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View Poll Results: How should fags be executed?
Shooting 0 0%
Hanging 1 1.69%
Gassing 1 1.69%
Beheading 3 5.08%
Stoning 5 8.47%
Electric Chair 0 0%
Lethal Injection 1 1.69%
Disembowlment 1 1.69%
Burning 3 5.08%
Strangulation 0 0%
Drowning 0 0%
Poison 0 0%
Stabbing 0 0%
Impaling them on a stake 5 8.47%
Tying them to a fence and leaving them to die(Matthew Sheppard method) 0 0%
Feeding them to wild animals 0 0%
Forcing them to commit suicide 1 1.69%
Other 4 6.78%
Doesn't matter how we kill them, as long as they are back in hell where they belong. 5 8.47%
Fags shouldn't be executed 29 49.15%
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Default Re: How should faggots be executed? - 02-05-2023, 03:47 AM

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Boil them in oil if we’re talking capital punishment. Lynch them if we’re talking vigilantism. Anyone who vigilantly executes one should dm me a photo or video of it on Discord. <<<personal info included to lure innocent boys into the trap of homosexuality removed by moderator>>>
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Default Re: How should faggots be executed? - 02-05-2023, 04:10 AM

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Default Re: How should faggots be executed? - 03-09-2023, 06:18 PM

The Bible speaks of eunuchs as being servants and slaves. Maybe we be castrated and used by a Master to make His life better and easier and learn from Him to be a humble servant.
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Default Re: How should faggots be executed? - 03-09-2023, 07:26 PM

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Default Re: How should faggots be executed? - 03-09-2023, 10:21 PM

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The Bible speaks of eunuchs as being servants and slaves. Maybe we be castrated and used by a Master to make His life better and easier and learn from Him to be a humble servant.
Can't get into Heaven if you were castrated (Deuteronomy 23:1). Your master is the Lord Jesus. This is the first and friendliest warning you'll get, don't act like a fool on God's forum.


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Skull Re: How should faggots be executed? - 07-12-2023, 12:39 PM

First phaggots should be hyponotised to experience pain 5000 trillion times worse than it is. Then we should soak a burlap sack in super glue and inflate a basket ball inside the burlap sack, inside a phaggits ass. Than we shall wait for the glue to dry. Than tie a rope to the end of the burlap sack that is hanging out the phaggits ass and attach it to the end of a helicopter propeller blade. Attach 1 phaggit by the ass to each helicopter blade and take them on a magic hell- copter spin.
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Bible Re: How should faggots be executed? - 07-12-2023, 09:03 PM

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First phaggots should be hyponotised to experience pain 5000 trillion times worse than it is. Then we should soak a burlap sack in super glue and inflate a basket ball inside the burlap sack, inside a phaggits ass. Than we shall wait for the glue to dry. Than tie a rope to the end of the burlap sack that is hanging out the phaggits ass and attach it to the end of a helicopter propeller blade. Attach 1 phaggit by the ass to each helicopter blade and take them on a magic hell- copter spin.
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