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Default Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-07-2012, 12:23 AM

The French have chosen to dump conservative (or in the US, "slightly left of center") President Nicolas Sarkozy, voting today to elect Socialist François Hollande as their new President.

As we know, Socialists (like Obama) hate Jesus and love Islamists. Sarkozy wasn't much, but at least he tried to run the country in a responsible manner. When Marine Le Pen took a sizeable chunk of votes in the first round election, Sarkozy recognized that he needed to gear his campaign a bit more toward those who want to put a stop to the influx of Islamist terrorists to France. He got more support, but still failed to win by about 1.5%.

The radio said something about people going to the Bastille now that Sarkozy has been defeated. Mobs are moving through the streets of Paris. Are they going to drag Sarkozy to the Bastille and execute him?

If you want to visit Paris, I strongly recommend doing so before "Frank Holland Days" begin, and they begin legalizing bombmaking materials for all Islamists.


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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-07-2012, 12:27 AM

I had no idea that the communists over in Godless France even allowed elections.


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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-07-2012, 09:54 AM

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I had no idea that the communists over in Godless France even allowed elections.
I'm surprised enough of them got off their lazy asses to have an election.


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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-07-2012, 10:25 AM

It is hard to imagine the stench of so many ceremonially unclean cheese rapists all in one place at one time. I cannot stand the French and neither can any True American™. They all speak tongues, mocking God like a bunch of damned, tone deaf Pentecostals who can't stay seated long enough to make a proper prayer. Oh God, please kill the French soon!


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It is hard to imagine the stench of so many ceremonially unclean cheese rapists all in one place at one time. I cannot stand the French and neither can any True American™. They all speak tongues, mocking God like a bunch of damned, tone deaf Pentecostals who can't stay seated long enough to make a proper prayer. Oh God, please kill the French soon!
Isn't it about time the krauts had another go? We know how much they love to have commie neighbours!!!


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Isn't it about time the krauts had another go? We know how much they love to have commie neighbours!!!
Amen, brother. Maybe they will kill each other off. May God rain fiery death down among all the socialist sodomites and immigrant islamofascists of Europistan! Praise and glory!

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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-07-2012, 10:49 AM

The last time this happened the Terror seized France as God set family against family and daughter against son (as was foretold: M't:10:34: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.). The guillotine worked overtime as martyr after martyr to Prosperity Christian Capitalism was swept up to heaven.

Well, if they will accept Satan, they had better not come crying to me when they are all murdered and thrown through Hell's Gates.

(So as my message may reach the souls in perils, I have run this through Landover's "Pre-Tower Language Converter" so those Frogs can read it:

La dernière fois que cela est arrivé la Terreur saisi la France comme Dieu a placé dans la famille de l'opposition contre la famille et la fille contre le fils (comme cela a été prédit: M'T: 10:34: Ne croyez pas que je sois venu apporter la paix sur la terre: je ne suis pas venu la paix, mais une épée.). La guillotine a travaillé des heures supplémentaires comme martyr après martyr de la prospérité chrétienne capitalisme a été balayé vers le ciel.

Eh bien, si ils vont accepter de Satan, ils feraient mieux de ne pas venir me voir en pleurant quand ils sont tous assassinés et jetés à travers les portes de l'enfer.



(I have thought about this, and I think perhaps God will just leave them to kill one another - after all, would you want the French in Heaven?)





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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-07-2012, 10:53 AM

Topical joke :
Q - Why are all the roads in France lined with trees?
A - Because the Germans like to march in the shade


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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-07-2012, 12:52 PM

I'd support an invasion of France. The communist interpretation of "tithe" is "let government kill 10% of population".
Having 65M people, the death toll from an all-out communism is 6.5 millions!

A swift invasion of France will prevent the biggest mass slaughter in Europe since the Holocaust. And we'll get rid of spoiled farmers being paid for having their mad cows travel a distance equal to back and forth to the moon, snail eating and cooter showers.
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If our U. S. leftist stations start playing Edith Piaf again, I'm going to smash my radio.

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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-07-2012, 03:34 PM

Disgusting news. Now who among us doesn't think France needs to Romeny top priority when get elected to save the handful of prosperity Christians they have left? For God's sake the man did his missionary work to France, he will know all the best invasion routs.



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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-08-2012, 12:29 AM

They say a picture says a thoudand words.
The outgoing President and Pious wife:


The incoming (notice no thanking of Jesus-Typical 'face could stop a coal train' Socialist ):


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-08-2012, 11:17 AM

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The incoming (notice no thanking of Jesus-Typical 'face could stop a coal train' Socialist ):
And worse of all hollande was raised as a cathlick!!!

New surrender-monkey President raised as a cathlick


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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-08-2012, 12:45 PM

You have heard this already: Tell me who your president is and I'm going to tell you who you are. Parisians are so proud of their Notre Dame, built for around 200 years, but not so with their dead Catholicism. Our tour guide proudly claimed that around 30% of Parisians have become atheists, and if I were one of them, I would have joined them certainly, for their people's idolatry, their Mary-worship, and hundred other Catholic superstitions have become, as the centuries went by, so injurious already to the intelligence of brilliant Parisians! A visit to Paris is simply a visit to a very intelligent nation. Yes, they produced a Napoleon, but sad to say, they failed to produce a Spurgeon; they rejected a true Bible-believing Christian Church and embraced instead a pure and dead Catholicism. The result is their electing a president that has faith a thousand kilometers away from the faith of Washington or Lincoln in the Holy Bible as the word of God, and in Jesus Christ, our only giver of Eternal Life. May Paris become a Christian! https://sites.google.com/site/strengthenedbythisverse
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You have heard this already: Tell me who your president is and I'm going to tell you who you are. Parisians are so proud of their Notre Dame, built for around 200 years, but not so with their dead Catholicism. Our tour guide proudly claimed that around 30% of Parisians have become atheists, and if I were one of them, I would have joined them certainly, for their people's idolatry, their Mary-worship, and hundred other Catholic superstitions have become, as the centuries went by, so injurious already to the intelligence of brilliant Parisians! A visit to Paris is simply a visit to a very intelligent nation. Yes, they produced a Napoleon, but sad to say, they failed to produce a Spurgeon; they rejected a true Bible-believing Christian Church and embraced instead a pure and dead Catholicism. The result is their electing a president that has faith a thousand kilometers away from the faith of Washington or Lincoln in the Holy Bible as the word of God, and in Jesus Christ, our only giver of Eternal Life. May Paris become a Christian! https://sites.google.com/site/strengthenedbythisverse
Welcome to God's favourite forum Bythisverse,

You seem to know a lot about the frogs...are you froggish?

And it would be nice of you to introduce yourself (use the instructions at the top of the Introduction Forum). What is your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you?

The verse inspiring me today is:

Exodus 8:4
And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.

All the best


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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-08-2012, 11:11 PM

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...The guillotine worked overtime as martyr after martyr to Prosperity Christian Capitalism was swept up to heaven.
Knowing your knowledge of history has more gaps in it than a Baptist smile, I might remind you those martyrs you speak of were Catholics.

You think the countless wonders of art and architecture that define Paris were built by Baptwits?

One look around Tennessee at the neon strips of fast food and imitation Churches clearly shows the difference between Heavenly inspired buildings like Notre Dame Cathedral and Arby's.


When you folks in Freehold can manage a second story building that doesn't back up onto a loading platform for cattle give the French a call.




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One look around Tennessee at the neon strips of fast food and imitation Churches clearly shows the difference between Heavenly inspired buildings like Notre Dame Cathedral and Arby's.

Bless you, my uninformed ultracrepidarian,
Father Mo

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Catholic buildings that look like several erect male organs pointed skyward.

Why is this beautiful?


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Breaking: France chooses socialist hell over Sarkozy - 05-09-2012, 07:01 AM

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Knowing your knowledge of history has more gaps in it than a Baptist smile, I might remind you those martyrs you speak of were Catholics.

You think the countless wonders of art and architecture that define Paris were built by Baptwits?

One look around Tennessee at the neon strips of fast food and imitation Churches clearly shows the difference between Heavenly inspired buildings like Notre Dame Cathedral and Arby's.

When you folks in Freehold can manage a second story building that doesn't back up onto a loading platform for cattle give the French a call.

Bless you, my uninformed ultracrepidarian,
Father Mo

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Do you mean quaint architectural art like this from the papist church at Maillezais, Deux-Sevres?



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Knowing your knowledge of history has more gaps in it than a Baptist smile, I might remind you those martyrs you speak of were Catholics.

You think the countless wonders of art and architecture that define Paris were built by Baptwits?

One look around Tennessee at the neon strips of fast food and imitation Churches clearly shows the difference between Heavenly inspired buildings like Notre Dame Cathedral and Arby's.


When you folks in Freehold can manage a second story building that doesn't back up onto a loading platform for cattle give the French a call.




Bless you, my uninformed ultracrepidarian,
Father Mo



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Notre Dame ("Our Lady") is another one of those papist edifices dedicated to idolatry and Mary worshiping that took close to 200 years to construct and further impoverished an already poor peasant class when they all should have been reading their Bibles instead of listening to the corrupt cathylick clergy. To make matters worse (and to keep the walls from collapsing) the builders employed aptly named "flying BUTTress" – indicating that they had more on their minds than worshiping the "Virgin Mary".

Sadly, today we are left with a depressed and depraved youth sub-culture calling themselves "Goths" that dress in black and insert metallic objects into their bodies to allegedly celebrate this unfortunate era that was dominated by the forces of Satan.

Bless you too, my titular organist.


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