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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-08-2021, 06:17 PM
Sweden is the most islamic country I know of. A country full of Church burners. No wonder why Varg Vikernes is from there.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-08-2021, 10:20 PM
Islamic countries, generally speaking, do not have Churches to burn in the first place.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-01-2021, 11:23 PM
Another country God nearly hates as much as Sweden is Norway due to the fact that black metal is from there, and there even is a town called "hell". I been there once and it is a country full of blond haired (I am blond myself), blue eyed Autists who got nothing else to do but to listen to satanic ambient and metal music. Plus, it never gets warm. The whole country is hell, not just one town in it.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-02-2021, 03:07 AM
Didn't Norway use to be part of Sweden? And Finland, but the south of Sweden was Denmark then. Now that Denmark is Greenland, they let Sweden slide. There are some islands in between that are of indeterminate nationality, they think they're themselves but Sweden thinks they're Swiss and Finland, theirs. There's a treaty reading " territory of BOTH Sweden and Finland," but the islanders came up with a new language where the word for BOTH means NEITHER so everyone's happy. This is what happens when you eat fermented fish.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-03-2021, 06:41 PM
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There are some islands in between that are of indeterminate nationality, they think they're themselves but Sweden thinks they're Swiss and Finland, theirs. There's a treaty reading " territory of BOTH Sweden and Finland," but the islanders came up with a new language where the word for BOTH means NEITHER so everyone's happy. This is what happens when you eat fermented fish.
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That makes me curious: which passport do they use when they want to get out of their hellholes and travel into the civilized world (or just to Europe)?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-03-2021, 07:43 PM
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That makes me curious: which passport do they use when they want to get out of their hellholes and travel into the civilized world (or just to Europe)?
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I don't think they need passports, Sister, as long as they stay within the Disunited Union of Europe. I suppose it might be a problem if they wanted to go to Norway? But, bad as things are for them, literally nobody in the entire world is so desperate as to go there.
Fortunately, these islanders can no longer infest Britain with their fermented fishy odors.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-03-2021, 11:03 PM
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Didn't Norway use to be part of Sweden?
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Yes it was. Then, Swedes realized they could not stand fermented cod fish breath of Norwegians and told them to stay away.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-03-2021, 11:18 PM
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Yes it was. Then, Swedes realized they could not stand fermented cod fish breath of Norwegians and told them to stay away.
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[Swedish courtier] Sire, the Norwegians are revolting.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-04-2021, 06:53 AM
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if they wanted to go to Norway
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Ar - I can actually answer that. They would travel north. Eventually they'd arrive in Lapland. Neither the Finns nor the Norwegians want to be seen as less accommodating to the Lapps than the other. Imagine you're a Lapp. Your world has Left and Right but no Up. There is a Down, populated by philistines who can't even decide what their own countries are called from one millennium to the next, Sweden being one of them, where "shops" exist (and other facilities) so that migrating south yields occasional benefits worth the effort. The first city you come to will know where you've come from [writes in book: arrived from Lapland] and acknowledges you as such. You're made welcome perhaps similar to a Shetlander visiting Scotland. Now whether that Shetlander came from Fair Isle or even The Orkneys is immaterial since Scotland considers them all to be Scots. You're in the same felicitous situation; having descended into Norway or "Down" being a Lapp etc.
I hope that addresses the question.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
10-28-2022, 05:45 AM
Good News! Sweden has elected a right wing government, which means that they've finally understood that God hates them and they need to repent.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
10-29-2022, 08:03 AM
Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
11-06-2022, 08:54 PM
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Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?
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Somehow I don't think the Swiss Vikings were protestants...
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
11-07-2022, 01:13 AM
I'm not sure whether it was called Sweden then. Denmark I think. Or Finland. Norwegia? Who knows. But even if they weren't Protestant, Lutheran, Anglican, types of established Churches, and that included Odin, Thor et al., I guess having once entered an Anglican building, they weren't Baptists, which is a type of Chapel, not established.
How did the heretic Charlemagne get on there?
Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 11-07-2022 at 01:14 AM.
Reason: I did not mean to suggest Thor was Protestant but that he was established
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
11-08-2022, 06:39 AM
I always mix up Switzerland with Swaziland. Which is the one the British invaded and massacred all the people? I know it's not much to go on.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
11-08-2022, 07:42 AM
Isn't that Austria? Infidels from the east or south or wherever they came from tried too – but didn't get very far. Vienna or Madrid, somewhere like that.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
11-08-2022, 08:52 AM
Sweden has a vegetable named after it. I hate vegetables - especially swedes
I am a good buddy with God since I read, love, and obey the whole KJV Bible
q.e.d. GOD HATES SWEDEN
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
11-08-2022, 07:07 PM
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Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?
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Considering that they opposed Saint Olaf way of preaching the Gospel, they definitely were always protestant. But pheraps they are starting to see the light.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
09-14-2023, 10:46 AM
I am a swedish young woman and noting of this is true. most sweden people are hetero sexual and we have families. We love peace and ikea is very good to her employings. everyone loves ABBA and our cars are safest in world. We have new also car polestar not only volvo. I am also christian lutheran and love Jesus who was my saviour. Jesus loved gay people too and was created them in him own image. I fear that your h8 will not get you into heaven. Hälsningar till alla svenskar som är här. Vi ska hålla ihop och inte tillåta de här dumma idiotiska amerikaner sprida skvaller om vårt land! Kämpa på!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
09-14-2023, 12:58 PM
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I am a swedish young woman and noting of this is true. most sweden people are hetero sexual and we have families. We love peace and ikea is very good to her employings. everyone loves ABBA and our cars are safest in world. We have new also car polestar not only volvo. I am also christian lutheran and love Jesus who was my saviour. Jesus loved gay people too and was created them in him own image. I fear that your h8 will not get you into heaven.
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Miss Janet, what you just wrote is a blasphemous nonsense!
First, Jesus HATES the sodomites, as Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13 and Romans 1:27 all agree about that.
Second, Sweden is not a nation of Godly Christians. All non-swedes knows that Swedein is a Muslim nation. The rest of them are Heathens and Atheistic Lutherans.
Third, you are the one who will go to Hell for supporting abominations such as the sodomite marriages, the ABBA and feminism.
But don't worry. I will pray that you repent from your sins and embrace a real Christian faith.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
09-14-2023, 01:11 PM
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I am a swedish young woman and noting of this is true. most sweden people are hetero sexual and we have families. We love peace and ikea is very good to her employings. everyone loves ABBA and our cars are safest in world. We have new also car polestar not only volvo. I am also christian lutheran and love Jesus who was my saviour. Jesus loved gay people too and was created them in him own image. I fear that your h8 will not get you into heaven. Hälsningar till alla svenskar som är här. Vi ska hålla ihop och inte tillåta de här dumma idiotiska amerikaner sprida skvaller om vårt land! Kämpa på!
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Dear Miss Gee: Are you sure you're not from Canada, or Amsterdam? What you have written sounds like something that those hippie-dippy people would say. The only ABBA that you should concern yourself with is Almighty : the Heavenly Father and Creator, and your Judge on Judgment Day!
Mark 14:36 "And he said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee; take away this cup from me: nevertheless not what I will, but what thou wilt."
Matthew 12:36 " But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."
And, as for the other indecipherable gibberish that you were going on about, I will have you know that we speak only English here, on . Kindly refrain from introducing further mumbo-jumbo nonsense onto this sacred site.
Now, then; instead of wasting your time and your life (and your eternity!) on such silliness, kindly devote what little time you have left to studying the glorious very carefully — as commanded by the !
II Timothy 3:15 "And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in ."
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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