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I am SO upset. -
05-22-2010, 11:27 PM
Today’s current line-up for the Indy 500 next weekend has three women in the hunt. As a red-blooded American male, I’m crushed – women in the Indy – what’s next: women doctors, women dentists, women attorneys- when will it stop.
I shudder to think.
Row 1
1. (9) Scott Dixon...226.366
2. (10) Dan Wheldon...226.110
3. (6) Ryan Briscoe...226.080
Row 2
4. (3) Helio Castroneves...225.733
5. (7) Danica Patrick...225.197
6. (11) Tony Kanaan...224.794
Row 3
7. (26) Marco Andretti...224.417
8. (4) Vitor Meira...224.346
9. (27) r-Hideki Mutoh...223.887
Row 4
10. (20) Ed Carpenter...223.835
11. (12) Tomas Scheckter...223.496
12. (99) Townsend Bell...222.539
Row 5
13. (06) r-Graham Rahal...222.531
14. (14) Darren Manning...222.430
15. (18) Bruno Junqueira...222.330
Row 6
16. (02) r-Justin Wilson...222.267
17. (15) Buddy Rice...222.101
18. (22) Davey Hamilton...222.017
Row 7
19. (16) r-Alex Lloyd...221.788
20. (17) r-Ryan Hunter-Reay...221.579
21. (24) John Andretti...221.550
Row 8
22. (67) Sarah Fisher...221.246
23. (8) r-Will Power...221.136
24. (41) Jeff Simmons...221.103
Row 9
25. (5) r-Oriol Servia...220.767
26. (33) r-E.J. Viso...220.356
27. (23) Milka Duno...220.305
Row 10
28. (19) r-Mario Moraes...219.716
29. (36) r-Enrique Bernoldi...219.422
30. (34) r-Jaime Camara...219.345
Row 11
31. (2) A.J. Foyt IV...219.184
32. (91) Buddy Lazier...219.015
33. (25) Marty Roth...218.965
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by HTannor
Today’s current line-up for the Indy 500 next weekend has three women in the hunt. As a red-blooded American male, I’m crushed – women in the Indy – what’s next: women doctors, women dentists, women attorneys- when will it stop.
I shudder to think.
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omg... women in the indy 500.. and you are upset? lol piffleing mormon... you need to grow the piffle up and learn to accept people for who they are, rather than automatically judging people based on sex or religion or what have you.. you guys are bigger children than any other person ive met online.. this site is pathetic..
Last edited by Felicity; 05-23-2010 at 12:56 PM.
Reason: Made the quote shorter for readability.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 12:07 AM
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omg... women in the indy 500.. and you are upset? lol piffleing mormon... you need to grow the piffle up and learn to accept people for who they are, rather than automatically judging people based on sex or religion or what have you.. you guys are bigger children than any other person ive met online.. this site is pathetic..
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Is it your unclean time? Is that why you are acting so hysterically, missy?
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 11:31 AM
Well, I am not suprised.
If these liebrals can put a nigra in the WhiteBlack House, they can put a woman the Indy 500. But you know, it is just for show to get teh lezbo bull dykes to watch the race on TV and fantasize. All about advertising. I am sure Free Markek Fred has the inside skinny on it.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 12:48 PM
I really doubt they put it 'to get teh lezbo bull dykes to watch the race on TV and fantasize'. Who would want them to watch it anyway?
I do not watch these races as I work a lot and am too busy for it.
How did these women get into the race?
Also, if you did not know, sadly there -are- women doctors and other things like that happening.
They even touch your -mail-.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 07:44 PM
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How did these women get into the race?
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I'm guessing good ol' fashioned female seduction methods, probably including the Lewinskying of the entire Indy 500 management.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 07:48 PM
I wonder if there's an iPhone app that helps you schedule your races around your special time of the month?
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 08:01 PM
does this mean formula 1 cars will now have vanity mirrors?
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 08:46 PM
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Is it your unclean time? Is that why you are acting so hysterically, missy?
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There must be something going around affecting the women.
I have encountered several extreme cases of hysterical uterus just in the last 2 weeks.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 09:16 PM
Thank you, Brothers, for your Godly thoughts on this subject. (I'm ignoring those other twinks who have no business crashing in on our Godly discussion.)
Knowing only their names, I decided to do an Internet search for further identification purposes, and discovered these photos:
(Since this is the Men's Only section, I am confident you will not be allowing your children or the women-folk to view these scandalous photos)
The harlot on the left is one Danica Patrick. The little hussy is obviously not shy about showing her skinny little body to the public – a view only her Christian™ husband should be allowed to view.
The tart in the middle is Milka Duno. Just look at the way she is showing off to the camera! I feel a little puke in the back of my throat just seeing this photo.
The one on the right is Sarah Fisher. I’m just sickened by the fact she shares a common first name with our beloved Sister Sarah Palin – I’m sure Brother Todd Palin would be equally offended. There is no word on whether this Fisher trollop has birthed a retard like Sister Sarah – I mean, after all, I can’t imagine any Christian Gentleman™ would want carnal relations with this person.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-23-2010, 10:26 PM
You mean disgusting pictures like that are all over the Internets? Is that Al Gore's doing?
Why these sluts husbands or fathers let them drive anywhere other than to the supermarket or gun store is beyond me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-24-2010, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by HTannor
Thank you, Brothers, for your Godly thoughts on this subject. (I'm ignoring those other twinks who have no business crashing in on our Godly discussion.)
Knowing only their names, I decided to do an Internet search for further identification purposes, and discovered these photos:
(Since this is the Men's Only section, I am confident you will not be allowing your children or the women-folk to view these scandalous photos)
The harlot on the left is one Danica Patrick. The little hussy is obviously not shy about showing her skinny little body to the public – a view only her Christian™ husband should be allowed to view.
The tart in the middle is Milka Duno. Just look at the way she is showing off to the camera! I feel a little puke in the back of my throat just seeing this photo.
The one on the right is Sarah Fisher. I’m just sickened by the fact she shares a common first name with our beloved Sister Sarah Palin – I’m sure Brother Todd Palin would be equally offended. There is no word on whether this Fisher trollop has birthed a retard like Sister Sarah – I mean, after all, I can’t imagine any Christian Gentleman™ would want carnal relations with this person.
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Are these the drivers you were talking about? I know I am not up on the latest and greatest in NASCAR but none of those outfits looked at all fire retardant. Are all the drivers wearing this type of suit. There doesn't seem to be any room for sponsor's labels anywhere. I can not imagine what Dale Ernhart would look like wearing any of these uniforms...I am gob smacked!
1 Chronicles 16:15
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Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-26-2010, 11:48 AM
I have two pieces of news, Brothers. One is good, but the other makes this year’s Godly Indy 500™ even worse than I thought.
First, the good news: The shameless hussy, Milka Duno, proved she was not as good as the men and did not make the field. Good riddance.
Now, the bad news: Two more uppity women showed up and QUALIFIED for the race! The bit of puke in the back of my mouth tastes even worse each time I think about it.
The trollop on the left (and I bet that describes her politics as well) goes by the name of Ana Beatriz. Just look at her with those beefy arms. And those things on her chest just have to get in the way of the steering wheel. Let us pray, Brothers, that those big globs get all wrapped up in the steering wheel spokes going into turn 1 and she faces the humiliation of bouncing off the wall and spends the rest of the day in Gasoline Alley crying like a little girl.
The tart on the right is one Simona de Silvestro. Standing there with the shoes of a prostitute, she looks so smug. Let’s hope this slutty little South American heads home early to her rightful place – in the kitchen making pies.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-26-2010, 01:20 PM
I would like some warning next time before you get me excited that the problem has started to fix itself when in reality it just got worse.
In the end, this just means FOUR women are in this.
At least she was replaced with two clearly white women.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-26-2010, 04:06 PM
Beefy arms?
Also, I assure you that the chances of the things on her chest getting wrapped in the steering wheel are..... let me think...... nigh on impossible.
Can you provide Scripture on why women can't drive in the Indy 500?
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-30-2010, 04:26 PM
Females are getting more rights?
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-30-2010, 07:51 PM
Some of those women look oddly manly. Are you sure they're not one of those transvestites? Who checked to make sure all their womanly parts were there? Either way, it's wrong, but which would be more wrong?
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Re: I am SO upset. -
05-30-2010, 09:00 PM
Excellent news, Brothers:
None of the harlots won the race!
The scrawny Danica managed to cheat herself into 5th place, but should have done no better than 7th. In the final lap, the little witch cast a spell on two Godly Men Drivers™ in front of her, causing them to crash. She will surely roast in Hell for that!
Simona finished 13th, driving around the track like some blue-haired old woman from Miami, blocking the manly drivers from passing her.
Just as I thought, Ana's glands surely got caught in the spokes of the steering wheel and she finished a miserable 21st out of 33 cars. Everybody behind was either out of the race or a fag of some kind. Or both.
Sarah did not finish, pulling out of the race way early. I have it on good authority from a close, personal friend that attended the race, that she blamed "mechanical problems." Hah! Being a woman, she clearly had no idea how to handle the complexity of modern race cars proving that her real place in life is in a kitchen making pies for the menfolk.
The harlots have been clearly put in their place. They are probably all together now sharing a group cry. Since they all appear to be bulldykes, it's more likely they're sharing a group grope.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
06-12-2010, 07:42 PM
'SPELL'????! hahahahahaha wow! God forbid that men could actually crash because they arent that good at driving.
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Re: I am SO upset. -
06-12-2010, 08:12 PM
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'SPELL'????! hahahahahaha wow! God forbid that men could actually crash because they arent that good at driving.
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And how many females have actually won races?
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