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Warning!! Anti-Christian bigotry thread: -
04-01-2009, 06:15 PM
You people are the most disgusting bunch of piffles ever. You are all going to hell you piffleing crazy assholes. You don't follow the teachings of Christ you just don't want to suffer when you die. Christ is about understanding and love you all are about hate and intolerance. So I want to know why the piffle are you all about hating anything or anyone that's not like you?! I'm gonna leave you with a very special message: GO FORTH AND DIE!
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:17 PM
Jesus doesn't appreciate you listening to Death Metal. I understand why you have come here, friend, and if you want to donate your evil Death Metal records for Landover's annual record burning/ cookout picnic, the donation will be appreciated and show your true dedication to your Lord.
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Christ is about understanding and love you all are about hate and intolerance.
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No, friend, we're here to love, but it seems that you are the intolerant imbecile who is full of hate.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by deathmetal666
You people are the most disgusting bunch of piffles ever. You are all going to hell you piffleing crazy assholes. You don't follow the teachings of Christ you just don't want to suffer when you die. Christ is about understanding and love you all are about hate and intolerance. So I want to know why the piffle are you all about hating anything or anyone that's not like you?! I'm gonna leave you with a very special message: GO FORTH AND DIE!
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You do understand the irony of your statement?
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:24 PM
Oh you are a dumbass. On the bottom of the registration page it clearly states that you would rather "utterly destroy" non believers.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:27 PM
Which specific teachings of Christ do we not follow? Cite book, chapter, and verse.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:30 PM
The name deathmetal666 was just to piss you off. I am actually Catholic. I follow Jesus not pretend to know him personally.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:35 PM
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The name deathmetal666 was just to piss you off. I am actually Catholic.
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Which do you think is worse?
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by deathmetal666
The name deathmetal666 was just to piss you off.
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Then you admit to being a troll. Friend, don't you have anything better to do than to engage in trolling?
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I am actually Catholic. I follow Jesus not pretend to know him personally.
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It is a good think that you do not pretend to know God, since you plainly do not know Him:
1 John 4:6: We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.
Also, do you plan to answer the question that I asked you before?
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:38 PM
I doubt Jesus is going to look favourably on your deceptive name. He's not very keen on liars, you know.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:39 PM
'the piffle is that supposed to mean?
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 06:57 PM
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'the piffle is that supposed to mean?
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A ring-kissing, bead-counting, Mary-worshipping little boy comes into OUR True Christian forum™ disguised as satanic metalhead and tells us that we are going to Hell?
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 08:04 PM
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'the piffle is that supposed to mean?
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It means we see right threw your hatred friend. We know it is blind selfishness that drives you to listen to Satan and attack the righteous lifestyle we good Christians follow.
Do not worry friend. We love you as Jesus instructs us and will not give up on you.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-01-2009, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by deathmetal666
You people are the most disgusting bunch of piffles ever. You are all going to hell you piffleing crazy assholes.
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Only God knows that - are you Him? I think not.
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You don't follow the teachings of Christ
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On the contrary, we follow each of His Words
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you just don't want to suffer when you die.
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Do you mean suffer whilst we die or suffer after we die? Whereas the former is to be borne with Christian fortitude, the latter is unlikely for a True Christian™
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Christ is about understanding and love
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I do not think you will find any support for this in the Bible.
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you all are about hate and intolerance.
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I will now leave you with your won quote Very Christian...
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-15-2009, 01:56 AM
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Which specific teachings of Christ do we not follow? Cite book, chapter, and verse.
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Exodus 20:13.
If not that one..
Exodus 32:27.
Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-15-2009, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Ahlen Atheati
Exodus 20:13.
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I do not believe that you can prove that any True Christian™ has broken that commandment
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If not that one..
Exodus 32:27.
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It does not count as killing if the Lord orders it as it is obviously all part of His Plan - ALL Commands from God are to be obeyed without question. (The usual punishment for failure in this regard is Death)
As a point that will probably be too intellectual for you, I will mention that "Kill" meant "unlawful killing." If it didn't, then the lawful punishment of stoning to death would, itself be against God's Word - and that would be ridiculous.
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Re: I got something to say.. -
04-16-2009, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by deathmetal666
'the piffle is that supposed to mean?
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only some lispin pansy uses words like piffle. that or yer still wearin huggies.
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