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Default Hello! - 10-25-2009, 02:45 AM

My name is Logan Wirts, I am a true christian. I just recently found this cite and I just got addicted to all the Love for Jesus posted on this website!
I am disappointed that some satan worshippers manage to pry their closed mind opinions in here. So I made an account to demolish their plots to mock our Lord!
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Default Re: Hello! - 10-25-2009, 02:49 AM

Welcome to God's favorite forum. What Church dom you attend? How old are you? Any favorite Scriptures?

What kind of a name is "Lowrid"?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Thumbs up Re: Hello! - 10-29-2009, 03:34 PM

To answer your questions:
I belong to the Emmanuel Baptist Church in Bloomington, Indiana. I am 26 years old. My favorite scripture is by far John 3:16, "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." Also Psalm 118:24 "This is the day the LORD has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it."
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Default Re: Hello! - 10-29-2009, 03:52 PM

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To answer your questions:
I belong to the Emmanuel Baptist Church in Bloomington, Indiana. I am 26 years old. My favorite scripture is by far John 3:16, "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." Also Psalm 118:24 "This is the day the LORD has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it."
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Default Re: Hello! - 10-29-2009, 07:51 PM

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I am disappointed that some satan worshippers manage to pry their closed mind opinions in here. So I made an account to demolish their plots to mock our Lord!
Yeah, welcome. I'd like to say I admire your zeal in fighting Satan. I'd like to say it but I notice a five day gap between your first and second post. What were you doing for those five days? Were you under the impression that Satan was on vacation for that time? Or are you actually all fiery talk but no action? Time will tell, I suppose, but this is not an auspicious start.
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Default Re: Hello! - 10-29-2009, 07:55 PM

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. What Church dom you attend? How old are you? Any favorite Scriptures?

What kind of a name is "Lowrid"?
Lawd, I think it be code for Mexican!


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Default Re: Hello! - 10-29-2009, 11:47 PM

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Lawd, I think it be code for Mexican!
I believe it is just a combination of his first and Last name.

Logan Wirts
Lo + Wir + D = Lowird.
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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 12:02 AM

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I believe it is just a combination of his first and Last name.

Logan Wirts
Lo + Wir + D = Lowird.
Is this Mr. Wirts a friend of yours? One of your fellow non-gay locker room buddies?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 03:11 AM

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Is this Mr. Wirts a friend of yours? One of your fellow non-gay locker room buddies?
No I have no idea who he is, he's from Indiana, I am from Sydney. We aren't even on the same continent.
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Is this Mr. Wirts a friend of yours? One of your fellow non-gay locker room buddies?
It was pretty easy it figure out, lol. Just added a "D" for some reason or another. Also I've noticed in some of the threads that some members accuse others of homosexuality with no backing up of the accusation. Little like McCarthyism if ya ask me...


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It was pretty easy it figure out, lol. Just added a "D" for some reason or another. Also I've noticed in some of the threads that some members accuse others of homosexuality with no backing up of the accusation. Little like McCarthyism if ya ask me...
The problem is, nobody did ask you.

Your unsaved opinions are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I'm sorry I drew a parallel you didn't like.


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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 04:38 AM

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Yeah, welcome. I'd like to say I admire your zeal in fighting Satan. I'd like to say it but I notice a five day gap between your first and second post. What were you doing for those five days? Were you under the impression that Satan was on vacation for that time? Or are you actually all fiery talk but no action? Time will tell, I suppose, but this is not an auspicious start.
I hope that you don't think that just because i was not constantly checking this forum that I do not wish to stop crushing Satan's work. I merely do not have access to a computer as often as I like, and spend more time trying to do things outside of the forum. Like I said before I am happy to be apart of this forum, and how it shows how loving Jesus is. I will help show all the Satan worshippers that come on this site that they are dead wrong and are going to burn in hell, sadly I cannot let this forum be my only focus in life.

To answer someone's question about how I knew I was saved. Well I knew immediately that I was saved the minute I picked up and read the Bible and took Jesus into my heart. I do not need a date or time to let Jesus into my heart for me to saved. I know I am saved because I believe everything that our Lord wrote.

Also my name is just a nickname I had growing up, because my first name is Logan and last name is Wirts, my friend would just call me Lowirts.
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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 04:44 AM

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Remember, even Obama goes to church, do you think he's Saved™?
Dear Dr. Ernest -

Forgive my antipodean ignorance, but are you saying God's Favourite Nation has elected a Prime Minister who is anything less than a True Christian? How did this travesty occur? Perhaps you would be good enough to inform me as to his Satan Loving behaviours in office?

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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 04:46 AM

I type a little to hastily in my last reply I meant to say my friends just call me Lowird, I just typed my last name down by mistake, but it just a nickname of my first and last name, I do not understand why it has a 'D', my friends just pronounce it that way. It is not mexican in anyway, whoever said that.
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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 12:47 PM

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I type a little to hastily in my last reply I meant to say my friends just call me Lowird, I just typed my last name down by mistake, but it just a nickname of my first and last name, I do not understand why it has a 'D', my friends just pronounce it that way. It is not mexican in anyway, whoever said that.
Dat be me, Mrs Johnson to you!
And by da way, there ain't no "mistakes" accordin to our Lawd, Jeesuz his-self.
Satan comes to us in many forms, be a low-ridin Mexican like you or a sissy boy like yo friend. We ain't fooled!


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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 02:04 PM

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Dear Dr. Ernest -

Forgive my antipodean ignorance, but are you saying God's Favourite Nation has elected a Prime Minister who is anything less than a True Christian? How did this travesty occur? Perhaps you would be good enough to inform me as to his Satan Loving behaviours in office?

Yours in The Lord, Mark Antony
I'm not Dr Ville, but here's my 2 cents: It is my firm belief that 90% of this country don't think too deeply. They are simple folk who often believe exactly what has been drummed into them.

Some silver-tongued guy comes along and makes grand statements about

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2. how you should give to the poor,
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5. how we are all equal in his sight

This slick-talker then tells the people to accept him as their leader and he will ensure all these things for them. He even tells them that their past mistakes are in the past, and never mind about them, he'll straighten them out!

He is surrounded by a small band of dedicated admirers who will hear no ill of him and the people, trusting and uncritical as they are, swallowed these hollow promises hook, line and sinker and now proclaim him as some sort of Savior!

Well it ain't going to happen. If I told you those things, you'd say I was mad! And rightly so!

Well, I tell you, people are now seeing the reality of all this bullshit!





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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 06:29 PM

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Dat be me, Mrs Johnson to you!
And by da way, there ain't no "mistakes" accordin to our Lawd, Jeesuz his-self.
Satan comes to us in many forms, be a low-ridin Mexican like you or a sissy boy like yo friend. We ain't fooled!
I don't know where you are getting an impression that I am Mexican none the less Satan in that form. I wish you would type with some decency instead of using "da" for the. At least have the decency to spell out "Lord" and "Jesus" that is just mockering what you are doing. It is no better than the Satan worshippers that mock our Lord. I don't know what friend of mind you are referring to, but all my friends and I take offense to be called sissy and people of Satan. You are a fool if you think that Jesus would like you typing/(maybe you pronounce it that way too).
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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 06:38 PM

You're a sissy. Who cares? Are you here to praise Jesus or not?


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Default Re: Hello! - 10-30-2009, 09:50 PM

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I don't know where you are getting an impression that I am Mexican none the less Satan in that form. I wish you would type with some decency instead of using "da" for the. At least have the decency to spell out "Lord" and "Jesus" that is just mockering what you are doing. It is no better than the Satan worshippers that mock our Lord. I don't know what friend of mind you are referring to, but all my friends and I take offense to be called sissy and people of Satan. You are a fool if you think that Jesus would like you typing/(maybe you pronounce it that way too).
You callin me, ME a Satan worshiper, you big sissy? I be an upstandin Church member fo a very long time and yes indeed, Jeesus loves me a lot. He don't be liken Mexicali men dat point out a poor womins faults and flaws. Iffen you people stopped crossin the border in your low ridin cars and taken up all the space in our school, Me an mine coulda gotten a better education. So, really, it's all yo fault


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