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Default Internet commerce feeds the Vatican - 08-27-2007, 11:57 PM

Are you unwittingly contributing to the Vatican's
demonic coffers?

Do you send a portion of your hard-earned cash to
the Nazi who lives in Rome and wears a dress
and a pointed hat?

Well...if you make purchases on the internet, it's likely
that you engage the services of PayPal. And they get
a chunk of change for every transaction you make.

In case the fog hasn't already cleared, repeat after me:
PayPal...PayPal...PayPal...Papal...Papal...Papal.

Coincidence? Hmmmm......
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Default Re: Internet commerce feeds the Vatican - 08-28-2007, 12:20 AM

PayPal is owned by eBay, an all-American company (and owning stock in it has earned ME, not the papists, alot of money), so shut it, communist!
But in case you don't trust PayPal and want to tithe atleast a few thousand US dollars, then I'm sure we can work something out without their involvement.


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Default Re: Internet commerce feeds the Vatican - 08-28-2007, 12:37 AM

eBay is pig-LATIN for Bee.
And B is the initial of the penultimate Pope, Benedict (DCL)XVI.
I'd say eBay is about as "all-American" as Benedict Arnold.
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Default Re: Internet commerce feeds the Vatican - 08-28-2007, 12:45 AM

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eBay is pig-LATIN for Bee.
And B is the initial of the penultimate Pope, Benedict (DCL)XVI.
I'd say eBay is about as "all-American" as Benedict Arnold.
I have to admit that since BEE and PAPAL started with the anti-gun LIEberalism, we have stopped using them.


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Default Re: Internet commerce feeds the Vatican - 08-28-2007, 12:52 AM

Pastor Al,

I'll send my tithe to your church.
Where do I send the check?
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Default Re: Internet commerce feeds the Vatican - 08-28-2007, 12:56 AM

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Pastor Al,

I'll send my tithe to your church.
Where do I send the check?
Ummmmmm.....thanks for reminding me. We still have a PayPal button on this page. I guess you can still use it until we put in a direct deposit link to the Bank Of Landover.


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Default Re: Internet commerce feeds the Vatican - 08-28-2007, 12:32 PM

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I have to admit that since BEE and PAPAL started with the anti-gun LIEberalism, we have stopped using them.
What?
Now I feel all sinful and despoiled.. Like I've been mugged by a lieberal negro.
I better sell that stock and give the money to Jesus and NRA.


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