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Default Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 04:16 PM

According to this article, it's now normal in Iceland to prostitute yourself to pay the bills. Some interesting quotes:

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Prostitution has become legal in Iceland, which opens up excellent business opportunities for people struggling with their mortgage and need to make money on the side.

But they want to stress that people should only prostitute themselves, not other people:

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It is illegal for a third party, or a pimp, to make money from the prostitution of others or rent facilities intended for prostitution. It is also illegal for a third party to organize sex for money between others, even if there are no profits involved for the third party.

I guess they legalized something that people were doing already anyway... for $10, you can walk up to any icalandic man or woman and say "drop the pants".

In the USA, you get an OJ. In iceland, you get a BJ.


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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 04:35 PM

If you're paying off your mortgage by laying on your back, doesn't that make your bank your pimp?


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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 04:35 PM

Excellent find Brother. That would also explain why they think it is normal for children to dress like whores in TV shows.


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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 04:40 PM

I bet the icelanders will now come in here saying the TV show prepares kids for their future profession (prostitution).......

Country of sluts, that's what iceland is.

The only true irony is that people from a cold country will go to a warm Hell....


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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 04:55 PM

WRAAATH!

Thou hast all been deemed to serve eternal damnation in Niflheimar for insulting my women and making up a whole website and article to prove your false point!

Thou shalt all burn and suffer!

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WRAAATH! Thou hast all been deemed to serve eternal damnation in Niflheimar for insulting my women and making up a whole website and article to prove your false point! Thou shalt all burn and suffer!
I assure you even Thor does not allow prostitution. If you pretend to have a religion, at least make sure you know what it is about.

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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 05:08 PM

I read the article. So the silly people make whoring legal. But pornographies are illegal. Its OK to buy sex on any street corner as long as you don't have a magazine showing nude women. Now I am very confused!

It is illegal for a third party, or a pimp, to make money from the prostitution of others or rent facilities intended for prostitution. It is also illegal for a third party to organize sex for money between others, even if there are no profits involved for the third party.
I imagine that must include linking on websites and “recommending” prostitutes. The new law provision also includes a clause making it illegal to publicly advertise prostitution.


There are so many things about these new laws that I don’t understand. I am surprised the parliament legalized prostitution (even though it may have been done for a noble cause it just wasn’t well thought through) and I am even more surprised there has not been much discussion about this new legislation in the community. Where are all the feminists now who demanded porn producers should be outlawed?
And why is pornography illegal in Iceland when prostitution is legal?
This is truly a land of extremes and double morale…


So the feminists say its ok to sell your body , but you can't take a snap shot of it?
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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 05:16 PM

Nah, I've been piffleing with you nimbwits.

But to clear up any misunderstanding concerning these law before I leave for good.
In 2007, law about prostitution were changed from the outdated form that a prostitute was to be punished to a modern form where the buyer is punished. Thus, making a few month loop-hole where prostitution was indeed legal.

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Nah, I've been piffleing with you nimbwits.
Gee, how unexpected...

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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 05:38 PM

Taking advantage of the retardeds is how they do it in Iceland?


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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 05:59 PM

I'm beginning to suspect the schools in iceland spend more time teaching prostitution techniques than proper grammar...

So sad.


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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 06:37 PM

Iceland's largest exports are Bjork, worthless money, and gonhorrea.
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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 09:22 PM

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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 11:03 PM

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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-17-2010, 11:05 PM

Had you gone to the first post, you'd of seen this:to this article


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 02-18-2010, 01:08 AM

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But to clear up any misunderstanding concerning these law before I leave for good.
In 2007, law about prostitution were changed from the outdated form that a prostitute was to be punished to a modern form where the buyer is punished. Thus, making a few month loop-hole where prostitution was indeed legal.
Which means that Iceland is an evil, God-hating country fully deserving of condemnation by all True Christians™. Thanks for confirming that.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 08-12-2012, 10:01 PM

You know... for religious people you guys sure carry a lot of hate
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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 08-12-2012, 10:03 PM

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You know... for religious people you guys sure carry a lot of hate
Friend, I suggest you go and start an introduction, in the Introductions.

We do not hate. We follow the Word of God to the letter.

Deuteronomy
13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
13:7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
13:10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.


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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 08-12-2012, 10:17 PM

Ég er ekki vinur þinn skítuga hvíta hyski, ég umgengst ekki ógeðslegt fólk eins og þig! You people think so much about spreading hate aka your "message" and you are so brainwashed by each other that you dont care what happens to you in this life. What will happen in the afterlife? Nobody knows and we probably never will and thats the beauty of it, why do you insist on putting all your misplaced faith in the hands of a very, very young book? there have been thousands of religions since the dawn of man, why do you insist yours in the correct one?
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Default Re: Iceland: country of prostitutes - 08-12-2012, 10:22 PM

Why do you hate us "unsaved ones" so much? If you really think we are heading towards eternal damnation you should be trying to help us, not just laugh at us while we continue down that road, that is why i have a bit of a problem with the baptist church, sorry again..
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