[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I could eat a whole pack of these, myself!

Zeke, please assign someone to watch Brother Nobar. Make sure he doesn't double-dip any chips, piss in the potted plants, get a turn at watching the kids, or mix anything he brought into the food. SUV probably wouldn't mind doing that. They can watch each other.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

(Sorry the picture is so large!)

What, it's not life-size?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I'm going to be bringing a couple of packs of these to the New Year's party. They're great with mustard (like the pic shows.)
I could eat a whole pack of these, myself!

(Sorry the picture is so large!)

Brother Nobar, did you take a good look at the ingredients on that package of wieners?!

It's cram-packed with SOY!!

Do you want to turn queer Brother? Toss that sack of franks right this minute!

[Nobar King]

Nothing like a good plate of poutin to warm your body and give you some extra energy to make it thru the cold months:

Poutine

French fries topped with cheese curds, egg, bacon and covered in brown gravy.

[Nobar King]

I bought a case of bacon salt last year and I'm half way thru the first bottle. This stuff is great. It makes everything taste like bacon. It's a lot better than Lawry's garlic salt:



Buy a bottle of Baconnaise if you can find it:

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

You'd probably like this, too:

I hope you get to eat as much of this crap as you possibly can.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Since I'm still single, I have to rely on frozen or packaged food for my sustenance. If only someone would cook for me once in awhile.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Since I'm still single, I have to rely on frozen or packaged food for my sustenance. If only someone would cook for me once in awhile.

Oh Pastor Zeke! There's no need for you to eat alone! My husband, Mr. Whitford, has a standing invitation for you to come eat at our home any day (but particularly when I am out of the house on Ladies of Landover business).

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I bought a case of bacon salt last year and I'm half way thru the first bottle. This stuff is great. It makes everything taste like bacon. It's a lot better than Lawry's garlic salt:



Buy a bottle of Baconnaise if you can find it:

From the dawn of mankind, man has looked up to the stars and asked, "Why the heck does anybody eat anything other than bacon?"

Seriously, I'm about to order $40 worth of this, are you certain it really tastes like bacon? Because I've tried eating fistfuls of those artificial bacon bits that get put on salads, and they are NOT bacony.

Baconnaise also sounds great, but I know I'd just grab and spoon and eat the entire jar in one sitting.

[Nobar King]

Regular salt is just so bland. After you buy your bacon salt you have to try a bacon salt margarita.

[Nobar King]

I eat lots of onions, too.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Regular salt is just so bland. After you buy your bacon salt you have to try a bacon salt margarita.

Alright, I'm taking your word for it. be warned that I have very sharp bacon-sensing abilities, and if this bacon salt doesn't convince me in the first bite, it's back to genuine chocolate-coated bacon for me.

[Nobar King]

Popcorn is oh-so-good when popped using rendered pig fat. It's so good that you don't even need to add butter to make it palatable. If you like it salty, bacon salt isn't really necessary. Regular salt will do.

[Nobar King]

I'm also a big fan of pancakes cooked with bacon fat. It burns at a low temperature, so your cakes get good and crispy on the outside while the inside is still light and fluffy.

Also, don't forget to get 'yer free pancakes on Feb. 24 at IHOP. They don't make 'em with bacon fat, but I'll eat them, especially if I don't have to cook them all.

[eliot mayfield]

Covered in real butter with Blueberry syrup, they're fine with me! And a wee bit of powdered sugar on top!

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

a wicked plate of deep-fried peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwiches...

This is a sandwich I used to serve the Reverend around 4:00 each day, as part of my "High Tea" ceremony. (Watercress and/or cucumber sandwiches just aren't substantial enough.)

With them I would serve muffins, two types of butter (one whipped with Jam, the other with honey), fruit salad, fresh baked cookies, cinnamon toast and a choice of cakes. Also, some type of light stew and a platter of cold sliced meats and cheeses with freshly pickled relishes at the ready. Of course I substituted coffee for tea, as it gives a more American feel to the snack, and always boiled a nice pot of hot lemon water for myself so I wasn't tempted to eat anything

If your husband doesn't work at home, it's easy enough to wrap each individual item in waxed paper, load a hamper, and drive it to his office or jobsite. And feeding husbands this little pick-me-up at 4:00 means you can be a little late with dinner, if need be. (Also, 4 meals a day instead of 3 insures he won't wake you in the night with any crying from hunger, and you can get your beauty sleep.)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Now, now Pastor Pistle, there's no need to put on an act in front of us. It's obvious to any True Christian™ with eyes that you are pining for the late Mrs. Pistle's home cooking, God rest her soul.

I recall how she used to make a wicked plate of deep-fried peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwiches for your lunch every day!

OK, but there was no chocolate in it!

[Nobar King]

Baconnaise is so good it was featured on the Daily Show to high acclaim:
http://www.briansbelly.com/news-blog...here-to-stays/
John Stewart also liked the pancake-on-a-stick.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Baconnaise is so good it was featured on the Daily Show to high acclaim:
http://www.briansbelly.com/news-blog...here-to-stays/
John Stewart also liked the pancake-on-a-stick.

The influence of Landover Baptist is far and wide. This isn't the first time a that a bit of chatter on this site has been picked up by the mainstream media.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

In the Roberts household we don't consider it a proper meal unless it contains at least:
20,000 calories
10,000 mg sodium
300 grams fat, most of which are the good saturated type.

Furthermore, if it can't be hunted with a handgun, rifle or machine gun, it ain't food.
Vegetables are allowed as long as they total less than 1% of the entire meal. Heathen foods such as tofu and seaweed are not permitted.

Home made spirits are permitted only for adults over the age of 11.

Jesus told Mr. Roberts that this is the only acceptable diet for True Christians.