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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-10-2010, 03:06 PM
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Hold on for a second big boy. Christian women derive great pleasure from cooking, cleaning and having children. Nothing makes a female happier than a mop in one hand, a frying pan in the other and a child pulling at her dress. My ex-wife( Where ever she is) just loved to have my dinner ready when I arrived home from a hard day playing golf. She would have the whining brats children fed, bathed and in bed. The house was spotless from top to bottom. She would serve my dinner in my den, cut my steak and go finish cleaning the kitchen. 3 nights a week I allowed her 1 hour of " me time" she could do what ever she wanted to do, like read the Bible. She was as happy as a two pecked puppy.
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And she found it so overwhelmingly rewarding that she could no longer handle it? is that why she your EX-wife?
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Nope, that is a collection of fairy tales as I keep trying to point out, the TRUTH can be found in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-10-2010, 03:29 PM
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And she found it so overwhelmingly rewarding that she could no longer handle it? is that why she your EX-wife?
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My ex- wife ran off (I think she ran off or fell in a sink hole)
because our 18 year old son went to a military college and our 16 year old son moved to Canada and got married. The youngest had some issues with what to do with his seed, so I found him a bride.
Back to the issue at hand, females are best suited for house chores, cooking, cleaning, raising children. Now some of the more hardy stock( Talk to Brother Hutchins and Brother Enoch) are well suited to do far more physical chores, like plowing, wood cutting etc. A lot of it depends on how and where the females are raised. Marry a city girl, you get the basic model( cooking , cleaning and birthing children). Marry a country girl (Farm Girl) you get the deluxe model. They do all of the normal things plus, carpentry, electrical, auto mechanic among other things. My first wife was a city model, my next one will be the Deluxe model, far more useful.
A shout out to Brother Hutchins on the useful explanation of the two models.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-10-2010, 03:37 PM
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Why is it a collection of fairy tales?
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06-10-2010, 03:38 PM
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My ex- wife ran off (I think she ran off or fell in a sink hole)
because our 18 year old son went to a military college and our 16 year old son moved to Canada and got married. The youngest had some issues with what to do with his seed, so I found him a bride.
Back to the issue at hand, females are best suited for house chores, cooking, cleaning, raising children. Now some of the more hardy stock( Talk to Brother Hutchins and Brother Enoch) are well suited to do far more physical chores, like plowing, wood cutting etc. A lot of it depends on how and where the females are raised. Marry a city girl, you get the basic model( cooking , cleaning and birthing children). Marry a country girl (Farm Girl) you get the deluxe model. They do all of the normal things plus, carpentry, electrical, auto mechanic among other things. My first wife was a city model, my next one will be the Deluxe model, far more useful.
A shout out to Brother Hutchins on the useful explanation of the two models.
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So a woman can not be the equal of a man and do the same things?
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06-10-2010, 03:44 PM
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So a woman can not be the equal of a man and do the same things?
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06-10-2010, 03:48 PM
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So a woman can not be the equal of a man and do the same things?
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Equal to a man, now that's funny. Some are adequate at doing the same work as a man, never as good or better. Except for birthing babies, that is clearly a job for females!
Don't get me wrong females have a place( 2 steps behind men) and for the most part they do a great job. Take cooking for an example, they can prepare simple dishes like casseroles and steaks. But they pale in comparison to a truly great Chef like Bobby Flay or Emeril. God simply did not supply them with the same talent He gave men.
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06-10-2010, 03:53 PM
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Equal to a man, now that's funny. Some are adequate at doing the same work as a man, never as good or better. Except for birthing babies, that is clearly a job for females!
Don't get me wrong females have a place( 2 steps behind men) and for the most part they do a great job. Take cooking for an example, they can prepare simple dishes like casseroles and steaks. But they pale in comparison to a truly great Chef like Bobby Flay or Emeril. God simply did not supply them with the same talent He gave men.
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And I get accused of being a misogynist when I tell of the Divine Strippers in Heaven
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06-10-2010, 03:57 PM
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And I get accused of being a misogynist when I tell of the Divine Strippers in Heaven
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You ARE a misogynist! That's someone who likes miso soup, isn't it?
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06-10-2010, 04:03 PM
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You ARE a misogynist! That's someone who likes miso soup, isn't it?
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Thought that was a Ornamental hooker at the Tokyo health spa and massage joint in Des-moines ( No Pastor Zeke and I where not there last Friday)
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06-10-2010, 04:09 PM
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Thought that was a Ornamental hooker at the Tokyo health spa and massage joint in Des-moines ( No Pastor Zeke and I where not there last Friday)
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Of course you weren't Brother Dewitt. Friday is steam bath and sushi specials at the spa. Everyone knows you prefer warm pie to cold fish.
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06-10-2010, 04:09 PM
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You ARE a misogynist! That's someone who likes miso soup, isn't it?
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misogynist - a misanthrope who dislikes women in particular
Oh and yes I love miso soup
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Thought that was a Ornamental hooker at the Tokyo health spa and massage joint in Des-moines ( No Pastor Zeke and I where not there last Friday)
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It was Thursday
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06-10-2010, 04:13 PM
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misogynist - a misanthrope who dislikes women in particular
Oh and yes I love miso soup
It was Thursday
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Thursday is adulteress stoning night at LBC. Brother Dewitt would have had the bloody shoes to prove it, but his maid's five year old son is determined to enter into an esteemed profession, so he has been given the opportunity to shine the master of the house's shoes.
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06-10-2010, 04:25 PM
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Of course you weren't Brother Dewitt. Friday is steam bath and sushi specials at the spa. Everyone knows you prefer warm pie to cold fish.
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Sister how do you know what the specials are on Friday at a whore house? I hope it was from a paper some one stuck under your windshield wiper.
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06-10-2010, 06:37 PM
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Sister how do you know what the specials are on Friday at a whore house? I hope it was from a paper some one stuck under your windshield wiper.
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Fear not. I have been conducting a special outreach to the women at said institution. Many have turned to their misbegotten profession simply because they were unaware of other options available to them in this great country of ours.
Thanks to Jesus and the Good Book, many have gone on to honorable, if less lucrative, employment in nail salons.
In particular they often excel at foot washing and massaging of such lower extremities, which I have assured them is entirely Biblical.
It is necessary to monitor them from time to time, as the language barrier has occasionally led them to misinterpret "lower extremities"
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06-10-2010, 06:55 PM
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Fear not. I have been conducting a special outreach to the women at said institution. Many have turned to their misbegotten profession simply because they were unaware of other options available to them in this great country of ours.
Thanks to Jesus and the Good Book, many have gone on to honorable, if less lucrative, employment in nail salons.
In particular they often excel at foot washing and massaging of such lower extremities, which I have assured them is entirely Biblical.
It is necessary to monitor them from time to time, as the language barrier has occasionally led them to misinterpret "lower extremities"
Assuringly Yours,
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That's is what Christian love is all about. Sister Talitha may be of some assistance . She has ways to help young ladies. Give her a call .
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06-13-2010, 05:32 PM
I was listening to 'godly'pagan metal and found this I posted the translation witit.
Wodan wist waar hij zou gaan, reisde door weer en wind
Langs reuzenberg en schaduwrijke dalen
Naar Mimirs bron, gelegen aan de voet van Yggdrasil
Waar Wodan kwam om de eeuwige wijsheid te halen
Geen enkel man zou drinken uit de bron zo was het lot
Slechts ene prijs zou de man belonen
Wodan bood Mimir zijn oog doch zou hij beter zien
Hetgeen dat is, en ons nog toe zal komen
Wodan knew where he would go, traveled through rain and wind,
past giant mountain and shadow valleys
to Mimir's well, at the foot of Yggdrasil,
where Wodan came to acquire eternal knowledge.
No man would drink from the well, so was fate.
Only one price would the man reward.
Wodan offered Mimir his eye, yet he would better see
of what is, and what is yet to be.
Keerzang:
Oneindig uw woede, uw wijsheid is groot
Schenk ons de zege, de vijand de dood
Geen angst om te sterven, uw volk onbevreesd
De wereld zal weten dat Wodan heerst
Oneindig uw woede uw wijsheid is groot
Schenk mij uw kennis van leven en dood
Open mijn ogen, ontketen mijn geest
En ik zal dan weten dat Wodan heerst
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Infinite your anger, your wisdom is vast,
Grant us victory, our enemy death!
No fear of dying, your people without fear,
The world will know that Wodan reigns!
Infinite your anger, your wisdom is vast,
Grant me your knowledge of life and death
Open my eyes, unshackle my spirit,
And I will know that Wodan reigns!
Wodan hing in de boom, zichzelf verwond met een speer
Een offer om de runenwijsheid te krijgen
Geteisterd door zijn honger en dorst voor negen nachten lang
Zo maakte hij zichzelf de runen eigen
Het runenschrift, het magisch schrift schonk hij aan ’t Midgardvolk
Een gift aan ons die met zijn zegen strijden
Nu kerven wij de runen in ons zwaard voor winst in ’t gevecht
Walkuren zien wij door de hemelen rijden
Wodan hung to a tree, himself wounded with a spear,
A sacrifice to gain the wisdom of the runes.
Plagued by his hunger and thirst for nine nights long,
In this way he came to know of the runes.
The runic script, the magical script, he gave to the folk of Midgaard,
a gift to us who fight with his blessing.
Now we carve the runes in our sword for victory in battle.
We see Valkyres ride through the heavens
Uit de hemelen staren twee raven
Zij turen over ons donkere vlakke land
En zij zien hoe Wodans volk ontwaakt
Met Wodans zegen gaan wij ten strijde
We grijpen naar het zwaard, de speer en de saks
De vijand hoort hoe ons volk een strijdkreet slaakt
Uit onze kelen klinken de lied’ren
Zij zingen van Alvaders wijsheid en macht
En wij zien hoe de oude god ontwaakt
De laffe vijand die vreest onze toorn
Wij vechten voor de winst en anders de dood
En wij zien hoe Wodan in ons leeft
From the heavens two ravens stare,
they watch over our dark and flat land.
They see how Wodan's people awaken.
With Wodan's blessing we go to war,
We grasp the sword, the spear and saks.
The enemy hears how our folk roars a battlecry,
From our throats sound many songs,
they sing of Allfather's wisdom and power.
The cowardish enemy fears our wrath,
we fight for victory or death!
We see how Wodan lives in us!
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06-13-2010, 11:01 PM
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.
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In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!
Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.
In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-22-2010, 04:11 AM
102 pages and Jedi still hasn't made the list?
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-22-2010, 09:17 AM
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102 pages and Jedi still hasn't made the list?
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That is because it is a made up religion from a series of films.
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06-22-2010, 11:31 AM
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102 pages and Jedi still hasn't made the list?
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People have been posting about Jedis in this thread since 2006. How about taking your hand out of your pants and actually reading the thread?
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