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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 09:12 AM


Now go forth and behead these cult following, anal scolding, children of whores....
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 09:41 AM
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Sorry titmouse, I had other things to tend to for a minute, like my sweaty and putrid pussy. I'd like to be able to hang on your every word so I could shove my big 30" dildo in my ass when I read your replys. I think you are so hot! TITmeat!!!

As far as your offer for man-on-man phone sex, I hate to disappoint you but I'm a woman with a big dildo in every hole!. Have a look at my avatar if you don't believe me.

If you're still up for phone sex, feel free to post your phone number. Wait, here's mine...

5558769

Call me...

you silly bitch ..i wanted to see if you had the guts to say these things over the phone rather than being a keyboard warrior ...but you mysteriously stopped talking lol
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 09:41 AM
Please oh please lift my quarenteen!

I need salvation!!!

Help me Jesus!!!

I love you!!!

Please forgive me !!!

To live in Gods country is to live in Australia!!!

Changing my Profile is not what I call Christian!

Communication is a gift we all share. People should use it more.....
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 09:43 AM
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Please oh please lift my quarenteen!

I need salvation!!!

Help me Jesus!!!

I love you!!!

Please forgive me !!!
Now that's much better friend.
All you need to do is let Jesus enter you so you can feel his GLORY!!!

You are still on moderation BTW


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 09:46 AM
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Now that's much better friend.
All you need to do is let Jesus enter your anus so you can feel his "GLORY"

You are still on moderation BTW
Doesn't sound too good to me Sister...
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 09:47 AM
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Now that's much better friend.
All you need to do is let Jesus enter you so you can feel his GLORY!!!

You are still on moderation BTW
Can i shove my big hard Blasphemy removed Plaese let me in....
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 09:50 AM
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Can i shove my big hard Blasphemy removed! Plaese let me in....
She is a liar my son.

She does not resemble that avatar at all...

You won't want to stick anything in for pleasure, but you may do so if you want to inflict pain and punishment.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:00 AM
I wanna reverse my concrete truck up to her open legs and fill that Blasphemy removed inbred hole with concrete so she cant reproduce any more bible bashing Blasphemy removed like her.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:05 AM
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I wanna reverse my concrete truck up to her open legs and fill that fukn inbred hole with concrete so she cant reproduce any more bible bashing farkwits like her.
Well, that's an interesting fantasy you have there Sonny. Not a nice thing to say, and you've gone and hurt my feelings now.
I'm amazed you have the Brains to operate a Computer being a mere Lorry Driver.
Were you dropped on your head as a child maybe?


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:22 AM
Australians are pretty dumb, look what I found on one of their forums

http://http://www.thekennel.com.au/f...ad.php?t=43642
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:24 AM
Hrmmm.

Hows about a link that actually works!
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:26 AM
http://www.thekennel.com.au/forum/sh...ad.php?t=43642
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:29 AM
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We are already aware of where these Sodomizing Trolls come from.
The DOF is acting on our behalf as we speak.


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:37 AM
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We are already aware of where these Sodomizing Trolls come from.
The DOF is acting on our behalf as we speak.
My eyes are sure okley dokley about to pop out of my head after viewing satans work over there in astralia
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:39 AM
My uncle goes for the Canterbury Bulldogs!

Damn them!

Brisbane Broncos FTW.

And yes, damn those trolls............. says the Filthy American whores
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:41 AM
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My eyes are sure okley dokley about to pop out of my head after viewing satans work over there in astralia
Why do you call yourself Hectik Spraytan? Name: elena_santarelli_01.jpg Views: 227 Size: 9.2 KB

Who is this Jezebel??


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:48 AM
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Why do you call yourself Hectik Spraytan? Attachment 3526

Who is this Jezebel??
Holy Lord OMG who is this Hectic Spraytan and that vile image is hurting my eyes okley dokley
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:50 AM
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Holy Lord OMG who is this Hectic Spraytan and that vile image is hurting my eyes okley dokley

lol just shank them
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 10:54 AM
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Yeah shes not bad looking, pitty about the Italian Flag.

The things I'd do to her that make even "Sister Talitha" wet....

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-12-2008, 11:45 AM
Please can you un-moderate Mr Brogden.....he is the only one that made any sense in this rat hole!
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