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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 03-27-2009, 03:17 PM

There's always something good about foods that are white:


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 03-30-2009, 02:33 AM

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Ew! You'll look that anemic if you eat rabbit-feed like that!

This is what human-food looks like:


Ball park to sell monster 4,800-calorie burger

In an apparent bid to cook up some comfort food during hard economic times, the West Michigan Whitecaps are offering fans a behemoth dubbed the Fifth Third Burger, named after the team's ball park and the meal's five beef patties, which each weigh 136 grams.


The burger is smothered with chilli, salsa, sour cream and a dollop of melted nacho-style cheese - topped off with Frito chips, lettuce, tomato and five slices of American cheese and laid out in a bun made with 454 grams of dough...


In addition to weighing in at more than double the US daily recommended caloric intake, the Fifth Third Burger contains nearly 300 grams of fat, 744 milligrams of cholesterol and more than 10,000 milligrams of sodium, the paper said.


Mr Lane shrugged off the health implications inherent in taking on the Fifth Third.


"At home, people eat healthy. When they come to a game, they might eat a hot dog."


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 03-30-2009, 03:08 AM

I've "trimmed the fat" from this thread. Parts that are not useful to wives planning for their husband's needs have been moved here.


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 03-31-2009, 04:11 PM

When you're ready to floss your teeth after dinner it's not pleasant to corrupt the taste of bacon with some mint dental floss, that's why they made bacofloss:

Tastes like bacon, but cleans like floss.


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 03-31-2009, 04:13 PM

Here's something good you can get at the ballpark:
French fry-covered bacon on a stick.



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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 03-31-2009, 04:16 PM

I'm somewhat timid to try this one:
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double bacon hamburger fatty melt:



The stack-up on this one:

  • * Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as bun top
  • * Cheese
  • * Bacon
  • * Four-ounce beef patty
  • * Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as interstitial bun (a nod to the Big Mac)
  • * Bacon
  • * Cheeese
  • * Four-ounce beef patty
  • * Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as bun bottom

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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 04-01-2009, 05:39 PM

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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 04-01-2009, 06:09 PM

I HAVE to get some of those maple-bacon pops. That's the BOMB!! I can't believe that I didn't think of that. I hope they taste smoky, too.


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 04-02-2009, 11:56 PM

Dear Baby Jesus,
Please smite the agents of cholesterol and plaque in Brother Nobar's blood. I ask that you shrink your angels so they may travel through Brother Nobar's main cables and hold up his arteries like holy winged stents. I'm sure he would really like that bacon lollipop so PLEASE get to him before it does. In the name of Our Lord And Savior,
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Please smite the agents of cholesterol and plaque in Brother Nobar's blood. I ask that you shrink your angels so they may travel through Brother Nobar's main cables and hold up his arteries like holy winged stents. I'm sure he would really like that bacon lollipop so PLEASE get to him before it does. In the name of Our Lord And Savior,
AMEN
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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 04-03-2009, 12:58 AM

Thank you for your kind words. I get my cholesterol checked yearly, and it's always normal.


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Maybe you could send that prayer out to me too, sister. Actually all the Men of Landover Baptist could probably use a Godly Roto-Rooter® ream job on our True Christian™ arteries.
Good Pastor, of course I will pray for all of you.

Dear Baby Jesus,
Please destroy the demons of arterial disease vexing all the men at Landover. Lord, we know you created us to be a nation of super-sized meat, cheese and grease eating Godly Christians. I ask you to keep the pipes of our Pastors free and and their arteries unhardened. I ask this in the name of our Lord Jesus and by the power of his cholesterol free blood,
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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 04-03-2009, 08:48 PM

I trust in God, not cholesterol counts!


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 09-04-2009, 11:55 PM

Here's a new treat for husbands everywhere to enjoy:
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Move over, Twinkies: Deep-fried butter is here

Inventor of fried Coke and fried cookie dough is ‘back with a vengeance’

State Fair of Texas
Abel Gonzales Jr. says his deep-fried butter invention tastes like “a mix between a biscuit or a croissant that is just stuffed to the gills with butter on the inside.”

So here’s what Gonzales does: He takes 100 percent pure butter, whips it until it is light and fluffy, freezes it, then surrounds it with dough. The butter-laden dough balls are then dropped into the deep fryer.

“When you taste it, it really does taste like a hot roll with butter,” said Sue Gooding, spokeswoman for the State Fair of Texas. “It tastes great. It’s like a mix between a biscuit or a croissant that is just stuffed to the gills with butter on the inside,” Gonzales said. “I think that’s the best way to describe it.”
More deep fried delights can be seen if you click thru and read the rest of the article. I haven't tried deep fried butter, yet, but I'm looking forward to it!


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 10-21-2009, 03:28 PM

I head that them people up in Wisconsin are deep frying cheese curds

Might be good?
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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 12-14-2009, 10:10 AM

Thank You Jeb. I encourage Fasting Unto the Lord most days of the week in my home. My son however sneaks food at school.
Fasting is Purifying Oneself unto the Lamb. Not roast lamb, I mean the Savior. The money saved on food is out into the the Holy Collection Plate.
Also a bottle of the Blood (red wine) goes down in a most edifying way on an empty stomach. Most nights.
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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 12-16-2009, 10:40 PM

Thankyou for this educational thread! I will make sure that, when I am married, my husband receives this kind of meal every night, on time, without fail. It is my duty and honor to serve my future husband.


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If you ever forget the LORD your God and follow other gods and worship and bow down to them, I testify against you today that you will surely be destroyed.

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If you ever forget the LORD your God and follow other gods and worship and bow down to them..
Pre-Christian women in Europe were independent

The fall of Pagan woman and the rise of Christian man
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ch...?threadIndex=2

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Was the change from the Pagan to the Christian just an excuse to get women off the "top spot"?
Women, as bearers of children, were revered in communities and pre-Christianity, there was little or no focus on the child bearing woman being the property of or under the control of, one man. Why did the natural act of continuing the human line without the title of "wife" become a sin?
Power and control - big issues.
Here's another... In many Pagan communities, the woman was not just independent, she was allowed as much access to leadership as a man. For example, the skills of the herbalist were uniquely passed through the female line.
We have moved on today but not so very far. We still debate if it's ok to be equal, to be paid the same for the same work. It's a sad legacy from very old rules.
The woman is the heart, the man is the head, the ancient Egyptians when mummifying a God King took out the brain and threw it in the trash but the heart was put in a sacred jar. The head is the seat of the ego; all the ego does is hold you back.

The Mayan calendar horoscope for 2012 is a lunar cycle we are leaving a solar cycle, the lunar cycle is female.

So women step in to your power, don't bow down to tired old men, you will be the leaders of the new golden age

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