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Gun "Reduction in Firearm Injuries during NRA Annual Conventions" - Let's Help Bring Those Numbers Up! - 03-30-2018, 04:21 AM

The NRA Convention: The Next Best Thing after a good Landover Baptist Sermon, and only slightly less invigorating than having your wife go through menopause with your own mental sanity and unmentionable body parts unscathed. Looking Good!



Now, things are not looking good. A recent study in a prestigious (but unfathomably ill-named publication), the New England Journal of Medicine, displays this top event of the year in a suspicious light (why the New England Journal of Medicine, I only ask, why not the "Conservative American Journal of Medicine"?). It seems that against all odds, there is LESS gun use during the Conventions than during any other time of the year. We have to accept this shameful piece of news as an ugly FACT.
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Dr. Anupam Jena of Harvard Medical School and Andrew Olenski of Columbia University compared firearm injuries during the conventions each year from 2007 through 2015 with injury rates three weeks before and three weeks after each event.
A decline of 63 percent was seen in the states where the conventions were being held, apparently due to large numbers of gun owners being at the events, as well as, in some cases, gun venues such as firing ranges or hunting grounds having closed while their staff attended the convention.
Nationally, there was a 20 percent reduction in firearm injuries during the convention.
We'll soon assess why this is not only a dangerous development but also anti-Biblical. Before that, let us look at some more data:
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"We're saying, 'Here's a brief period of time when people likely to use guns are not using them,'" and the injury rates go down, Jena told Reuters Health by phone.
This is the key finding. People who should use guns are not doing that just because they are surrounded by like-minded good Christians. This may seem a prudent thing to do - after all - guns protects us from guns just as Jesus protects us from what He will do to us unless we accept His protection (John 3:18). It is time to assess what Jesus Christ thinks about weaponry!

Luke 22:36
Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.


Jesus urges us to buy swords. The gun is the modern sword. It is our duty to obtain them through purchase. However, Jesus also states that buying a gun comes with an unexpected prize.

Matthew 26:52
Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.

This may seem contradictory to the uneducated mind of a sinner or a woman. Jesus commands us to buy weapons and then warns against using them. For a Godly True Christian™ man this is simple and plain: 1) Buy guns. 2) Be prepared to be injured. Conclusion: Injuries are just what Jesus expects. The Biblical use of guns includes some inevitable and unfortunate but ultimately Jesus-servicing collateral physical damage. If there were no injuries, worse things might happen and, to say the least, the commands of Jesus would be unfulfilled.

This is the fault of the Democrat Secret Service. For God's Sake! They even banned guns at Trump rallies! No-one is suggesting shooting at people but just regular gun care at the Conventions by a regular NRA member with the skills he has.
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"I have worked with lifetime members of the NRA who secretly confess that they have unintended discharges of their rifles or shotguns. And this study doesn't account for the unintended discharges that didn't result in injury," he [Dr. Hargarten] told Reuters Health in a telephone interview.
Now, I think that while unintended gun discharge can be bad, is it any worse than unintended discharge of Bodily Fliuds into a receptive rectum during gay intercourse?




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Default Re: "Reduction in Firearm Injuries during NRA Annual Conventions" - Let's Help Bring Those Numbers Up! - 03-30-2018, 07:50 AM

It's always enlightening to read your scholarly dissertations on the Bible (KJV1611) Professor White. To the vast majority of us we couldn't care less about how to pronounce those big words like "epidemiology", much less as to how to spell them.

Like most of us, the Bible (KJV1611) is enough - and Jesus did go on to say that He recommends buying two guns while we're at it.

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For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end. And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.

- Luke 22:37-38
As far as the implications of this "research" (and there are some trigger words and microagressions there - like "Harvard Medical School" and "Columbia University"), you would think that those snot-nosed weenies protesting the NRA would instead be encouraging more NRA gun shows across the country.

Of course one obvious question missing from the study is just what was going on while all these gun owners were away at the gun shows - things like crime statistics of burglaries, rapes, and assaults.

One obvious number missing from all this - the best way to achieve "gun control" is to elect Republicans. Gun sales skyrocketed while Obama was president, and when it was clear that Trump won sales tanked and have not recovered since he took office.


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Default Re: "Reduction in Firearm Injuries during NRA Annual Conventions" - Let's Help Bring Those Numbers Up! - 03-30-2018, 08:40 AM

I think a slam dunk in the hole of the argument against the abolishment of 2A is the inescapable fact that there is no way the gaywise can attampt to have sex (rape, legitimate, anal) with manly man when he is in a state of constant alert for hours with an itchy finger on his blessed AR-15?

Now, I’ve imagined having anal sex with this guy? No way, no who with a true patriot stopping me.

That’s not the America I want and if arming teachers (who get enough time off to practice, I’m sure) is the price we have to pay for our constitutional rights to have arms it’s worth any number of teacher’s days off, I expect.

Taking a man’s weapon to engage in anal antics is a big no no for Jesus. Try to take May sword? You have been warned.

Matthew Chapter 26:52 Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.

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