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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 10-26-2008, 05:48 AM

Well, my cousin is now in college in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Could you give me directions from Cedar Rapids to Freehold so that I can text/call him to tell him about this church, its city, and how to get there? He's read a lot of bad things about this church on the Internet, and I wanna show him that, well, LBC's not that bad, and that Freehold is basically an average Midwestern city, except with a high proportion of conservative Christians.
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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 10-26-2008, 06:16 AM

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Well, my cousin is now in college in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Could you give me directions from Cedar Rapids to Freehold so that I can text/call him to tell him about this church, its city, and how to get there? He's read a lot of bad things about this church on the Internet, and I wanna show him that, well, LBC's not that bad, and that Freehold is basically an average Midwestern city, except with a high proportion of conservative Christians.
How dare you call Freehold "average"? It is as close to Heaven as you could get to see in this Earth, before the LORD Jesus Christ comes back to erase all nigras and other sicknesses from the planet. There is not a "high proportion" of conservative Christians there, it's all inhabited by True Christians, who dedicate their time to praise Him and honor Him in everyway that money can buy, Hallelujah! I'm pretty sure your little "friend" couldn't go past security, they don't allow queers in Freehold.


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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 10-26-2008, 11:23 AM

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Well, my cousin is now in college in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Could you give me directions from Cedar Rapids to Freehold so that I can text/call him to tell him about this church, its city, and how to get there? He's read a lot of bad things about this church on the Internet, and I wanna show him that, well, LBC's not that bad, and that Freehold is basically an average Midwestern city, except with a high proportion of conservative Christians.
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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 12-08-2009, 06:05 PM

Reason they couldn't give you directions is because it is unincorporated. They keep it off the maps because they don't want hordes of people coming there to persecute them.
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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 12-08-2009, 06:09 PM

Wish I could get saved, sounds like a lot I am missing out on.
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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 12-08-2009, 06:11 PM

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Wish I could get saved, sounds like a lot I am missing out on.
The good news is it is not too late to be saved and become a True Christian!

JESUS wants you to come to Him, and He is just waiting to fill you up to the brim with His warm, sweet love!



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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 12-08-2009, 06:15 PM

Omg this is so great!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! I want in so bad
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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 12-08-2009, 06:17 PM

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If you want to be in with the True Christians, you need to listen.

JESUS is peculiar about who is entitled to His unconditional love, and many end up going to hell because they can't make the cut.

Obviously, the Holy Spirit is working on you, and I sense a conversion coming soon.



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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 12-08-2009, 06:18 PM

hehe oh yeah, he has shown me the error of my ways! He's even shown me where Freehold is! Glory be to God!!!
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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 12-08-2009, 06:56 PM

Oh Glory be to God that this once satanic jackass has been turned into a noble steed by the Light of God! Oh Praise Jesus!!
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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 07-26-2022, 11:46 PM

I'm reviving this thread because sometimes I feel incredibly homesick for Freehold. There are just so many memories there, and I'm only able to visit for a few weeks every year. I know that God has called me to preach to the heathens and homosexuals in Greenwich Village, but I do truly long to be back in my hometown.

In New York, nobody I meet is Saved, and it seems like half the people I meet are negroes or hispanics or Italians or some other kind of non-white person. Just walking down the street makes me feel dirty, but no amount of scrubbing can eliminate the stench of decay and sin.


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I'm reviving this thread because sometimes I feel incredibly homesick for Freehold. There are just so many memories there, and I'm only able to visit for a few weeks every year.
The thing Freehold has to offer is freedom from temptation. None of us needs to put our eternity at risk by being close to sin. The further away the safer our eternity.

We in Freehold's City Government work hard to keep temptation away from our citizens. Lawns all look the same, houses as well. People are all white and dress alike. I like it when people say, "Freehold is safe." They are not referring to crime, although we have no crime. They are referring to safe from temptation and sin itself.


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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 07-27-2022, 12:57 AM

Yes, under Mayor Hold's strong and wise guidance, Freehold is free from all sins of the flesh. There are no saloons, no gambling halls, no drugs, no jazz or rock or rap music, no minorities or immigrants (except for our domestic servants, who know their place in our community), no bums, no false churches, no witches, no immoral books in the public and school libraries, no homosexuals or masturbators or other sexual deviants, no divorces, no Democrats, and no prostitutes. The cable provider carries only Christian channels. The Great Freehold Firewall blocks all pornography on the Internet. There is a gun store for every 100 residents, so weapons for self protection are readily available at most reasonable prices.

This does not mean that Freeholders are unkind to strangers. Far from it--every year the town sponsors "bring a Jew to church day," on which Pastor Ezekiel delivers a powerful sermon letting the Jews know that they can be saved if only they accept Jesus as their personal Savior and apologize for killing Him.

In short, Freehold is paradise on Earth. Thank you Mayor Johny Joe Hold for your inspiring leadership of our beloved city, and thank you Jesus for blessing us so.


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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 07-27-2022, 04:12 AM

You want to talk about service? One time I was in Freehold and some punks played their stereo too loud. All it took was a quick call to Johny on his private line and security arrived and evicted the jerks right in time to enjoy the July 4th fireworks in peace.


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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 07-27-2022, 06:28 PM

I recall hearing some rock and roll song that had to be about Freehold. It was sung by some female, Belinda or something. The song was called, IIRC, 'Heaven On Earth'. Though I am still a big fan of classical, normal music.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 07-28-2022, 12:50 AM

One of the best things about Freehold is the womenfolk. Women know their place is in the home raising their children and obeying their husbands. They dress modestly but in a feminine manner. They save themselves for marriage. They don't try to develop their minds beyond what they need to know to be good homemakers and good Christians. They don't talk back to men. They don't try to take jobs away from men. They cook well and keep a clean house. They grow up learning how to please a man (using only the missionary position, of course--no perverted oral sex or sodomy, thank you). They happily segregate themselves during their monthly unclean time. And they're guaranteed to be 100% white.

Men, if you're looking for an obedient white woman with strong homemaking skills, you want at least six children, and you have a substantial income, marrying a Freehold girl (assuming she's at least 13 years old--we don't want any pedophiles) is your ticket to a blissful married life. Remember, the fathers have the final say in marriage, so you need to impress your girl's dad while you are courting her.


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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 07-28-2022, 02:52 AM

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One of the best things about Freehold is the womenfolk. Women know their place is in the home raising their children and obeying their husbands. They dress modestly but in a feminine manner. They save themselves for marriage. They don't try to develop their minds beyond what they need to know to be good homemakers and good Christians. They don't talk back to men. They don't try to take jobs away from men.
I have to admit Freehold Public Schools has struggled a bit on what Christian girls should study if they don't marry early and stay in school. Women at the Senior Center sometimes ask if our school still has the typing class for girls they remember.

Typing classes were thought to be a good back in the day. Girls graduated, took jobs as secretaries for a short while then married and left the work force. Then, a few got jobs typing and moved up in their organization to become career women. Typing was a gateway out of the woman's appropriate station in life.

We tried eliminating the typing class and limiting study for girls to home economics. Another problem cropped up, Landover Baptist needed secretaries with typing skills.

Now, we allow girls to operate computer keyboards if we are certain they will put this skill to work for Jesus. Girls get jobs at Landover Baptist but leave to marry and raise children.


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Default Re: What is Freehold, Iowa like? thred - 07-28-2022, 11:50 AM

My mother used to say, "Scratch the surface of a career woman and you'll find a lesbian inside." Just the thought of two women having sex nauseates me more than anything else. Thank God there are no lesbians in Freehold! The last time we had a lesbian in town was Sharon Moorhead back in the '90s, and she was cured when Pastor Deacon Fred exorcised the lesbian demon that had possessed her.


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