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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Greetings! -
12-03-2006, 12:28 AM
Welcome P-son. You sound like a fine young man with a bright future. Please read through these threads carefully, and feel free to ask any questions you might have about The Holy KJV 1611 Bible or God's will. And remember, Jesus is watching your every move. Glory!
God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings! -
12-03-2006, 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Sue Vera
Brother, please do not listen to the insane Speaking in Tongues of this "tommy." Pastor's gonna get him some day!
(Take heart: Although you are also listed as "Unsaved Trash" it is only because you are new here. It's not likely to stick, as it so Righteously has with "tommy!")
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Talk about queering the deal by speaking of the devil
He just got made a member!
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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Re: Greetings! -
12-03-2006, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Poetic Peter
He just got made a member!
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Blood in.....blood out.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Christian Poet Emeritus
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12-03-2006, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Blood in.....blood out.
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so, tommy
how's it doin?
payin' da rent lately?
omerta
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On Extended Furlough
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Re: Greetings! -
12-04-2006, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Poetic Peter
Talk about queering the deal by speaking of the devil
He just got made a member!
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HA! I tchore Mees PEDDAL can make JOOOSE a MEMMMber if joooose geeev her some clayyyy . . . Meeester teeeny-tchoo-tchoo . . . JEJEJEJEJEJEJE
ROSA!
Damn that woman. I really must keep her away from the computer. She doesn't realize how inappropriate her ramblings are.
Perhaps introducing my ruler to her knuckles will help it sink in!
My apologies to anyone offended by Rosa's comments, particularly the delicate and pure-hearted Miss Petal.
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Professor of English Landover University
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Location: Ministering to the Liebral Godless of New Zealand
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Re: Greetings! -
12-05-2006, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Sue Vera
Brother, please do not listen to the insane Speaking in Tongues of this "tommy." Pastor's gonna get him some day!
(Take heart: Although you are also listed as "Unsaved Trash" it is only because you are new here. It's not likely to stick, as it so Righteously has with "tommy!")
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Indeed Sister, it seems that that the Lord has already heard your prayer.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Greetings! -
12-05-2006, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Indeed Sister, it seems that that the Lord has already heard your prayer.
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He did? He DID? He really did??? He didn't just go and ignore this one too, because I'm a dumb woman or something?
Praise! GLOWry! Hose-Annas!!!!!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Greetings! -
12-05-2006, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by tommy
Who said anything about Dutch?
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"Dutch" was a nickname for Ronald Reagan, who seemed at first glance like such a nice True Christian™ and even managed to fool some of the less spiritually discerning. The truth, however, is that he did not keep his wife in Godly Christian subjection, as Scripture commands, but instead let her bewitch him with astrology. Indeed, even when he did try to pass for Christian, he gave himself away by quoting that fluffy-bunny liberal "Christian," C. S. Lewis (and may Jesus forgive me for even typing that name). Is it any wonder that Jesus in His infinite love chose to smite Reagan with senility (or, as the politically correct thought police insist we call it, Alzheimer's)?
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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