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My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 01:26 PM
My husband only allows our computer to see a few sites, this forum being one. Apparently, our oldest son Matthew (my husband was in negotiations with Maxine's father for a courtship with him) read about the Pride Parade in Freehold and decided he wanted to see it! Of course, we forbade him and sent him to his room. But when I checked on him this morning, he left a note and was gone! His note said he was heading to the parade as he was curious as to what it was. I have failed as a mother! Please, keep on the lookout for my strong, handsome, clean-limbed boy and pray that he doesn't get corrupted by that uppity Messican maid and her cronies!
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 02:17 PM
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Apparently, our oldest son Matthew (my husband was in negotiations with Maxine's father for a courtship with him)
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Why would your husband want your son to be in a relationship with Maxine's father?
This looks like some bizarre fag scenario to me, and I'm surprised that you would be so bold as boast about it here.
Needless to say, there is no way your homer son will get into Freehold. Bobby Jo runs a very tight security operation. Although you may never see him again, rest assured he would not have got into Freehold and it would be pointless to make a "missing persons" report with the Freehold PD.
Fortunately I do not have a homer son, but if I had one, and he disappeared it would be a case of God riddance.
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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 02:31 PM
Sister Dana
I have to agree with Brother Phil.
Mattie (I hope you don’t mind if I call him that) has little chance of getting in the gates. But you should be praising God that you found out now that your son is a homo. Perhaps he will find one of my rallies intended to get men on their knees. Jesus loves your son in spite of his heinous sin.
I hope Bobby Joe doesn’t shoot him.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 02:45 PM
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I have failed as a mother! Please, keep on the lookout for my strong, handsome, clean-limbed boy and pray that he doesn't get corrupted by that uppity Messican maid and her cronies!
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Oh, dear, dear Sister Dana: My, how I can feel your hurting and sense of disappointment so keenly. But, you must not blame yourself, my Dear. If you have raised that boy in the teachings of the , then will protect him. shall send forth Heavenly Angels to guide and steer the boy, to stay on the path of Righteousness and Salvation, cloaking him with the precious, shed of the glorious Lamb of Almighty -- now and forevermore!
Psalm 91:11 "For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways."
Now, do not fret, Dear. You've done the best that a mother can do, being an exemplary model of motherhood. May I leave you with this inspiring verse of Holy Scripture from the , to edify and uplift you in this time of trouble:
I Samuel 1:26-28:
26 And she said, Oh my lord, as thy soul liveth, my lord, I am the woman that stood by thee here, praying unto the Lord.
27 For this child I prayed; and the Lord hath given me my petition which I asked of him:
28 Therefore also I have lent him to the Lord; as long as he liveth he shall be lent to the Lord. And he worshipped the Lord there.
A very blessed day to you, Dear Dana, and please feel free to call for tea & scones. I am here should you need to unburden yourself further, Dear.
Sincerely,
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 03:09 PM
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Why would your husband want your son to be in a relationship with Maxine's father?
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I understood her to mean that her husband was negotiating some sort of relationship for himself with Maxine's father. I do wish people would be more clear.
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 03:17 PM
it’s poppycock. Wasn’t Matthew supposed to marry me after the negotiations? Did you happen to tell Matthew before marriage day? Oh boy....something similar happened when I was to be arranged to marry someone named Donny. A week after introductions and he disappeared to faggy San Diego. I’m sure this has nothing to do with me and your son is just a closet fag.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 04:16 PM
Poor poor Max.
How could anyone reject your loveliness? If I were a homo I would still be tempted by your charms. Were we in a different space or time I would pursue the chance to live with your Pa.
Um and you of course. Fate is so cruel.
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 04:25 PM
While I do consider my Pa to be one of the brightest, most well liked men that I know, I can’t see him marrying another man. Perhaps Dana was just speaking bad American. Although, it does pain me that I must look elsewhere for a potential suitor. I blame this Messicant demoncrat for hosting a pride parade and converting the youth to be pink wearing sissies. Next homo I talk to will have The Bible thrown at him/her by my local pastor.
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 06:05 PM
Maxine dear, are these young men being shown your photograph? Or perhaps seeing it on these very forums? If the latter, I would very strongly recommend that you either remove it or replace it with something just ever so slightly more flattering.
I'm not suggesting that you paint yourself like some sort of harlot: if you look at my photo (taken at a church spring-cleaning event), or Sister Mary Etheldreda's wonderfully smiling, sun-kissed features, you will see that we are free of vulgar face-paint. What you need to strive for is a photo that emphasizes your good points, if you have any, along with your underlying health and potential as the mother of many.
Failing that, perhaps you could be pictured behind a curtain?
I hope that helps, dear.
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 06:58 PM
Sister Dana, is it really my face that caused your son to go gay? I certainly hope this is just a coincidence that it happened before. There was one boy most recently a year ago that I was supposed to marry. He never turned gay, although he did die in a four wheeling accident trying to jump a makeshift ramp. The four wheeler flipped over and crushed him. What Brother Larry mentioned makes me doubt that I am the cause of dear Matthew turning.
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 07:15 PM
Oh Sister Max there is so much more to attracting a husband than your overwhelming beauty.
I find that most men just want a sandwich, cut diagonally, and then they just want you to leave. The peace they find in solitude is very appealing. Have you considered just stocking up on sandwich meats and buns and being sure there is always gasoline in the truck so your potential mate will be impressed? It’s worth a shot.
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 08:41 PM
I was so upset, that I didn't type clearly. Let me reiterate: My husband was in negotiations with Maxine's father for Maxine and Matthew to marry. Not Matthew to Maxine's father. There. I do hope my dear son is not tempted to become a homer, although with all the comments about it, it does make the fact that he ran away with his best friend Dmitri to be a little more suspect...
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-20-2019, 08:51 PM
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I was so upset, that I didn't type clearly. Let me reiterate: My husband was in negotiations with Maxine's father for Maxine and Matthew to marry. Not Matthew to Maxine's father. There. I do hope my dear son is not tempted to become a homer, although with all the comments about it, it does make the fact that he ran away with his best friend Dmitri to be a little more suspect...
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Let's look on the bright side, Dana, and hope that your son hasn't run off to Russia.
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06-20-2019, 09:05 PM
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Let's look on the bright side, Dana, and hope that your son hasn't run off to Russia.
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I don't know, Sister. I have been considering Russia for possible relocation. Christians there are crying out for the truth and while Mr. Putin is, I am sure, fair to them, he isn't so good to those who are of the homer persuasion. BrotherLarry to the rescue. Once they become True Christians™, Vladimir will welcome them and even go shirtless horseback riding with them - another great photo op.
I hope Donald will join them. (And perhaps your Matthew?)
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-21-2019, 12:23 PM
Your son is alright, and let me remind you he is an adult now. He sends you best wishes, says that he loves you, but he is not coming back. Something about you not understanding him or modern life in general.
He is now with Hillary and Bernie, having breakfast.
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-21-2019, 12:55 PM
Indoctrination of the gays is starting. Alex Jones warmed us of this during a podcast me and my Pa listened to.
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06-21-2019, 01:27 PM
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Indoctrination of the gays is starting. Alex Jones warmed us of this during a podcast me and my Pa listened to.
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Oh, dear Sister Maxine, I think I remember that podcast, too. Heavenly days, how I love listening to dear Brother Alex Jones. He has a very strong method of promoting his important messages to us. Here he is, with a dire warning about how authorities in the Obummer days were putting chemicals in the water to turn innocents into homersexualists. It's scary, isn't it? We are so much better off now that our -semt President Trump is in Office, glorifying the .
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06-21-2019, 03:02 PM
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Indoctrination of the gays is starting. Alex Jones warmed us of this during a podcast me and my Pa listened to.
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From what I've heard, Dana's son needs no indoctrination at all!
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-21-2019, 03:56 PM
I have a group of burly ex gays headed to kidnap - er, rescue your son. Dana, praise God Mattie should be home for dinner.
BrotherLarry
PS: Just received word Mattie is safely heading home. Will keep you posted.
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Re: My Son Matthew Is Heading For Freehold! -
06-21-2019, 11:43 PM
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I have a group of burly ex gays headed to kidnap - er, rescue your son. Dana, praise God Mattie should be home for dinner.
BrotherLarry
PS: Just received word Mattie is safely heading home. Will keep you posted.
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Praise be! Thank you my dear Brother Larry! May God bless you
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