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07-04-2010, 03:42 PM
Where are the edges?
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 03:49 PM
Because edges are for people who are going to hell
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07-04-2010, 03:50 PM
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Because edges are for people who are going to hell
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I asked where they are...
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07-04-2010, 03:51 PM
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 03:55 PM
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I think you're missing the point, I'm asking where are the edges of the Earth? Near Japan or somewhere?
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 03:57 PM
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I think you're missing the point, I'm asking where are the edges of the Earth? Near Japan or somewhere?
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Pretty sure they're just using the generic christian method of arguing, e.g; Completely ignore everything that doesn't agree with you.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 03:58 PM
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I think you're missing the point, I'm asking where are the edges of the Earth? Near Japan or somewhere?
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No, you're looking at this whole issue the wrong way. The question you should ask yourself is this: "what do I have to believe in order to get into Heaven?"
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:02 PM
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No, you're looking at this whole issue the wrong way. The question you should ask yourself is this: "what do I have to believe in order to get into Heaven?"
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So I'm not allowed to ask questions? I have to blindly and unquestionly believe the bible?
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:03 PM
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No, you're looking at this whole issue the wrong way. The question you should ask yourself is this: "what do I have to believe in order to get into Heaven?"
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No, you're completely evading the point.
If the earth is flat like your great skywizard says it is, then where did the mighty bearded giant in the clouds hide the edges? You know, those magical things that are on ALL 2-dimensional, and most 3-dimensional objects?
If your next reply doesn't contain an answer, you get to rejoice in the fact that your brain is an atrophied lump of fat by now.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:05 PM
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So I'm not allowed to ask questions? I have to blindly and unquestionly believe the bible?
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Yes, remember: KJV1611!
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:05 PM
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you get to rejoice in the fact that your brain is an atrophied lump of fat by now.
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You get to rejoice in the fact that you will be raped by demons in Hell for all eternity, while the flames of Hell turn your testicles into lumps of coal.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:08 PM
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You get to rejoice in the fact that you will be raped by demons in Hell for all eternity, while the flames of Hell turn your testicles into lumps of coal.
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Ooooh, did I get a little bite out of you?
Well since I don't see an answer to the question in your post, it's safe to assume your head is filled with jello and fairy tales.
And who says I don't LIKE being raped by demons, hmmm?
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:12 PM
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Ooooh, did I get a little bite out of you?
Well since I don't see an answer to the question in your post, it's safe to assume your head is filled with jello and fairy tales.
And who says I don't LIKE being raped by demons, hmmm?
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I'll pray for you.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:16 PM
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I'll pray for you.
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Oh please, spare me the savior attitude, when you die you'll rot and be eaten by maggots and worms, just like me.
Again though I notice you continue to evade the question, so you admit you have no answer, and a "fact" is not a fact is the answers don't add up.
The earth is round, god was created as a fairy tail, much like the boogy man, and I hope for your sake that you never, and hopefully, don't now have children.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:16 PM
I'd like to see someone answer this question.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:17 PM
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Ooooh, did I get a little bite out of you?
Well since I don't see an answer to the question in your post, it's safe to assume your head is filled with jello and fairy tales.
And who says I don't LIKE being raped by demons, hmmm?
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So you like getting raped by your father? We don't like incest here at LBC.
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07-04-2010, 04:21 PM
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So you like getting raped by your father? We don't like incest here at LBC. 
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Oooooh, there's more bite in your post than I've seen in this entire forum, I like it. There may be hope yet for you.
On the matter of things you spacewizard worshiping loonies don't like, I'm also an avid fan of drugs, homosexual love, and I'm even a jew!
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:21 PM
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So you like getting raped by your father? We don't like incest here at LBC. 
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What about the incest that occurred in Genesis?
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-04-2010, 04:38 PM
Scripture or it didn't happen.
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