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Default Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-06-2019, 05:09 AM

We've warned for many years that using Apple products will make you gay. Apple products have always been marketed to soy eaters, and their WIMP (Windows, Icons, Mice, and Pull downs) technology is for wimps.

As an aside, WIMP technology had its roots at Xerox, the developers of the first practical office copier where all you had to do is sit naked on top of a glass to produce ready made photos encouraging anal sex. It was Apple that stole these ideas from Xerox from their research facility in, where else, Palo Alto, Californicia.

Russia is one of the few remaining countries on earth that has been resisting the homer agenda, and the image of a true manly man comes from their leader Putin riding bare chested on a horse is an inspiration to everyone. It is no surprise that this lawsuit against Apple should arise from Russia, and also that the Democrats are trying to impeach Trump for "Russian Collusion".

One more thing - who ever heard of anyone named Jobs?

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Russian man sues Apple ‘because iPhone app made him gay’
‘Now I have a boyfriend,’ complainant tells court. ‘And I do not know how to explain this to my parents’
Colin Drury - @colin__drury

A Russian man has filed a lawsuit against Apple, claiming an iPhone app turned him gay, it has been reported.

The claimant, named only as D Razumilov, has demanded one million rubles (Ł12,600) in compensation for moral harm and says he was “manipulated” into getting a boyfriend – who he is still with.

He says that he felt compelled to dabble with homosexuality after receiving an app payment in a cryptocurrency called GayCoin. “Don’t judge until you try,” a note that came with the money allegedly said.

“I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying?” the complainant wrote in his court submission. “I decided to try same-sex relationships.

“Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents … My life has been changed for the worse and will never become normal again.

“Apple pushed me towards homosexuality through manipulation. The changes have caused me moral and mental harm.”

The suit was filed in Moscow on 20 September and the court will now hear the complaint on 17 October, the AFP news agency reported.

Asked if the case was genuine, lawyer Sapizhat Gusnieva insisted it was, saying her client was “scared” and had “suffered”.

She said the US technology giant “has a responsibility for their programmes” despite the alleged cryptocurrency exchange taking place on an unidentified third-party app.

Apple’s representatives in Russia have not responded to request for comment.

Homophobia is widespread in the country where reports of rights violations and attacks on LGBT+ people are common.

In 2013, Moscow introduced a law against so-called gay propaganda, which banned the “promotion of non-traditional lifestyles to minors”.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-a9142651.html


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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-06-2019, 12:05 PM

This happened more than once to ex-gays in this forum. But with our ex-gay program, you will be free of temptation. And free of Apple products as well.


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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-06-2019, 02:02 PM

There can be no doubt iPhones are spreading homerism. I slip into a back booth at Starbucks occasionally to take notes on what homers are doing these days.

I've notices a suspicious practice. Customers show the face of their Apple iPhones to the clerk. The clerk zaps the iPhone with a laser.

What is that all about? My guess is the iPhone has homer porn and the clerk is recording and spreading it.


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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-06-2019, 05:26 PM

My, this really should come as no surprise, dear Brother. I mean, it's all so obvious and crystal-clear to me. We must remember that it was the apple that led to Eve's temptation, and which led to our dear having to be crucified to pay for the sins of the world, as started by her! Once the devil has found a way to infiltrate lives and to put people onto the ruinous road to , he will use the same tried-and-true method over and over again!

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Jesus Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-10-2019, 02:32 PM

I pray for that young man, forced by seemingly innocent technology to adopt a lifestyle that surely will result in hell’s flames consuming his eternal soul. Gay things are dangerous to dabble with and only the most experienced people should try to engage them.

When I get my new iPhone each time one is released, I anoint it with oil and put a protective case on it to keep out the demons. Jesus Christ has protected me from the homo germs as proven by my uber hetero attributes. I can even download apps (notice how close that term is to “apple”) like Squirt, Grindr, Scruff, Growlr, etc and use them only for witnessing to the gaywise. Glory!


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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-27-2019, 11:25 PM

How would a particular brand of phone make someone gay. There is no proof to support this argument its just some guy who sued a company because he got a boyfriend and blamed it on his phone. Scientists believe being gay is natural and people have no choice. Why on earth would people choose to be gay.
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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-27-2019, 11:38 PM

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How would a particular brand of phone make someone gay. There is no proof to support this argument its just some guy who sued a company because he got a boyfriend and blamed it on his phone. Scientists believe being gay is natural and people have no choice. Why on earth would people choose to be gay.
My goodness, Miss Lam, you certainly have much to learn! This is what the glorious has to say about homersexualism. Kindly refrain from arguing with Almighty -- it will not end nicely for you.

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Romans 1:26, 27:
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 12-29-2019, 01:33 AM

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How would a particular brand of phone make someone gay. There is no proof to support this argument its just some guy who sued a company because he got a boyfriend and blamed it on his phone. Scientists believe being gay is natural and people have no choice. Why on earth would people choose to be gay.
Satan.


The Bible is clear that there's two forms of "science" as described by Daniel in his historical account and by Paul in his first letter to Timothy. The first type is in agreement with what God has communicated to us and enables us to understand about the world we live in, the world He created. Daniel was chosen in this respect.

DANIEL 1
3a The king [Nebuchadnezzar] spake unto Ashpenaz the master of his eunuchs
3b That he should bring certain of the children of Israel
3c and of the king's seed, and of the princes;
4a Children in whom was no blemish, but well favoured, and skilful in all wisdom
4b and cunning in knowledge, and understanding science
4c and such as had ability in them to stand in the king's palace

The circumstances were that The Israelites had thought they knew better than God with very poor outcomes. Although they were dragged off to Babylon and kept as pets by Nebuchadnezzar, history did not stop there. God made sure that His perfection would shine in adversity and blessed Daniel – which would not have happened if Daniel was following false beliefs. Daniel followed The Bible. Daniel understood science.

1 TIMOTHY 6
17a Charge them that are rich in this world, that they be not highminded
17b Nor trust in uncertain riches
17c But in the living God
17d Who giveth us richly all things to enjoy.
20a
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust
20b Avoiding profane and vain babblings
20c And oppositions of science falsely so called
21a Which some professing have erred concerning the faith.

The contrast is obvious and false "science" is always easy to identify. God has not explained absolutely everything but what He has explained is consistent and reliable. After all, it it were not consistent it could hardly be reliable. There is a type of "science" which contradicts God, not only concerning homosexuality but on topics such as plate tectonics & continental drift, neuropsychiatry, cosmology & astrophysics, I could go on but so much is published across so many platforms that it's easy to see the contrast between actual science—as understood by Daniel—and the falsehoods against which Timothy was warned. Many falsehoods popular in the 21st century existed when The New Testament was written and an educated author would surely be aware of them.

We can be certain then what science falsely so called includes and even if we don't know everything about freaks such as Euclid or Epicurus, Democritus or Aristarchus, we do know what happened to their version of science. Daniel was not like that; what he studied agreed with God and that includes agreeing with God about homosexuality. You don't have to accept God's teaching but you can't deny what it is. Just read The Bible.



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