Greetings Christ-killer. We've never met, but I've got a good first impression based on your admittance of complicity in the murder of Jesus (Matthew 27:25). If all Jews would just accept this and acknowledge it constantly, people wouldn't hate them so much.
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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein✡
I need a woman badly as I am tempted daily with the sin of Onan.
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God advises us to sever our body parts if they tempt us to sin (Matthew 5:30). However, you can't do that in this case because you can't get into Heaven without your tallywhacker attached (Deuteronomy 23:1).
The obvious solution is to convert to Biblical-literalist fundamentalist Baptist Christianity (the only way into Heaven) and marry a girl. Then mount her to produce a soldier for Christ (who you murdered in cold blood).
Welcome back, Jew I've never met.