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07-20-2012, 06:42 AM
I am at a complete loss to find any reference in the Bible (KJV1611) where Jesus would endorse the playing of video games – or anything even remotely resembling them in the time that our Savior was alive spreading the Gospel.
I find it heartening (and frankly, high time) that Jesus has taken the time from His busy schedule to finally get around to dispensing some Holy Justice to these worthless scum mommie's boy gamers who accomplish nothing except wasting some fresh air, sponging off of their parents, voting for Obama, and using their parents' health insurance under ObamaCare. It's no wonder our economy is still tanking.
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Slouthfulnesse casteth into a deep sleepe: and an idle soule shall suffer hunger.
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And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.
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Lad, 18, dies after 40-hour gaming marathon
A TEENAGER was found dead in an internet cafe after reportedly playing a video game for 40 HOURS straight.
The 18-year-old lad is believed to have collapsed during a marathon session of Diablo 3.
He was found by workers in the internet cafe in Tainan, southern Taiwan.
It is believed he had not eaten for two days.
The gamer has so far only been identified by his surname, Chuang.
On the morning of July 15, an attendant entered the room and found Chuang resting on a table. After the attendant woke him, he stood, took a few steps and then collapsed, reports said.
He was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at a local hospital.
Police were investigating the cause of death and an autopsy was being carried out.
It has been speculated that sitting for long hours in a sedentary position created cardiovascular problems for Chuang.
The teen had been playing the latest instalment of the role-playing game.
It is the second death from playing video games in the country this year.
In February, a man in New Taipei was found dead, slumped in a chair facing a computer with his arms still reaching out for the keyboard after playing for 23 hours. The cause of death was reported as cardiac arrest.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-marathon.html
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 10:42 AM
I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 11:06 AM
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I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.
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When has Jesus ever lied? Please support your wild-assed allegations with Scripture.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 11:06 AM
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I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.
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But, without Jesus killing some and sparing others, how would anybody determine right from wrong?
See, if you had just stopped to think, you wouldn't have said something so stupid. That is what video games do to otherwise thinking individuals.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 01:51 PM
There is no pifflein' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 03:08 PM
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There is no pifflein' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six
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You seem to suffer from a really bad case of neologism (Look it up, it'd do you well to read something) as well as a bad case of the stupid.
Our Lord is very real, as soon you'll find out when he sends you to a special hell, one filled with other idiots such as yourself. There you can sit at first bemused amongst your ilk, until one day you see they're as dumb and annoying as the day is long. That epiphany will be followed promptly with the realization you're going to be stuck with them for the whole of eternity.
Only then will you beg for a more 'traditional' hell; being raked over scorching hot brimstone, air thick with clouds of acid, flames so hot they sear your everlasting soul with your very bones.
No my friend, you're going to get your box, and your fools.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 03:37 PM
But if i go on confession, what then? I will go to heaven?
Confession is reset gumb.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 04:58 PM
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I play games every day, and I think you should try. Jesus often likes to lie because he says that some good things(like masturbation) are bad. You don't have to always listen to him.
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Please show me where in the Bible Jesus said that masturbation is bad. Chapter and verse.
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Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six
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Yes, you worship Satan, a creation of God.
Fortunately for us, we are inoculated by the Blood of the Lamb against your infection i mbecility.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 06:05 PM
If you're going to quote well-known fag band Slayer, at least give them proper attribution instead of implying that is your original material. "Thou shalt not steal" and all that.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-25-2012, 06:14 PM
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There is no pifflein' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six
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Oh look, it's yet another narcissistic kid who's a "satanist" because morality and decency are just so uncool.
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But if i go on confession, what then? I will go to heaven?
Confession is reset gumb.
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Ask a Catholic, you clueless asshole.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-27-2012, 06:15 AM
asshole? free curse words are tolerated? I'm Catholic, but I'm getting close to the baptism... If you love Jesus, how I was taught, why so much hatred against anyone who thinks differently from you?
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-27-2012, 06:34 AM
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asshole? free curse words are tolerated?...
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Why not? Jesus cursed those who would not listen.
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... If you love Jesus, how I was taught, why so much hatred against anyone who thinks differently from you?
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You answered your own question without realizing:
Therefore you were taught wrong.
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...but I'm getting close to the baptism...
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What does that mean?
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-27-2012, 07:20 AM
so, Jesus did not teach to love who was different from us?
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What does that mean?
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I would like to become a Baptist, but it seems to me that here reigns hatred instead of compassion of christ
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-27-2012, 07:54 AM
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so, Jesus did not teach to love who was different from us?
I would like to become a Baptist, but it seems to me that here reigns hatred instead of compassion of christ
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Read the Bible, son. Better yet, start with Luke 19:27. Then tell me what Jesus thought of people who weren't Christian.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-27-2012, 09:02 AM
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asshole? free curse words are tolerated? I'm Catholic, but I'm getting close to the baptism... If you love Jesus, how I was taught, why so much hatred against anyone who thinks differently from you?
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Perhaps your teachers lied to you. The Catholic church certainly lied to me. All I needed to do to discover the depths of their deception was to read the Bible for myself.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-27-2012, 03:15 PM
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asshole? free curse words are tolerated? I'm Catholic, but I'm getting close to the baptism... If you love Jesus, how I was taught, why so much hatred against anyone who thinks differently from you?
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Friend,
First; I was replying to the Satanist asshole. As for you, Catholics baptize just after birth. Not even a nice try on your part.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-27-2012, 06:23 PM
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so, Jesus did not teach to love who was different from us?
I would like to become a Baptist, but it seems to me that here reigns hatred instead of compassion of christ
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We hate sin, but not the sinner.
God, of course, hates the sinner. How do we know this? The Bible says so.
It also tells us that even after sinners (which include all non-Christians, and any Christians who do not follow all of His Law) die, He's not done with them.
There they will be, in unknowing death (Ecclesiastes 9:5).
Then, He will resurrect them at Judgment into immortal bodies, just so He can throw them into His Lake of Fire and burn them alive forever!
Does that sound like love to you?
Now, we'd much rather see you find Jesus than find unending Hellfire.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-31-2012, 10:05 PM
I am Catholic because I was baptized before I learned to say "no"...
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-31-2012, 10:09 PM
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I am Catholic because I was baptized before I learned to say "no"...
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Stop blaming others for that complete failure you call a life and start taking responsibility! YOU decide your fate. No one else does. Stop masturbating over your keyboard all day, get a bath and get a job! Saying "do you want fries with that" all day should be achievable here.
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Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers -
07-31-2012, 10:23 PM
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I am Catholic because I was baptized before I learned to say "no"...
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Doesn't count.
Mark 16:16 " He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
Note the order of the requirements.
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