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Icing the Winter Olympics for Jesus. -
02-09-2014, 12:41 AM
I was elated to read Christians from Alaska are pouring into Russia to do in-your-face marketing of Jesus. Think of the potential, millions attending and watching Winter Olympics, all wanting to hear the Good News of Jesus Christ.
They will also be working the Olympics Village, tracking down homers to give them the message of abomination and salvation.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/al...ympics-114217/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Icing the Winter Olympics for Jesus. -
02-09-2014, 01:15 AM
That's all well and good, but I'm ensconced here in the heart of the Athlete's Village where the real action is. Do you know what goes on in here? The Russkies are forcing sin-bags on everyone! Little do they know, I was able to stick pin holes in the whole batch.
My goal is to bring each and every nubile young heathen to Christ. And I don't need a bunch of rank amateurs out of Alaska to help. As always, I'm prepared to do literally anything to Save these boy's Souls.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Icing the Winter Olympics for Jesus. -
02-09-2014, 03:14 PM
I have noticed the Russians have sent a few homers to the gulag since the
Ho-lympics have started. The gay propaganda may be effective.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Icing the Winter Olympics for Jesus. -
02-09-2014, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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From that link:
I'm shocked that the thong-infested hellhole uses one per year for every man, woman and child in the place.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Icing the Winter Olympics for Jesus. -
02-09-2014, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
I'm shocked that the thong-infested hellhole uses one per year for every man, woman and child in the place.
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Perhaps, just perhaps I'm saying, the TV coverage of the olympics will change from beautiful sport heros winning metals to the sinful sex orgies that go on after every event.
Winning metals does nothing to change the eternity in hell these atheletes face.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Icing the Winter Olympics for Jesus. -
02-11-2014, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Perhaps, just perhaps I'm saying, the TV coverage of the olympics will change from beautiful sport heros winning metals to the sinful sex orgies that go on after every event.
Winning metals does nothing to change the eternity in hell these atheletes face.
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Not for any of the Olympic sports but I always felt God gave special treatment to football players. They are such manly Godly warriors I think God will forgive whatever they do. Now I don't have any Biblical sources to back this up but you have to remember that they didn't play football in the Old Testament or the New because Jews can't play football. I'm sure Jesus and maybe his disciples could play football but they barely have enough for a single team.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Icing the Winter Olympics for Jesus. -
02-13-2014, 11:32 PM
As if there were not enough wild uncontrolled sex there already, cell phones are now causing more sin than ever. I think God will simple have to destroy the Olympic Village to stop the sex and sin.
http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/gold...sochi-olympics
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Icing the Winter Olympics for Jesus. -
02-14-2014, 01:46 AM
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God is already sending warning messages to the fornicators Mayor, the MSM just isn't reporting it.
Praise Jesus!
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Mild Earthquake Strikes 2014 Olympics Host Sochi
SOCHI, January 13 (RIA Novosti) – Russia’s Black Sea resort of Sochi, the host city of the 2014 Winter Olympics, was hit by a mild earthquake that caused no damage or casualties, Sochi seismic station head Yelena Karpovich said on Sunday.
“A mild earthquake with a 3.8 magnitude occurred at 8 o’clock in the morning. Small shocks with a magnitude of up to three points were felt on the upper floors of high-rise buildings in Sochi,” Karpovich said.
The earthquake epicenter was located in the Black Sea at a distance of about 22 km (14 miles) from the coast and at a depth of about 2 km (1.2 miles), the geophysical service of the Russian Academy of Sciences said on its website.
In later December 2012, Sochi was struck by a 5.6 magnitude earthquake. Its epicenter was located 154 km (96 miles) south of Sochi, at a depth of 10 km (6 miles) in the Black Sea. After the earthquake, Russia’s Emergencies Ministry launched an inspection of Sochi Olympic sites to ensure there is no damage.
http://en.ria.ru/russia/20130113/178..._Olympics.html
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