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Default Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-22-2015, 08:36 AM

As a homoexual, you are subject to bullying, discrimination, name calling, harassment and more. Wouldn't it be great if you could get all of that to stop? Some stats from the LBGT
  • 86% of LGBT youth report being harassed at school. Compared to only 27.3% of straight youth.
  • LGBT teenagers are two or three times more likely to attempt suicide than other teens
  • 42% of LGBT youth live in a hostile environment where they are not accepted.
  • LGBT youth are twice as likely to report physical assaults, attacked with kicks, or someone shoving them at school.
  • 82% of LGBT youth had problems during the previous year with bullying about sexual orientation.
  • 64% felt unsafe at school due to sexual orientation.
  • 44% felt unsafe at school due to gender identification.
  • 42% of LGBT youth have experienced cyber bullying

I bet there are many gay men out there deeply regretting their decision to come out of the closet and reveal their sexual orientation. Wishing they could go back to the days where they kept their perverted thoughts to themselves and other kids left them alone.

Well, fear not! Even if you're already "come out" it is not too late for you to return back to the closet where you belong and where you're most comfortable! Though the longer you delay the more difficult it will be to convince your peers that you're sincere! I can not stress this point enough! Start IMMEDIATELY to repair any damage you might have caused to your reputation. Here are some suggestions:
  • Spread rumors that you only pretended to be gay because you heard it would help you "pick up chicks" and that girls were more open with gay men.
  • Claim that you were just going through a phase because you wanted to anger your parents and fit in with your friends.
  • Say you pretended to be gay because it was what some celebrity was doing and you thought it would make you cool like them if you were also gay.
  • Ogle females, but don't make it obvious or do it when you know people are watching. Eventually someone will "catch" you doing it, this is what you want! The fact that you are not obvious about it makes it all the more convincing that you're just doing it purely out of attraction.
  • Claim that after a bad relationship, you were so sick of women you thought you would "experiment" because you were "curious" about if the other gender could be better. This especially helps if you can say you found some new girl who made you realize that not all girls are like your ex. Embellish or exaggerate the faults of your ex-girlfriend if you need to. Even make one up as long as it's believable.

Remember, deception is okay as long as you're doing it for Jesus.

2 Chronicles 18:22 Jeremiah 4:10 Jeremiah 20:7 Ezekiel 14:9 2 Thessalonians 2:11


Now that you've sown the seeds of doubt in your peers minds, expect them to be skeptical. This is where you have to follow through.

  • Never, ever, ever, EVER discuss or act out your homosexual urges to anybody! Deny, deny, deny! Not a parent, not an exboyfriend, not a teacher, not a counselor, not a therapist. NO EXCEPTIONS!! I can't stress this enough. It only takes one blabbermouth to ruin months of damage control. You might think that these people would "never" reveal your secret, and you might have them pinky swear to keep your secret, but all it takes is a few suicidal impulses before they decide to "help" you by letting your closest family know what is troubling you.
  • Avoid anything that might give away your perverted urges. Avoid ogling other males.
  • Follow through by actually marrying a girl. (An actual girl, not some tranny) Even if you don't love her, even if you're not attracted to her. That's not important. Restoring your image and self-respect is. It's the fact that marriage is such a big commitment that will make very few people doubt your sexual orientation once you go through with it.
  • Here's the big step, and what many will see as the most difficult. Actually have children with your wife. Do whatever you need to do to accomplish this. Try to find a girl with a deeper voice that sounds like a man if it helps you, try to close your eyes and pretend it is a man. What you're attracted to isn't the main issue here. You need tangible proof that you're actually having sexual intercourse with a woman. No one will ever doubt your hetorosexuality now!

Remember, it is not the urges, it is the doing that we have a problem with! The law for the military was "Don't ask, don't tell" (before Obama messed it up), not "Don't think" .

Kleptomaniacs have urges to steal, pedophiles have urges to molest children, alcoholics have urges to walk around the streets intoxicated. The doing is where the problem lies. Leviticus 20:13 prohibits the act of laying with another man. You have the power to put a stop to your perverted urges and live out a normal healthy lifestyle, if you make the tough decision today.

If anything, as a closet homosexual, you probably have an easier time avoiding sinning than most straight males, since the Bible verse Matthew 5:28 prohibits us from looking at another women with lust in our hearts. A sin which you should have no problem avoiding provided you avoid those nasty trannies.
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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-22-2015, 08:54 AM

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Some stats from the LBGT
It should be a big HINT to the liberals when even the queer liberation groups are trying to talk people into turning gay. Anyone who would make the decision to become a homo after being presented with these facts is just a prancing, lisping, drama queen of a fairy looking for attention and an excuse to whine.

Thank you for sharing your research and logic with us, Brother Warrior.


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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-22-2015, 10:09 PM

That is very sound advice, Brother!

I would also like to add something to the list:
  • Avoid "triggers" that could derail you and send you spiraling back into the vortex of sodomy. Triggers like getting blind drunk & watching Doogie Howser M.D. re-runs alone in a dimly lit room, behind dead-bolted doors...Stick to shows like Growing Pains, starring the lithe and mulleted Kirk-Cameron-as-a-fairskinned-youth, which are not fodder for endless acts of self rape!
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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-22-2015, 10:44 PM

I would also add that any lesbian doing the decent thing and marrying a man to have babies is to never, ever lift anything when other people can see.

Everyone knows how robust and physically powerful the lesbian is: far stronger than a normal person. Lifting an engine block or changing a spare tire with out a jack is a dead give away.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-23-2015, 05:40 AM

This sounds like great advice, and I hope a few of those fudge-packing readers take it to heart and climb back in there where they belong-until God in His Glorious and Just Wisdom delivers them onto hell. I would though like to take a moment to explain a few things to our knob-gobbling lurkers.



1. Sissyboys get bullied. This is called CHARACTER BUILDING! Quit being a whiny little fag and deal with it. Pump some iron. Play some football. Leave the chess club. Leave the glee club.

2. Sissyboys attempt suicide. Real men COMMIT suicide. You aren't trying to kill yourself, you wussy. You just want attention. And THAT is why you are subjected to so much character building!

C. You don't fit in because you SMOKE POLE! Normal men DO NOT SMOKE POLE! You don't want to be in a 'hostile environment'? Then fit in and DON'T SMOKE POLE!

D. Nobody likes a tattletale. Real men keep character building to themselves.

5. Everybody has problems, stupid. Get over it.

6. Why are you waving your 'sexual orientation' flag around at school? You're supposed to be learning, not trying to score pole.

G. If you haven't identified your gender before school age, your pole isn't big enough to be smoked anyhow. Why would anybody be dropping their pants in school and trying to identify their gender? Do that in the privacy of your own bathroom, idiot. Or ask your momma. She changed your diapers. I'll bet she can identify your gender for you, dimwit.

8. 'Cyber bullying' DOES NOT EXIST! As much as I would love to, I cannot give you an Indian Burn, Texas Titty Twister, Pink Belly, Noogie, Wedgie, or Swirlie online. It cannot be done, you numbskull fanny bandits.


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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-23-2015, 08:45 AM

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It should be a big HINT to the liberals when even the queer liberation groups are trying to talk people into turning gay. Anyone who would make the decision to become a homo after being presented with these facts is just a prancing, lisping, drama queen of a fairy looking for attention and an excuse to whine.

Thank you for sharing your research and logic with us, Brother Warrior.


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2. Sissyboys attempt suicide. Real men COMMIT suicide. You aren't trying to kill yourself, you wussy. You just want attention. And THAT is why you are subjected to so much character building!.
Amen! The fact that they used the term "attempt" rather than "commit" suicide indicate that they're not really as bad off as liberals would have us believe. If we looked at ACTUAL suicide statistics, I imagine the rates would be much lower. Anyone who really wants to commit suicide could, this is nothing more than an attention grabbing guilt trip used to try to shame bullies into backing off.

If anything, I wouldn't be surprised these homos fake attempts to off themselves are just ploys to raise these fake suicide statistics even higher, but True Christians™ are not fooled.
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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-23-2015, 08:51 AM

Brother Warrior,

This is most useful. I re-checked if the secrecy and hiding of these vile impulses is endorsed by Jesus and I am happy to say that it is!



Deuteronomy 29:29
The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.
As long as God only knows, we do not have to act and punish the aspiring sodomite. Abstinence keeps him safe. Praise God!
Job 20:26
All darkness shall be hid in his secret places: a fire not blown shall consume him; it shall go ill with him that is left in his tabernacle.
This means that the dark and ugly urges must stay hidden.
Ephesians 5:12
For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret .
Verily, it is good to keep these things in the closet.
God knows everything. He knows the sodomite's heart. He can deliver the homer if the one with the unnatural urges leaves good Christians in peace and stops flaunting his sin.

What an informative, post, Brother. I am fairly certain many a wannabe sodomite repents after reading this and starts to ready himself for the rapture.

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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-23-2015, 11:58 PM

Most gays aren't that smart so I keep the message simple:
A- Always
B- Be
C- Closeted.

I used to use Christlike for C but most of them were too busy thinking about homersex to get it. I didn't really like it. But I had to accept the fact 'Closeted' was a good enough option until The Lord sent them to Hell.


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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-24-2015, 12:24 AM

And let's not forget, Fake It 'Till You Make It!

You can do it, homos! We're praying for you to get back into that closet!



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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-24-2015, 04:57 AM

Don't forget, us Pastors can do an exorcism on you and chase the queer right out of you, thru Christ's blood!



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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-24-2015, 05:51 AM

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And let's not forget, Fake It 'Till You Make It!

You can do it, homos! We're praying for you to get back into that closet!

Well, all the lieberal sources (eg: google) say that up to 80% of women fake it. Surely that doesn't mean that 80% of women are lezbeans. That can't be right.


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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-24-2015, 07:28 AM

Gay thing is disgusting, because they want to show publicly that they do the sex act and they enjoy it.
In the BIBLE there are things which a Christian human being enjoys, and sexual act is not one of them.

Hunting, fishing...these are things that a real Christian man enjoys.

And of course the most enjoyable thing is reading his WORD!

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Default Re: Steps for gay youth to return to the closet - 02-24-2015, 10:23 AM

or you could just let them be gay. it's not in any way affecting you, I don't understand what everyone's conviction is to make people conform to their beliefs.
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or you could just let them be gay. it's not in any way affecting you, I don't understand what everyone's conviction is to make people conform to their beliefs.
Excuse me sir, but aren't you trying to make us conform to your belief that "it's ok to be gay"?


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Excuse me sir, but aren't you trying to make us conform to your belief that "it's ok to be gay"?
Not only do they try and conform us to their beliefs, they make it illegal to disagree with them. There's no persecution like State sanctioned persecution.



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or you could just let them be gay. it's not in any way affecting you, I don't understand what everyone's conviction is to make people conform to their beliefs.
It doesn't affect us? Like it didn't affect Sodom and Gomorrah? It's offensive to God. That's reason enough to put a stop to it. Jesus doesn't want to watch grown men having anal sex. The more people who have anal sex, the closer we get to a Sodom and Gomorrah natural disaster. It isn't just their own safety that they're putting at risk but everyone in the vicinity. I care too much about the innocent children to sit back allow that to happen.

However, I should also point out that staying in the closet helps protect homosexuals from all the bullying I mentioned earlier. It's not just for the benefit of others, it helps protect them too! You must really have it out for homosexuals considering you want them to just "let them be gay", which results in them getting bullied, increases their suicide rates, makes them feel unsafe, and most importantly, condemns them to an eternity of suffering. What are you? Some kind of homophobe?
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It doesn't affect us? Like it didn't affect Sodom and Gomorrah? It's offensive to God. That's reason enough to put a stop to it. Jesus doesn't want to watch grown men having anal sex. The more people who have anal sex, the closer we get to a Sodom and Gomorrah natural disaster. It isn't just their own safety that they're putting at risk but everyone in the vicinity. I care too much about the innocent children to sit back allow that to happen.

However, I should also point out that staying in the closet helps protect homosexuals from all the bullying I mentioned earlier. It's not just for the benefit of others, it helps protect them too! You must really have it out for homosexuals considering you want them to just "let them be gay", which results in them getting bullied, increases their suicide rates, makes them feel unsafe, and most importantly, condemns them to an eternity of suffering. What are you? Some kind of homophobe?
lmfao are you serious? nowhere in my post did I indicate any irrational discrimination towards homosexuals, which is exactly what you are doing. What I suggested is that we just end the bullying anyway, which would eradicate the suicide rate increases, and suffering. If you are the problem, you can be the solution too.
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lmfao are you serious? nowhere in my post did I indicate any irrational discrimination towards homosexuals, which is exactly what you are doing. What I suggested is that we just end the bullying anyway, which would eradicate the suicide rate increases, and suffering. If you are the problem, you can be the solution too.
Don't be silly. Prayer Warrior isn't part of the problem, Satan and Hollywood are.



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lmfao are you serious? nowhere in my post did I indicate any irrational discrimination towards homosexuals, which is exactly what you are doing.
I have the most rational reason for discrimination in existence. I didn't write the Bible, I just obey it. I also am not personally a bully, I just acknowledge that it exists and am giving them advice on how to avoid it.

You can say that you're not discriminating against them, but your callous disregard for their well being makes me wonder if it really does them any good. If you saw a child in a bar drinking away, or gambling away, would you sit around and say "that doesn't affect me", or would you be a good Samaritan and intervene? If you saw a man about to drive off a cliff, would you sit back and relax knowing it didn't affect you, or would you yell and scream at him to change his direction?

It would be easy to ignore other's sins. I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for them. So yes, when you make the argument that you should ignore someone who's life is at risk because it doesn't affect you, I would suggest that you have some sort of hate for that group. I gave you the benefit of the doubt to assume that even though you didn't care enough to intervene if homosexuals were increasing their chance of death, maybe there were at least some other people you would care about. Maybe you were just particularly uncaring towards homosexuals but otherwise you were a decent person. Maybe I was mistaken and I should have just assumed that you are this uncaring and callous towards everybody.


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What I suggested is that we just end the bullying anyway, which would eradicate the suicide rate increases, and suffering. If you are the problem, you can be the solution too.
Where did you suggest that?

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No where in this post do I see you mentioning that we should just "end bullying". Don't try to pretend your position was different than it was.

Even if your position is that we should just "end bullying", how do you suggest we go about that? What one person calls "bullying", another person calls "helping". For the sake of argument though, lets say these bullies are in the wrong. I think we should end starvation, create world peace, and end crime as well. Except in the real world it isn't that simple.

I'd love to tell people that they should leave their car doors unlocked because there shouldn't be crime and car theft. But I know in the real world that isn't going to happen. I'd love to say that cops don't need to carry guns because their word should be enough and they shouldn't need guns, but I know if that criminals wouldn't adhere to the cops unless they had some sort of force to back up their words.

I can't just "end bullying", that is out of my power. So instead I'm giving troubled youth advice on how they can make themselves less likely to be targeted by bullies. Gay teens get bullied more often, so as long as they remain in the closet they'll get bullied less often. It's as simple as that.

Although I do hope that some of these troubled teens will eventually become fully straight, as Mary mentioned adopting a "Fake It 'Till You Make It!" strategy, I know that most homosexuals would just disregard that that idea emphatically stating that it is completely impossible to change their sexual preference. So to those people I am trying to give them advice that they are able to follow and implement.
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He didn’t care, or at least we thought he didn’t care, and that’s what’s really difficult for us because we thought he didn’t care,” his parents told the outlet.


They said that Fritchley liked to paint his nails and loved pink. He also wore the same SpongeBob sweatshirt most days.


“I think probably because he was in the same clothes every single day that they used that as a weapon,” Fritchley’s mother, Debbey, told WKRN. She said Fritchley loved doing laundry though.


“He was told because he didn’t necessarily have a religion and that he said he was gay that he was going to go to hell. They told him that quite often,” Debbey added.


Though his parents knew he was being bullied, they say they didn’t know the extent of how Fritchley was feeling.


“It was really abusive. I don’t think it was ever physical. I think it was just words, but words hurt. They really hurt,” his father, Steve, told WKRN.


“This has just blindsided us. This is something we would have never, ever expected.”


Debbey said he was loved more than he realized, but he was still failed.


“We all failed him. We all failed him. It’s as simple as that,” she said.


Now Fritchley’s parents are looking to make sure a child or parent doesn’t go through what their family is going through. They want to set up a foundation to educate people on bullying and suicide awareness.


A local restaurant, Penalties Sports Bar & Grill, is helping by creating a GoFundMe.


“This is a growing area and I think people need to be more accepting of new people, whether they like them, whether they are the same as them, everybody’s different. Accept them and respect them and parents need to focus on that with their kids more,” said Shondelle Lewis, co-owner of the restaurant.


“We are absolutely shocked and devastated by this news,” said Superintendent of Bedford County Schools Tammy Garrett. “Anytime someone takes his or her life, especially a child, it is nearly unbearable. Our hearts go out to his parents and family as they deal with this terrible loss.”


This is another life that could have been saved if only he decided to stay in the closet. No doubt this child is roasting and toasting in Hell right now. His classmates tries to warn him about the impending doom that awaited him, yet he chose to continue with the big gay agenda rather than hide his perversion.
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