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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-24-2010, 06:30 AM
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How nice for you. You must really want to spend eternity in hell.
Revelation 20
10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-24-2010, 06:33 AM
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Yup.
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You must have some doubts about going to hell, otherwise you would not be here.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-24-2010, 06:43 AM
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You must have some doubts about going to hell, otherwise you would not be here.
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Nope.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-24-2010, 06:51 AM
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Nope.
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So you just come here to make yourself look foolish and to mock the Lord. Just as you look foolish running around fires being a witch.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Just remember when you are burning in hell you will regret this moment to be saved.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-24-2010, 06:59 AM
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Hmm... Guess my tattoos don't help any, then, do they?
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If I remember correctly, I read somewhere that you're Canadian right?
So no real surprise there. Enjoy the heat
Deuteronomy 2:7
For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-24-2010, 05:54 PM
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Hmm... Guess my tattoos don't help any, then, do they?
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I already have a boyfriend, thanks, and now I am going to go pierce my ear with a safety pin
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Might I add I am converting to Satanism?
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Yup.
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Nope.
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These crushing rejoinders of yours have won the day. We here at LBC will not only give up our entire world view and stop worshipping Jesus, we will begin post haste to worship you. Such overwhelming wit and wisdom cannot be resisted. Please bring about your perfect world order as soon as possible.
Eagerly Yours,
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-25-2010, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
So you just come here to make yourself look foolish and to mock the Lord. Just as you look foolish running around fires being a witch.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Just remember when you are burning in hell you will regret this moment to be saved.
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I like fire.
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If I remember correctly, I read somewhere that you're Canadian right?
So no real surprise there. Enjoy the heat
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I'm Canadian, a little heat will be refreshing.
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These crushing rejoinders of yours have won the day. We here at LBC will not only give up our entire world view and stop worshipping Jesus, we will begin post haste to worship you. Such overwhelming wit and wisdom cannot be resisted. Please bring about your perfect world order as soon as possible.
Eagerly Yours,
Handmaiden
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HAH! I am but a minion, sent by the Dark Lord. But the sarcasm is noted.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-25-2010, 06:10 AM
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I like fire.
I'm Canadian, a little heat will be refreshing.
HAH! I am but a minion, sent by the Dark Lord. But the sarcasm is noted.
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I don't care in the least who you claim as your employer. It's your own employees, i.e. your scriptwriters, whom you ought to fire.
Trust me, little one, you are not nearly as skilled at reparte as you think that you are.
In fact, I think that you would be pressed to write something original enough to get a nod from the vast majority of the readers on this forum. Regardless of your position on the philosophical spectrum, no one is particularly impressed.
Yawningly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
08-25-2010, 11:51 AM
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I already have a boyfriend, thanks, and now I am going to go pierce my ear with a safety pin
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How horrible! Your boyfriend must not be a good Christian if he allows you to do such things...
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-09-2010, 09:04 PM
I occasionally wear pants, for yardwork and such because I don't want to risk the skirt to slip up, and thus expose my undergarments. But I make sure that the pants looks very girly. Is this wrong?
Genesis 2:18
And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an HELP MEET for him.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-09-2010, 09:12 PM
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I occasionally wear pants, for yardwork and such because I don't want to risk the skirt to slip up, and thus expose my undergarments. But I make sure that the pants looks very girly. Is this wrong?
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It is wrong!
Deuteronomy 22:5 (King James Version)
5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-09-2010, 09:19 PM
But if the pants are very feminine, and a man would never wear it, is it still considered mans clothes? And if it is wrong, any idea how I can prevent skirts/dresses slipping up whilst working?
Genesis 2:18
And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an HELP MEET for him.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-09-2010, 11:31 PM
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I occasionally wear pants, for yardwork and such because I don't want to risk the skirt to slip up, and thus expose my undergarments. But I make sure that the pants looks very girly. Is this wrong?
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Wear a full length denim skirt.
It's heavy enough that it won't slip up and is sturdy enough to handle yard work.
What length of dress are you wearing that you're afraid they would slip that high up anyway?
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-10-2010, 12:45 PM
The skirts I go goes to about half of my shinbone. Are denimskirts flexible enough?
Genesis 2:18
And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an HELP MEET for him.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-10-2010, 04:34 PM
I prefer to do my chores in an denim overall type jumper. They have nice big pockets to carry river rocks for your garden and they're roomy for ease of movement. You can step over lawn mowers and shovels easily. And when worn with a long sleeve tee shirt underneath nothing shows. I get mine in the boxy women's section of WalMart.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-15-2010, 02:27 AM
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I prefer to do my chores in an denim overall type jumper. They have nice big pockets to carry river rocks for your garden and they're roomy for ease of movement. You can step over lawn mowers and shovels easily. And when worn with a long sleeve tee shirt underneath nothing shows. I get mine in the boxy women's section of WalMart.
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As long as it does not hug the figure.
I will be honest with everyone; I have had enough of women showing up to Church dressed like they should be on street corners and getting into cars. I have tried to be calm about it but I find it revolting that although most women dress modestly some go out of their way to be whores.
Here is a clear example of what I mean - these girls are some of our young uptake at landover. Just look at what they are wearing, it's unfathomable.
Can someone PLEASE address this issue, I don't enjoy screaming at teenagers after Church but it's almost impossible to concentrate when there are womens wrists on show and nobody is acting like they care at all.
Thank you.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-16-2010, 12:21 AM
My suggestion would be to have them speak with an elder female greeter at WalMart.... that's how I was pointed in the right direction
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-16-2010, 03:36 AM
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As long as it does not hug the figure.
I will be honest with everyone; I have had enough of women showing up to Church dressed like they should be on street corners and getting into cars. I have tried to be calm about it but I find it revolting that although most women dress modestly some go out of their way to be whores.
Here is a clear example of what I mean - these girls are some of our young uptake at landover. Just look at what they are wearing, it's unfathomable.
Can someone PLEASE address this issue, I don't enjoy screaming at teenagers after Church but it's almost impossible to concentrate when there are womens wrists on show and nobody is acting like they care at all.
Thank you.
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You are right Brother, they ARE dressed rather whorish. They are probably just trying to attract husbands, but someone should talk to them about how slutty they look.
I think Rev. Obsborn would do a good job at getting these little sluts back on a GODLY track, he is good at that.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-16-2010, 03:42 AM
Perhaps they have gone to such lengths in their whorish attire, due to their heads being as rough as smashed coconuts.
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Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! -
09-16-2010, 04:33 AM
Have you noticed only one of them is wearing womens clothing.
Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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