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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 09:25 PM

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Are you telling me that you've never had sex with your wife? If so, why? You say it's a sin, yet if you don't need to have it, why have you?


If you ask me, you should repent at once, clearly lust got the better of you.

And if you haven't, you should really ask what she was doing 9 months prior to the birth of your children
God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. Since I have genitalia, I am able to bring forth spawn through the mundane act of sexual reproduction. After all, there's no sense praying for something that God has already given you the power to do yourself. But if I had been able to become a eunuch, I would have, and then God would have created my sons from scratch, as He did Adam.

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Mark 9:43-47
43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:



Matthew 19:12 (King James Version) 12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
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Your delusions make me ill and your beliefs come from a false interpretation of the bible created 1600 years after the original by a raving mad english king 400 years before our time?! Do you believe your God would allow for such punishment of his children? And no it is medically impossible for your children to now have children unless their wives commit adultory and lie...
Care to search for Human rights, Federal and state laws for the crimes you have committed
Explain to me how the above scripture do not support these actions I have performed. Does the Bible not mean what it says?


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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 08-15-2011, 09:32 PM

You have taken the right of your children to praise our lord Allah by having sex and pleasing him. This will result in you not getting to sit at the right hand of Allah and not getting your 72 virgins.

Also you may have seriously reduced the chances of him being able to fight against the evil American invaders in our fight for the glory of Allah's kingdom that will soon cover this great planet that he made in his image

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Castration is irreversible and they can never have children.
When he grows and if he has enough faith then their is absolutely no reason why his testicles can't grow back.

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.


Matthew 21:21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done. 22And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.



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When he grows and if he has enough faith then their is absolutely no reason why his testicles can't grow back.

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.


Matthew 21:21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done. 22And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.



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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 10-06-2018, 01:52 AM

I have been trying to get castrated for 10 years... How do I go about this?
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My eldest son is getting to that age where "uncleanness that chanceth him by night" is to be expected occasionally. Unfortunately, in his case, it has been happening every single night. So I made him spend all of his days outside of Freehold, as the Bible commands:
Deuteronomy 23:10-11King James Version (KJV)


10If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:
11But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.


In the evening time, he would take a sponge bath and then return home. Then in the morning he woke up covered in seed.

I was beating him constantly, sometimes all day until pieces of his hindparts would fall off, as God commands in the Bible:

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14



I prayed, "What, Lord, shall I do? Have I forgotten some piece of scripture? Have I neglected to raise my children as you have commanded?"


Then it hit me: I did neglect to carry out some of his most important commandments:


Mark 9:43-47
43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:



Matthew 19:12 (King James Version) 12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


It plainly states: "He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
I thought to myself, "Aren't my sons perfectly 'able' to be castrated?" I decided that, in fact, they were.



Now that my sons are all eunuchs, all of the nightly uncleanness has stopped, miraculously. This is proof that there is a God, and the KJV Bible is His Word!



I would recommend to any caring, Bible believing parent to at least make an attempt to castrate your sons. I tied mine up in their sleep and did it then. If they were unable to be castrated, then it would not have worked anyway, and the Bible says to let "he that is able" receive it. So you can't go wrong with this method.



If anyone has any questions, feel free to inquire, either privately or in this thread. Also, if you decide to follow God's law and find out if your sons are 'able' to be castrated, please share the results of your experiment in this thread.


When Cindy Lou completes her current pregnancy, I am going to go ahead and tell the doctor to castrate it, if it is a boy. That is another great thing about living in Freehold; the doctors all know how to perform Biblical castrations.
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I have been trying to get castrated for 10 years... How do I go about this?
Industrial machinery or a dead blow hammer. But it all must be accidental. If you deliberately deform your body, Christ will know it and punish you.

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27 Neither give place to the devil.
28 Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth.
29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
30 And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.
31 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
32 And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 10-18-2018, 10:51 AM

I've been concerned about Mr.Ethics posts not so much due to the lack of ethics on display, not over contradictions and inaccuracies presented, but rather because the views informing such posts are so widespread in a world where The Bible is rejected as the original source of ethics and rejected as God's Last Word concerning Salvation.

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No the Bible isn't clear, it has been interpreted and misinterpreted for over 20 centuries. You have not only taken away the rights of your children but their rights as they progress into adulthood. Castration is irreversible and they can never have children. You did this against their will (which evidently is non-existent in your eyes), you probably performed this without sterile equipment putting them at a serious health risk and I imagine you aren't a qualified surgeon so were putting them at risk of death directly too. I wonder how many christians from around the world would view this as acceptable christian behavior.
Christians are called "Christians" because Christians follow the teachings of Christ. Can these secular indoctrinated post-modernists see the connection there? Or even modernists or Victorian reformers for all I know, the rot goes pretty deep. And Christ's position in relation to Salvation is spelled out quite unambiguously in The Bible. NOT in the Bhagavad Gita, NOT in the Analects of Confucius, NOT in the ravings of C. G. Jung or Michel Foucault or Benjamin Spock and certainly NOT in the individual preferences of people who call themselves "Christians" but have no idea at all what Jesus taught, when The Bible was written, where Abraham received the promise from God or when the Commandments were given to Moses. Let alone what those commandments actually are!

Does The Bible refer to these people? Yes.


II Timothy 3:1-7 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, ever learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.


What passes for learning in their world produces all sorts of opinions. There are many things where an opinion needs to be formed, they would say, so that decisions can be made. Or so that discussion may occur where people exchange their opinions in search of a better understanding. One result is better washing-machines and refrigerators. Better headlights, perhaps. But that's not all.

Satan doesn't care about your headlights. All he wants is your soul. This thread addresses a question of uncleanness and The Bible spells out conditions very clearly.


Leviticus 5:1-5 If a soul sin, and hear the voice of swearing, and is a witness, whether he hath seen or known of it; if he do not utter it, then he shall bear his iniquity. Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty. Or if he touch the uncleanness of man, whatsoever uncleanness it be that a man shall be defiled withal, and it be hid from him; when he knoweth of it, then he shall be guilty. Or if a soul swear, pronouncing with his lips to do evil, or to do good, whatsoever it be that a man shall pronounce with an oath, and it be hid from him; when he knoweth of it, then he shall be guilty in one of these. And it shall be, when he shall be guilty in one of these things , that he shall confess that he hath sinned in that thing.


The context is sin. As we know, when Eve committed the transgression of being deceived, sin entered the world. It is transmitted through Adam to everyone else. What makes a person unclean is spelled out in much more detail than those few verses but Moses wrote them, as directed by God, so we'd appreciate that such things are sinful. There is a price to pay.

There's no need for me to form an "opinion" about this. I have nothing to contribute at all. God has stated the position. Christians accept His statement. Case closed.

But some people think The Bible is wrong. Either they insist that God didn't know what He was talking about or declare His values to be "unethical" or in violation of certain "rights" they've made up for themselves and..get this..for other people upon whom they seek to impose standards directly opposing what God has taught us! They take one of two angles here. Firstly, the pretending "Christian" will announce that Jesus did away with God's code of ethics and substituted something else. Ask them what with, though, and you won't get far. When Jesus explained about amputations He was far more draconian than secular ethics would permit. What would be the point of that if in a few months He was going to do away with the whole lot?

The second approach is different. In its most authentic form we'd be told there never was a Moses or a Jesus or any God or Paul or Abraham except in a rump Indo-European mythic sense re-worked as required by divers cultures across several millennia and attached to quasi-historical characters and events. Jesus for these people is a name, but that's about all. Was there someone called Jesus? Probably millions of them. Ditto for Saul, Moses, David, Paul. If you're going to write a story you might as well use a real name. Although Rumpelstiltskin isn't a bad story for all that, they would say. The upshot here is that any Biblical standards have no relevance today and were never ethical (as they define ethics) in any society at any time anywhere.

But why would either of these groups claim to be or even want. to claim to be Christians? If they have their own ethics, derived from a few centuries of conversation and debate, ethics proclaimed to be better than anything dreamed up in the stone age, honed in the bronze age or refined in the iron age, why would they even refer to barbaric practices (as they see them) at all? And when such standards are shown to them, clearly described in The Bible as commanded by God, why would they say "Oh no God would never..." or even care?

The post I quoted typifies those approaches in both cases. By claiming to have better ethics than described in The Bible, reiterated by Jesus. And by also claiming to follow Christ while having no comprehension of what He actually taught. Wouldn't it be better to stop pretending?

Or better still, learn about Salvation by actually referring to the source material where the concept is presented in detail.


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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 12-08-2022, 01:05 PM

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Excellent idea. Watching what is left of their sinful testicles burning on a pyre will give them a vivid image of what happens to those who refuse to become eunuchs when they are able, or who choose to be gay, or who choose to be bastards, or who choose to be skeptical of the extraordinary claims in the Bible, or who choose to be raped in the city, when they go to Hell.
When my stepdad found out I was a homosexual at 14 he wanted to castrate me but my mother wouldn’t let him. So instead every night he would come band my testicles and inject a little everclear in them until my testicles shriveled up.
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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 12-08-2022, 01:23 PM

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When my stepdad found out I was a homosexual at 14 he wanted to castrate me but my mother wouldn’t let him. So instead every night he would come band my testicles and inject a little everclear in them until my testicles shriveled up.
How can you be a homosexual without them? Like is supposed to be attracted to like, in the sodomite world, but you would be "unlike."
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Default Re: Parenting Problems Solved by Castration, in Accordance With the KJV Bible - 12-23-2022, 10:27 AM

The ideal time to solve parenting problems by castration is before the first child is conceived.

Just kidding. Like the Lord, I want you all to be fruitful and multiply.


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