient and modern Pagans, you have no way to know what they were thinking while they were doing what they were doing.

They sacrificed humans and animals. You do not. Yet you worship the same demons. Why do you think that your failure to sacrifice won't anger your demons?

As for the atheistards asking us to explain how we know what God wants "without using the Bible" . . . it's not possible, and you should know that is the standard response. "Feelings" and "logic" are easily manipulated by Satan or our own desires, so we rely on Scripture to tell us what is right and wrong.



*Or would that make you a plushie? Ewoks not being real, of course.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Witch of Endor

(Albigensian Crusade, anyone?)

Are you suggesting that Cathars were Christians?

Whilst out walking last night, I wondered whether people dancing nude apart from being painted all over like giant toadstools with flourescent paint standing on rocks under blacklights in an otherwise dark forest setting would be pagans or heathens? It would assist in witnessing to them, I feel, if we could know in advance whom we were approaching.

II Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might bee damned who beleeued not the trueth, but had pleasure in vnrighteousnes. ©1611

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

how can you know you are or are not pleasing your demon goddess

I think demon goddesses inform participants regarding this point

[Witch of Endor]

I am pleased to see that I've only been gone for two hours and there are already plenty of questions ready for me. Let me address your concerns friends.

On a personal note Mr. Bobby-Joe, I must say I love your robes. Any chance you could tell me where you got them? I'm sure they'd make quite a impression at my next Dragonfest.

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Were do you keep the severed heads of your husband's enemies in your house?

I'm a young womyn, and have no husband yet.

What sacred poll of water do you ritually strangle and toss victims into as offerings to the gods?

Unfortunately, I'm a little wary of giving away any information that may lead to my location. I'm sure you understand. But please be assured there is a very sacred pool of water that I don't ritually strangle and toss victims in near me.

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Not at all, my Ewok-loving furry* friend. (Or are you pretending to be the long-dead Canaanite whom King Saul consulted, and who conjured a demon impersonating Samuel?)

Well, since this is a Christian forum, I chose a name for myself that I thought would be appropriate. I'll let you figure out which of those two it is.

You don't HAVE any ancient scriptures. Because of the disconnect between ancient and modern Pagans, you have no way to know what they were thinking while they were doing what they were doing.

I concede this point to you, Reverend

They sacrificed humans and animals. You do not. Yet you worship the same demons. Why do you think that your failure to sacrifice won't anger your demons?

Tell me Reverend, is it true that you are both a Reverend and run TermiWix? It seems to me that the stress of both of these endeavors may be getting to you. Might I suggest to you that you relax, maybe dissolve TermiWix, and release the captive witches?

Now, it seems to me that you are suggesting that "demons" cannot change their minds or decide they want to be worshiped differently over the course of 2000 years or so. Is there a scriptural basis for this?

As for the atheistards asking us to explain how we know what God wants "without using the Bible" . . . it's not possible, and you should know that is the standard response. "Feelings" and "logic" are easily manipulated by Satan or our own desires, so we rely on Scripture to tell us what is right and wrong.

Thank you for agreeing with me.

*Or would that make you a plushie? Ewoks not being real, of course.

I am not sure. Might I suggest asking a furry?

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Are you suggesting that Cathars were Christians?

Well, Ms. Lizalor, I meant to imply in my post that though the Cathars were christian, they were not True Christians™. I used them to illustrate the point that the Catholic Church was very aggressive about eliminating christian groups that were different from them, and as they were quite powerful in that era, they were also quite effective at it

Whilst out walking last night, I wondered whether people dancing nude apart from being painted all over like giant toadstools with flourescent paint standing on rocks under blacklights in an otherwise dark forest setting would be pagans or heathens? It would assist in witnessing to them, I feel, if we could know in advance whom we were approaching.

Those were probably Pagans. Heathens are usually somewhat more inclined to wearing clothes.

Blessed be, my ewok-obsessed friends

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Hi!

It's me again from the other thread!

You know I used to be a Wiccan too! I have since been converted and saved by the Seventh-Day Adventist church and Steve Wohlberg.

I used to think that Wicca was a harmless and peaceful religion, but now I know how wrong I was! Thank God for Steve Wohlberg!

So my question to you is this: Would you be willing to leave your dangerous and destructive cult to join with the Seventh-Day Adventists' exciting quest to save the world?

[Witch of Endor]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

Hi!

Merry met

It's me again from the other thread!

It hasn't escaped my notice

You know I used to be a Wiccan too! I have since been converted and saved by the Seventh-Day Adventist church and Steve Wohlberg.

You don't say

I used to think that Wicca was a harmless and peaceful religion, but now I know how wrong I was! Thank God for Steve Wohlberg!

Glad to hear it

So my question to you is this: Would you be willing to leave your dangerous and destructive cult to join with the Seventh-Day Adventists' exciting quest to save the world?

No.

I can honestly say I'd rather be a Baptist with these guys.

Blessed be, my mormon friend

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

You know I used to be a Wiccan too! I have since been converted and saved by the Seventh-Day Adventist churchæ…?[/FONT]

I don't think you can be saved by the Seventh Day Advetists - can you? Please advise, one of the Pastors, or other gentlemen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

So my question to you is this: Would you be willing to leave your dangerous and destructive cult to join with the Seventh-Day Adventists' exciting quest to save the world?[/FONT]

The seventh dayers are all twisted cultists. Read about them HERE.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The seventh dayers are all twisted cultists. Read about them HERE.

That is very helpful. Thank-you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Witch of Endor

Tell me Reverend, is it true that you are both a Reverend and run TermiWix? It seems to me that the stress of both of these endeavors may be getting to you. Might I suggest to you that you relax, maybe dissolve TermiWix, and release the captive witches?

No, it is not.

I happen to be a shareholder with a substantial investment in the company, but am not on the Board of Directors of TermiWix and hold no position of authority within the organization.

Note that your little "suggestion spell" failed to have any impact upon me whatsoever.

Now, it seems to me that you are suggesting that "demons" cannot change their minds or decide they want to be worshiped differently over the course of 2000 years or so. Is there a scriptural basis for this?

Perhaps they can. Maybe they now want you to sacrifice entire nations, or collect pre-born babies that have been wrested from their Christian mothers' wombs via forced abortions.

How do you know what they want?

[Titus Templeton]

I have a question, witch. With how many other womans do you ever had sex at the same time? I just want to know it because its so discusting.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

I have a question, witch. With how many other womans do you ever had sex at the same time? I just want to know it because its so discusting.

There is a (clothing optional) Ishtar festival in New South Wales come Easter here in Australia - answers to many such questions might be available there. I am being bribed with money to attend but as it is getting a bit cold for me in Australia at that time of year, I will be Europe then. But really it is an excuse NOT to be there (N.S.W. that is); Europe is equally dreadful, especially around their Northern sea ports. Probably worse. There are more witches in England however, in my experience: I daresay that the familiar spirit occupying the witch of Endor would be available to enter a modern child of darkness?
I John 1:7 I think the Pastors could help you come, Kassandra, into the light.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Dearest Witch of Blendor:

If Obama came to campaign at one of your bonfires, would you turn it into a cannibalistic BBQ and have yourselves some "dark meat"?

I can imagine you all chanting the witty refrain from this number as you chow down:

Mmm, mmm, mmm . . . Barack <URP> Hussein Obama <lick><smack> . . .