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well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:29 AM
I'll bet you just couldn't wait for me to join this forum. I am a humble, godly Christian who just wants to be close to the brethren.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:34 AM
What church do you attend? What's your favorite verse? Are you washed in the blood of the lamb? What kind of huntin' rifle do you prefer?
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:36 AM
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What church do you attend? What's your favorite verse? Are you washed in the blood of the lamb? What kind of huntin' rifle do you prefer?
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Bethlehem baptist.
Psalm 115:3
Yes.
Winchester Model 94 30-30.
How about you?
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:37 AM
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I'll bet you just couldn't wait for me to join this forum. I am a humble, godly Christian who just wants to be close to the brethren.
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Oh I think we coulda waited cause your 2nd post was a play for a gal. That aint gonna win you a lots a points with Jesus right off. What church do you go to? How did you figure out how much to tithe? Does your church have a money adviser like LBC does? Any idea how much I oughta be tithin or how much you all ready been tithin?
GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Immoderate
Bethlehem baptist.
Psalm 115:3
Yes.
Winchester Model 94 30-30.
How about you?
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I attend Gum Creek Baptist. I am a saved Christian. I also prefer a Winchester for deer hunting, except I like the Model 70 and my favorite verse is in my signature.
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by greenpomaceous
I attend Gum Creek Baptist. I am a saved Christian. I also prefer a Winchester for deer hunting, except I like the Model 70 and my favorite verse is in my signature.
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Wow, we could be great friends.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:48 AM
There is something suspicious about you. I think you are here to mock GOD'S Favorite Church.
Well have our eyes on you and in the mean time you should probably go put on something other than your night shirt. There are Christian ladies around this forum who will be offended by your half nakedness.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
There is something suspicious about you. I think you are here to mock GOD'S Favorite Church.
Well have our eyes on you and in the mean time you should probably go put on something other than your night shirt. There are Christian ladies around this forum who will be offended by your half nakedness.
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Well, as the title under my name says, I am under investigation. But I assure you, I will pass any investigation with flying colors. Even though I occasionally wear shirts that might be considered by some more legalistic types as revealing, I am a complete gentleman... Scout's honor.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
There is something suspicious about you. I think you are here to mock GOD'S Favorite Church.
Well have our eyes on you and in the mean time you should probably go put on something other than your night shirt. There are Christian ladies around this forum who will be offended by your half nakedness.
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Oh yes, very offended by his large biceps nakedness.
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:53 AM
Hello Immoderate Welcame to Gods Favorite Forum
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:56 AM
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Oh yes, very offended by his large biceps nakedness.
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I am To Sister Friend this is Gods Favorite Forum The Ladys here don't want to see your Nakedness so please cover up:/
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 05:59 AM
Thank you for the welcome to GOD's favorite forum, and thanks for the visitor messages. For some reason I cannot do the visitor messages. Probably has to do with my status as under investigation suspicious unbeliever.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Immoderate
Thank you for the welcome to GOD's favorite forum, and thanks for the visitor messages. For some reason I cannot do the visitor messages. Probably has to do with my status as under investigation suspicious unbeliever.
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I'm sure your investigation will go smoothly. Look forward to seeing you around here at LBC.
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 06:01 AM
Something about your pic reminds me of a rather strange Youth Pastor who passed through here a few years back. He liked to stand in front of the little boys like you do.
Is there any particular reason for doing so? Getting close to kids, getting down on there level?
Jest let me ask you. Are your underwear turned on backwards so that the "peep hole" is on the back when you are bending over talking to these kids?
That's what this Youth Pastor did. He was real weird.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 06:06 AM
So, Mr. Ommoderate, tell us about yourself? what brought you here? What are your goals? etc.
As you can tell there are a few ladies who are eagerly looking for a True Christian Husband. I sure hope you don't disappoint them.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 06:07 AM
My ma and pa always was tellin me not to make faces cause what if your face froze like that. Im a wonderin if he froze bent over like that from bein bent over too much. He aint said he even loves Jesus and these gals is all gatherin here like moths to the porch lite.
GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
So, Mr. Ommoderate, tell us about yourself? what brought you here? What are your goals? etc.
As you can tell there are a few ladies who are eagerly looking for a True Christian Husband. I sure hope you don't disappoint them.
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Well since Mr Ezekiel Hunt obviously has you wrapped up, your thumping heart is not truly above board. I suspect some tricksies here. I will be on my best behavior.
I came here to be part of God's favorite church. I heard all about you here and want to be where the party's at.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Emil Sledge
My ma and pa always was tellin me not to make faces cause what if your face froze like that. Im a wonderin if he froze bent over like that from bein bent over too much. He aint said he even loves Jesus and these gals is all gatherin here like moths to the porch lite.
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My daddy told me that too. When I was a little girl, sitting in the church pews, I would make faces at the old people who fell asleep. He took me out and gave me a good whooping and told me I was too pretty to have my face frozen like that and I wouldn't find a good husband. I don't make funny faces at old people anymore.
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 01:19 PM
What Church do you attend? What's your pastor's name? How old are you, pal?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: well, I am finally here -
10-30-2009, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Immoderate
I'll bet you just couldn't wait for me to join this forum. I am a humble, godly Christian who just wants to be close to the brethren.
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Somehow, the wait was worth it and I suspect, a much longer wait would not of been an inconvience......
Humble, huh...................
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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