[Meek and Humble]

Brothers and sisters, there are NO words for the anger and fury I am feeling right now. I just read the most disturbing article I ever saw in my life.

Apparently, a man was driving down the street one day when he saw a lemonade stand. Being a good, decent Christian American, he decided to pull over and help give the girls some money for a glass. However, what he didn't expect was that these little girls were actually America-Hating, demon possessed little commie pukes, bent on destroying America!

THEY WERE GIVING LEMONADE THEY MADE AWAY FOR FREE!!!

That completely undermines our whole system of capitalism, and shows the horrible effect BarackObama has had on the world. Today little girls think that lemonade, just like health care and public schools, is something everyone has a right to.

NO! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!

Luckily, the man got out of his car and yelled at the girls, explaining how their actions were ruining the economy. But these children of satan, giving away lemonade they made instead of selling it for a profit, paid no attention to this saintly man. What has the world become?!?!

Read the article here: http://www.suntimes.com/business/sav....savagearticle

:wallba sh::bad mood:

[Nobar King]

Totally unacceptable to be giving away free lemonade unless you're sponsored by a multi-national company like coca-cola and you're promoting a new product, like Lemon-coke.

[Dirk]

Wait, no profit was made? What kind of anti-American attitude is that?

[Levi Jones]

Words cannot describe my anger at this!

My boy and I did a lemonade stand last summer. Between cup costs, ice, sugar and lemons, we were forced to charge $6 per glass.

I really appreciate all of you coming by to buy 10 glasses or so.

We will be doing it again two weeks from now. I expect to see you all there.

[Jedediah]

This is outrageous. It would be bad enough if they were giving away their own lemonade, but the materials didn't even belong to them! They were giving away their parents' property.

This is yet another sign of the times under Osambo's socialist regime. Give away stuff that's not even yours for free... Lemonade, health care, needle exchange, what's next? Abortion pills?

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Dirk

Wait, no profit was made? What kind of anti-American attitude is that?

Brother Dirk, I couldn't agree more. As the great Ronald Reagan once said, "there's no such thing as a free lunch." I'm sure that would apply to lemonade as well. Start giving away lemonade for free, and pretty soon you've got welfare dependency, communism and gay marriage.

On the other hand, I do agree with the principle of "turning lemons into lemonade." Look at the latest outburst from Sharron Angle, Nevada's Republican candidate for the US Senate, who will defeat commie Harry Reid in this November election. Mrs Angle opposes all abortion, even for women who are the victims of rape and incest. She has pointed out that all pregnancies are "God's plan." And most recently, she's become famous for her advice for rape victims considering abortion: "Turn lemons into lemonade".

You see, an unwanted pregnancy is really a blessing, especially when it's the result of rape or incest. That's because in those cases, the girl will almost surely give the kid up for adoption if she isn't allowed to abort. And as any Republican businessman knows, adoption can be profitable - the market for white babies is just insatiable. And more good news: it's now well-organized. Working closely with Christian fundamentalist charities, Latino and Russian gangs are paying top dollar for female blond-haired blue-eyed kids. That's cold hard cash (or its equivalent in cocaine), no questions asked. Surely this is the kind of offer that no one can refuse.


Fun-loving Latino traffickers: Turning lemons into lemonade

Actually, there's a good market for Negro boys too, at least when they reach an age where they can carry a rifle. Indeed, they are in high demand in diamond-exporting countries in Africa.


Great employment opportunities in Africa for "unwanted" kids

In summation, I'm disturbed by this report of commie free lemonade being distributed by hard-core liberal children - obviously it's some kind of nefarious Obama thing. However, I know this won't continue, mainly because soon enough Americans will be too poor to give anything away for free. Furthermore, I'm fully confident that laws designed to force women to bring so-called "unwanted pregnancies" to term will prove to be a win-win situation for everybody.

"Lemonade from lemons" - sounds like a good Tea Party slogan to me.

[new christian]

Sounds like these girls have been on holiday in England and picked up some of our great giveaways, surely her grandmother needs a good talking to for allowing such utter stupidness.

Come over to England and we'll really show you how to give stuff away, housing, healthcare, holidays

[Tumpelritter]

I can´t see the problem here.

There were two men driving in a car. I bet it was a neat, expensive car. Maybe they wore fancy clothing, too. They were obviously among the haves, not among the have-nots.

The children gave them lemonade. As it is written in the scripture:

Matt. 25, 29:
For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.

Just like the good Scripture-based modern economy in western nations works, which produces more and more wealth (for fewer people).

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

It's unconscionable that parents would bring their daughters up thinking that lemonade (or anything else) was "free". Just a few more years and that will not be the only thing they are giving away for "free". Free lemonade stands are the perfect way to turn your daughters into sluts.

[EverVigilant]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Totally unacceptable to be giving away free lemonade unless you're sponsored by a multi-national company like coca-cola and you're promoting a new product, like Lemon-coke.

Lemon-coke? that doesn't sound half bad, you should apply for a marketing job with coca-cola!

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

It's unconscionable that parents would bring their daughters up thinking that lemonade (or anything else) was "free". Just a few more years and that will not be the only thing they are giving away for "free". Free lemonade stands are the perfect way to turn your daughters into sluts.

That is quit an observation Brother William. It's good to see a True Christian™ man like yourself spot evil when it's there! Ofcourse the liberals won't tell us about this fact.

[Austin Strait]

I'm sure they thought it was innocent enough, but what these kids don't realize is they're not just giving away Lemonade, they're giving away.

• Their Innocence
  Their ticket to Salvation
  Their Purity

What have these godless liberals got kids believing?

[its_faith]

Perhaps they were liberals trying to lure men to have sexual intercourse with them. Were they wearing clothing that is unfit for Christian use?