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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-29-2007, 10:59 PM
Fallen Angel................. I think she must have fallen on her head.
You do realise that Jesus doesn't find your kind of affliction desirable don't you?
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-30-2007, 06:40 AM
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TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-30-2007, 08:24 AM
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George Lucas is a great man why bash something that is as beautfull as the force? becuse you can is not a good reason and neather is "Becuse god told us".
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-30-2007, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
why bash something that is as beautfull as the force? becuse you can is not a good reason and neather is "Becuse god told us".
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God's say-so is enough for me you Acne-ridden hate monger.
You think we enjoy having to put ourselves through watching these films to see if they are suitable Christian viewing?
Every day our Pastors have to claw their way through dozens of newly released films which even include one's of a sexual nature to find out if we should make a protest.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-30-2007, 09:19 AM
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God's say-so is enough for me you Acne-ridden hate monger.
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I dont hate any one i may dislike you "True Christians" but i would never think of hateing you. Your just lost in the sea of the dark side do not worry and look to the light for guidence
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You think we enjoy having to put ourselves through watching these films to see if they are suitable Christian viewing?
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thats what Films are for, they are for enjoyment and one can not take one persons opinion as unexseptable
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Every day our Pastors have to claw their way through dozens of newly released films which even include one's of a sexual nature to find out if we should make a protest.
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then dont make them and watch them for yourselves and gain your own opinions of the films
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Well Hello there -
07-03-2007, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Onara
And if you do the math, that's about $750,000,000 in gross revenue per movie. Apparently, Passion of the Christ isn't quite as popular as you had thought... Unless of course Jesus will come down from the heavens and lovingly donate another four billion dollars in royalties and other revenue to Mel Gibson for his movie.
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The first Star Wars movie was made 30 years ago. In 30 years' time, if Jesus hasn't returned (and, let's face it, He almost certainly will have), Passion of the Christ will probably have made more money than the entire Lord of the Star Harry Potter Wars series combined.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Well Hello there -
07-04-2007, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
I dont hate any one i may dislike you "True Christians" but i would never think of hateing you. Your just lost in the sea of the dark side do not worry and look to the light for guidence
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Between Satan and your retardation, your "thinking" is very muddied. Between you and us, who is it that has to look to the light? Here is a clue...
John 8:12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.
John 9:5 As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.
John 12:46 I am come a light into the world, that whosoever believeth on me should not abide in darkness.
Whosoever believeth in HIM! GLORY! It's not to late to turn your back on your false religion and join with the righteous in the LIGHT that is JESUS!
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Re: Well Hello there -
07-04-2007, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
And I all simply saying all you monkey worshiping sci-fiction geeks are wrong. Jesus perfers Star Trek. The only reason you sci-fi geeks hate Star Trek is because you hate Jesus.
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If Jesus likes Star Trek, then he's a Geek. I'm sure you don't want that getting out, so I'd retract my claim if I were you.
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Re: Well Hello there -
07-12-2007, 01:53 AM
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If Jesus likes Star Trek, then he's a Geek. I'm sure you don't want that getting out, so I'd retract my claim if I were you.
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No hes a Nerd theres a Big Difrence. Neards are Angy and can not take a joke
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Well Hello there -
07-12-2007, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
No hes a Nerd theres a Big Difrence. Neards are Angy and can not take a joke
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Considering the platypus I'd say Jesus has quite the sense of humor (also, do you really want to start insulting someone who can have you tossed into hell for eternity?)
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Re: Well Hello there -
07-12-2007, 04:36 AM
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No hes a Nerd theres a Big Difrence. Neards are Angy and can not take a joke
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Normally I wouldn't bother arguing with great fervour on this forum, but I'm both Geek and Nerd, and I don't take a joke badly.
Fail.
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Well Hello there -
07-12-2007, 07:31 PM
The difference is while both Geeks and Nerd's are socially awkward, Nerd's are also more often mentally superior in at least one area of thought such as mathematics, Science, etc.
That's just a generalization though, because there are exceptions of course.
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Re: Well Hello there -
07-12-2007, 07:32 PM
Star Wars is class.
Infact, it is probaly the best space film(s) of all time.
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