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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-24-2007, 02:31 AM
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Sorry your right Kirk is the 50 year old vergen that is Supershadow ... i kinda feel bad for him now knowing that he is such a Dumb ass
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-28-2007, 05:54 PM
Ahh! The Great War between Star Trek and Star Wars. You do know that was solved and Star Wars won right, Captain?
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-28-2007, 06:03 PM
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Ahh! The Great War between Star Trek and Star Wars. You do know that was solved and Star Wars won right, Captain?
Maybe for you Jesus hating secular humanists. But I have clearly shown Jesus favors Star Trek.


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-28-2007, 06:08 PM
B-J, you cannot possibly know this, but ever since Star Wars came out, the Trekkies didn't like it and theyare very vocal about it. Most (not all) Trekkies I have encountered are a spineless, cowardly bunch.
The arguement was solved and Star Wars won. I am simply trying to keep the war from starting up agian.
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-28-2007, 06:25 PM
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B-J, you cannot possibly know this, but ever since Star Wars came out, the Trekkies didn't like it and theyare very vocal about it. Most (not all) Trekkies I have encountered are a spineless, cowardly bunch.
The arguement was solved and Star Wars won. I am simply trying to keep the war from starting up agian.
And I all simply saying all you monkey worshiping sci-fiction geeks are wrong. Jesus perfers Star Trek. The only reason you sci-fi geeks hate Star Trek is because you hate Jesus.


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-28-2007, 06:27 PM
If sci-fi is so bad then why does "Jesus" like Star Trek.
Wait, I don't worship monkies! (lol)
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-28-2007, 10:52 PM
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If sci-fi is so bad then why does "Jesus" like Star Trek.
Wait, I don't worship monkies! (lol)
You don't get it, do you? God is everywhere, even in your parents basement with you are pretending to be Princess Leia with that life size cut out of Han Solo (you know, the one with your lipstick on it’s face and crotch). Jesus may not be pleased with geeks but that doesn’t mean He ignores them.


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-28-2007, 11:34 PM
Now that's a good one! I don't even think Han is that cute.... Or that laudable.
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-29-2007, 02:09 AM
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Now that's a good one! I don't even think Han is that cute.... Or that laudable.
Well whoever you go for. The ewoks or Chewbacca, the sending Jesus gave me was vague on whose cut out you were going down on. The point Jesus hidden hand is in it all whether you know it or not.


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-29-2007, 02:21 AM
The only Star Wars stuff in the sanctuary I call my room is the box set of my original Trilogy and my indivedual copies of the new Trilogy. I do not own lipstick and the only people I find worthy of my recognition in the Saga are Qui Gon Jinn and Lord Vader. Both were stern and strong men who could see things that others would normally miss. That and Vader kicked tail. I would hate to be subordinate to him.... I'd be dead with a wave of his hand.... So glad that Star Wars is a story!
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-29-2007, 06:49 AM
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So glad that Star Wars is a story!
but realy its so much more then a story it combines so many things from history and fiction that it is tail that will last so vary long for genarations to come...

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but realy its so much more then a story it combines so many things from history and fiction that it is tail that will last so vary long for genarations to come...
No, its a lame old movie that's already outdated and in another 5 years will be forgotten.

"The Passions of the Christ" made more money in the first month than your crappy Star Wars did in 10 years.

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No, its a lame old movie that's already outdated and in another 5 years will be forgotten.
You do realize that There is going to be 2 Tv searys and 2 more movies right? Star Wars isnt going any were for a vary long time

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Star Wars I-VI
Gross revenue: over 4.5 billion USD

and thats just with the movies Remember Star wars also has Action figures, plush toys, video games, books, comics, and more

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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-29-2007, 09:27 PM
dun listen 2 them jedi. they made fun of my spelling b4 n it got iritating but then i just desided 2 ignore them so i hope u do 2.
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-29-2007, 09:36 PM
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dun listen 2 them jedi. they made fun of my spelling b4 n it got iritating but then i just desided 2 ignore them so i hope u do 2.
Yeah... I'm not sure if this is news to you or not, but, you fail at the internet. Miserably.

Learn English or kindly extricate yourself from these forums. Neither I nor any other here has much patience for "txt tlk" or any drivel of the like.


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-29-2007, 09:39 PM
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ur not a true christan just unsaved trash like me so i dun think what u want means n e thing. insted of caring how ppl write we should b showing these christains what its like 2 respect ppl n be nice to each other coz it would b a better world then.
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-29-2007, 09:43 PM
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You do realize that There is going to be 2 Tv searys and 2 more movies right? Star Wars isnt going any were for a vary long time


You want to bet?

The Passion of the Christ
Domestic: $370,782,930
Worldwide: $611,899,420

Star Wars I-VI
Gross revenue: over 4.5 billion USD

and thats just with the movies Remember Star wars also has Action figures, plush toys, video games, books, comics, and more
And if you do the math, that's about $750,000,000 in gross revenue per movie. Apparently, Passion of the Christ isn't quite as popular as you had thought... Unless of course Jesus will come down from the heavens and lovingly donate another four billion dollars in royalties and other revenue to Mel Gibson for his movie.


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ur not a true christan just unsaved trash like me so i dun think what u want means n e thing. insted of caring how ppl write we should b showing these christains what its like 2 respect ppl n be nice to each other coz it would b a better world then.
When left with nothing to debate over, resort to quibbling over proper grammar and Latin spellings, my dear. If you took the time to read over every last bit of the forum, you would know that they aren't as virtuous as they claim. That aside, the world isn't a nice or fair place and it really isn't your place to tell these people how to follow the Bible. In fact, they are so devout that they follow it to its every letter, no matter how ridiculous it may sound to anyone. After all, it is the word of God that they are dealing with.

So, for the time being, I am entirely satisfied with ridiculing your atrocious grammatical abilities and cringing at your pathetic, grovelling desecration of this English language. I entirely recommend that you acquaint yourself with the nearest dictionary and try in near futility to raise your despicably low I.Q. by just another couple points. Who knows? You might manage to just scrape yourself out of the category of "mentally retarded."


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