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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 06-18-2013, 11:10 PM

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Whales do NOT breathe air.
They breathe via blowholes. As they reach the surface, they will forcefully expel air through their blowhole, together with other things.

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The Bible tells us that whales are fish
Because they didn't understand the mammal at the present time the Bible was written. Whales are air breathing mammals. They have lungs and have live births, feeding milk to their young. Fish are not mammals, they have gills which extract air from the water. They lay eggs and do not produce milk for their young.

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What more proof do you need that scientists are liars?
They're influenced by Satan apparently, and his merry band of elves. Oh wait, wrong myth.... (sorry)

Science doesn't work the way you said. Scientists are not trying to 'disprove' religion, but trying to find the truth. It may contradict your religious stories - too bad - it's not their intentions to do so. Science is based on evidence, experiments and observations, and are not accepted on faith, in contrast to your religion. We admit when some questions are asked, we don't know the answer, but what we do know is based on facts and evidence.
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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 06-20-2013, 12:21 AM

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They breathe via blowholes.
So you're saying they're homos, too? That's disgusting.

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Because they didn't understand the mammal at the present time the Bible was written.
God created mammals and God wrote (or inspired, depending on the book) the Bible. How could God not have understood an animal that He created? That's nonsensical.

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Fish are not mammals, they have gills which extract air from the water. They lay eggs and do not produce milk for their young.
Yes, that's my whole point. Fish are not mammals, and whales are fish, so whales are not mammals either. Why is this so hard for you to understand?

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Science doesn't work the way you said. Scientists are not trying to 'disprove' religion, but trying to find the truth.
If they want to find the truth, then why don't they read the Bible?

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Science is based on evidence, experiments and observations, and are not accepted on faith, in contrast to your religion. We admit when some questions are asked, we don't know the answer, but what we do know is based on facts and evidence.
How in Heaven's name are we supposed to trust a bunch of guys in lab coats who don't even know that whales are fish?


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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 06-20-2013, 09:19 AM

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So you're saying they're homos, too? That's disgusting.
Obviously, you misunderstand the word blowhole. It's at the top of the whales head through which the animal breathes air. It's not wrong to be gay. I don't understand why you think it's disgusting. People around the world are judged on the content of their character, and not the colour of their skin. This is similar with people who are judged on their character and not on who they love. Do you realise who is the most hated family in America? Do you realise why they are the most hated family? The world is changing and you need to accept it.

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God created mammals and God wrote (or inspired, depending on the book) the Bible. How could God not have understood an animal that He created? That's nonsensical.
That's not the only thing God got wrong. Maybe, that saying something about your 'God' and religion?

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Fish are not mammals, and whales are fish, so whales are not mammals either. Why is this so hard for you to understand?
Why is this is for you to understand? Did you even read my last post? Whales are air breathing mammals. They have lungs and have live births, feeding milk to their young. Fish are not mammals, they have gills which extract air from the water. They lay eggs and do not produce milk for their young.

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If they want to find the truth, then why don't they read the Bible?
There is no truth in the Bible.

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How in Heaven's name are we supposed to trust a bunch of guys in lab coats who don't even know that whales are fish?
You're the one that don't understand the difference from a whale and fish. Return to education, and see the reality around you. You'll find the truth, but you won't be happy about it.
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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 06-20-2013, 10:59 AM

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This is where I stopped reading

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Don't you even care about our children, with these perverts running around?

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This is where I stopped reading

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Don't you even care about our children, with these perverts running around?
Their is nothing wrong with being gay, and I cannot stand when people bring the bible argument into the constitution. In the bible, it is said that people will go to hell if they have sex before marriage. If that was the case than about 98 percent of the population is going to hell. Their is nothing wrong with being gay, and I cannot stand when people bring the bible argument into the constitution. In the bible, it is said that people will go to hell if they have sex before marriage. If that was the case than about 98 percent of the population is going to hell. People around the world are judged on the content of their character, and not the colour of their skin. This is similar with people who are judged on their character and not on who they love. Do you realise who is the most hated family in America? Do you realise why they are the most hated family? The world is changing and you need to accept it. You're going to continue to pick and choose whatever they want from the bible. You use it as their weapon. Very classy. Some people think all gay people are gonna go around molesting young kids of the same sex, it's ridiculous, ignorance, plain and simple. Thank god im an atheist.
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Their is nothing wrong with being gay, and I cannot stand when people bring the bible argument into the constitution. In the bible, it is said that people will go to hell if they have sex before marriage. If that was the case than about 98 percent of the population is going to hell. Their is nothing wrong with being gay, and I cannot stand when people bring the bible argument into the constitution. In the bible, it is said that people will go to hell if they have sex before marriage. If that was the case than about 98 percent of the population is going to hell. People around the world are judged on the content of their character, and not the colour of their skin. This is similar with people who are judged on their character and not on who they love. Do you realise who is the most hated family in America? Do you realise why they are the most hated family? The world is changing and you need to accept it. You're going to continue to pick and choose whatever they want from the bible. You use it as their weapon. Very classy. Some people think all gay people are gonna go around molesting young kids of the same sex, it's ridiculous, ignorance, plain and simple. Thank god im an atheist.
Where did I bring the Bible into the constitution? I'm English. It is irrelevant to me.

Before you judge you should think about the log in your eye.

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Where did I bring the Bible into the constitution? I'm English. It is irrelevant to me.

Before you judge you should think about the log in your eye.

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Their is nothing wrong with being gay, and I cannot stand when people bring the bible argument into the constitution. In the bible, it is said that people will go to hell if they have sex before marriage. If that was the case than about 98 percent of the population is going to hell. Their is nothing wrong with being gay, and I cannot stand when people bring the bible argument into the constitution. In the bible, it is said that people will go to hell if they have sex before marriage. If that was the case than about 98 percent of the population is going to hell. People around the world are judged on the content of their character, and not the colour of their skin. This is similar with people who are judged on their character and not on who they love. Do you realise who is the most hated family in America? Do you realise why they are the most hated family? The world is changing and you need to accept it. You're going to continue to pick and choose whatever they want from the bible. You use it as their weapon. Very classy. Some people think all gay people are gonna go around molesting young kids of the same sex, it's ridiculous, ignorance, plain and simple. Thank god i'm an atheist.
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...It's not wrong to be gay...
Around here, Bible = Truth, and you = wrong.

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...People around the world are judged on the content of their character, and not the colour of their skin...
If only. We're getting there (very slowly) but a looooong way to go, yet.

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...Do you realise who is the most hated family in America?...
That'd be a toss-up between the Obamas and the Clintons. Yes, seriously.

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...about 98 percent of the population is going to hell...
The Bible says (see James 2:10) that you either obey God perfectly (following every last commandment, injunction, edict, rule, guideline, order, etc. in the Bible) or you go to Hell.

Do you seriously think that there are 150 million people on Earth (that's 2%) that do everything the Bible tells them to do?

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Obviously, you misunderstand the word blowhole. It's at the top of the whales head through which the animal breathes air.
Honestly, I'm not at all interested in the sexual anatomy of fish.

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The Kardashians.

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Do you realise why they are the most hated family?
Because they are wealthy and celebrated but have no discernable talent. But aren't we getting a little off topic here?

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Whales are air breathing mammals. They have lungs and have live births, feeding milk to their young. Fish are not mammals, they have gills which extract air from the water. They lay eggs and do not produce milk for their young.
If whales give live birth, then obviously fish give live birth, because whales are fish. Why are you science types so obstinate in the face of facts?

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In the bible, it is said that people will go to hell if they have sex before marriage. If that was the case than about 98 percent of the population is going to hell.
Jesus was very clear about this. Most people are destined to burn in Hell.

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People around the world are judged on the content of their character, and not the colour of their skin.
You keep saying this, but it is a red herring (which, by the way, is also a FISH, Mr. Know It All Atheist). Nobody here is judging whales by their skin color and, anyway, you're the one who started talking about whales using their blowholes, not us.


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Around here meaning this forum, therefore, saying outside this forum, in the world of reality, it's the opposite way around.

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The Kardashians.
The Phelps family - the Westboro Baptist Church

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Because they are wealthy and celebrated but have no discernable talent. But aren't we getting a little off topic here?
For their extreme ideologies against gay people.

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... because whales are fish.
Have you even seen the evidence to say they are mammals? (BTW, your Bible isn't evidence )

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Why are you science types so obstinate in the face of facts?
I will ask you idiots the same question.

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Jesus was very clear about this. Most people are destined to burn in Hell.
Then, what's the point of living, put on this planet or helping others of you're going to hell?

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you're the one who started talking about whales using their blowholes, not us.
Because you're the one that said they can't breathe, even though you can clearly see the evidence if you looked at it, but, no, because you too stupid to talk to your 'God'.
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...in the world of reality, it's the opposite way around...
Where is your philosophy degree from? (hint: everyone's "reality" is different)

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...(BTW, your Bible isn't evidence )...
Yes, it is. Whether you accept it or not is a different question.

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The True Christians™ are many things, but there's not an idiot among them.

Anyways, if you asked an idiot a question, would you trust the answer? Then what's the point?

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Where is your philosophy degree from? (hint: everyone's "reality" is different)
There is only one real reality, but people create alternative realities for themselves. Some do so in computer games, facebook, twitter others do so at school, work. They create a different version of themselves to fit into the grande community - they begin a life in their personal alternative reality where they are who they want to be rather than who they really are. My reality is factual evidence and science. The Earth is spherical, other planets exist, stars are suns, the sun is 150 million km away, evolution is a fact etc. etc.

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...Evidence?
From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence

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The Bible fits that definition. If you don't like it, too bad, definitions of words are not up to you.


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The Bible fits that definition. If you don't like it, too bad, definitions of words are not up to you.
You can claim it as evidence but since it's just a book, it won't make anyone take you seriously. The Bible is man-made, and so are the definitions used to describe words. Your argument is invalid. I think the Bible is very, very poor evidence. Taken broadly like that, stories of vampires are evidence for vampires. The Bible is not Evidence. You misread the definition. It says
"Evidence, broadly construed, is anything presented in support of an assertion..." The Bible is an Assertion of God. So it can not be evidence of itself.
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You can claim it as evidence...
BECAUSE IT IS, by the definition I posted above.

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So because something is in a book, that's enough reason to discount it, out of hand? Your teachers must love banging their heads against the wall of your ignorance.

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...The Bible is man-made, and so are the definitions used to describe words. Your argument is invalid...
My only argument is about the definitions of words. If you disagree with the definition of words, then NOTHING means ANYTHING to you (or everything means exactly what you want it to mean, with the exact same result).

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...I think the Bible is very, very poor evidence...
So it is evidence. Way to not contradict yourself in a single post <--- sarcasm.

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Then, what's the point of living, put on this planet or helping others of you're going to hell?
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You can claim it as evidence but since it's just a book, it won't make anyone take you seriously. The Bible is man-made, and so are the definitions used to describe words. Your argument is invalid. I think the Bible is very, very poor evidence. Taken broadly like that, stories of vampires are evidence for vampires. The Bible is not Evidence. You misread the definition. It says
"Evidence, broadly construed, is anything presented in support of an assertion..." The Bible is an Assertion of God. So it can not be evidence of itself.
The Holy Bible is written by God Almighty! Read THIS!


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BECAUSE IT IS, by the definition I posted above.



So because something is in a book, that's enough reason to discount it, out of hand? Your teachers must love banging their heads against the wall of your ignorance.



My only argument is about the definitions of words. If you disagree with the definition of words, then NOTHING means ANYTHING to you (or everything means exactly what you want it to mean, with the exact same result).



So it is evidence. Way to not contradict yourself in a single post <--- sarcasm.



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I dunno. Luckily, I'm not going to Hell, so I don't have that problem.
How do you know you're not going to hell?!

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Sorry, I've got my own religion. This is in my own book. The Giraffe Bible. It was written for the Lord Giraffe who created the Big Bang and all the elements to create life. He create the earth. The Lord Giraffe says he is the only true God in this Universe, thus I shouldn't believe in this other scripture you are talking about. Wow, look how easy it is to make up your own religion.
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Sorry, I've got my own religion. This is in my own book. The Giraffe Bible. It was written for the Lord Giraffe who created the Big Bang and all the elements to create life. He create the earth. The Lord Giraffe says he is the only true God in this Universe, thus I shouldn't believe in this other scripture you are talking about. Wow, look how easy it is to make up your own religion.
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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 06-21-2013, 07:17 PM

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I love messing with your mind. ...
No, you're just making yourself look foolish.

As far as my mind goes, it's way beyond your capacity to mess with.

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...Wow, look how easy it is to make up your own religion.
Ask Joseph Smith, or L. Ron Hubbard, or Rael, or...


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