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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-09-2008, 11:50 AM

Deano's just mad he's hairy.... that's what the americans are meant to look like, all tribal. I think we should send missionary's to their un-godly country, but I heard they try and gang-bang everyone including deer and moose....
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-10-2008, 01:59 AM

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Deano's just mad he's hairy.... that's what the americans are meant to look like, all tribal. I think we should send missionary's to their un-godly country, but I heard they try and gang-bang everyone including deer and moose....
Wow. I'm reading your message of hate and thinking "This is someone who Jesus would love, in spite of her disagreeable disposition."

I can only assume, Lady C, that you are a typically slovenly lezbean and unaccustomed to civilized intercourse.


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-10-2008, 02:50 AM

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Well the way I see it you have the right to do nothing. Either change it back to scooter79 or just delete the whole damn account. Take your pick.
And who do you think you are, miss, making demands of our Pastors? That ain't your right, not ever. If you were to get saved, you could ask them politely if they could change it to something more Godly. As it is, one unsaved username, another unsaved username, it ain't no different one from the other. The other one don't suit you so well as this one, so you should be thanking our Pastors, not making silly 'demands', which you have no right to make, anyway.


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-10-2008, 03:27 AM

From what I can tell #79 is giving bungs a bad name.


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-17-2008, 08:34 PM

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How long have you been in league with Al-Quaida? Not that it matters. This terrorist threat has been passed on to Homeland Security.
You need to pass this whole thread onto Homeland Security. Then they get to find out that they have white trash terrorists hiding in the country when they should be in Guantanamo with the rest of your kind
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-18-2008, 12:57 AM

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You need to pass this whole thread onto Homeland Security. Then they get to find out that they have white trash terrorists hiding in the country when they should be in Guantanamo with the rest of your kind
Your small-minded racist views will find no home here. Landover Baptist Church is open and loving to all peoples who accept God's Word





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Your small-minded racist views will find no home here. Landover Baptist Church is open and loving to all peoples who accept God's Word
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-18-2008, 10:40 AM

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Your small-minded racist views will find no home here. Landover Baptist Church is open and loving to all peoples who accept God's Word
You need to wake up and see what your typing.

How can you make a statement like that. It contradicts itself in every way you try to read it.

1. "Landover Baptist Church is open"
Ahhhh I don't think so. You are all so closed minded you don't know or want to know anyone elses views or even reality.

2. "Landover Baptist Church is open and loving to all peoples" Again you people don't accept anyone outside of your little cult circle.

3. "Landover Baptist Church is open and loving to all peoples who accept God's Word"
One you don't even know God's Word. All you know is a story book that wasn't even written by the people that were there to experience it. It was written for most of them cause they couldn't even write themselves. Then it was translated many times to convert to different languages. Then you have people that decide they don't like certain passages written or translated however they came to be so they decide they will re-write it to make it sound the way they want it to be understood. And that's where you come down to cults like yourselves or like the problems in the Middle East. Cause then you get a cult leader like your pastor pushing these radical views onto you. And it works wonders. Because religion is an easy thing to use to control big groups of people. It keeps them scared, it keeps them dumbed down and easy to control. And this is were it starts. You people can't even see it. It's obviously started with collecting as much money as possible and having to attitude of wanting to take over the country. Then what, you go from a cult to a terrorist cell helping to fund weapons of mass distruction. Your falling fast people wake up before it's too late.

And if you don't believe me go research some history and you will find religion has been the best weapon to control people. The Greeks, The Romans, The Nazis and the Landover Baptist Church
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-18-2008, 11:36 AM

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You need to wake up and see what your typing.

How can you make a statement like that. It contradicts itself in every way you try to read it.

1. "Landover Baptist Church is open"
Ahhhh I don't think so. You are all so closed minded you don't know or want to know anyone elses views or even reality.

2. "Landover Baptist Church is open and loving to all peoples" Again you people don't accept anyone outside of your little cult circle.
You're just being ridiculous now. You're just taking half a sentence out of context. I could equally well quote you as having said "you people...accept anyone outside of your little... circle", but it wouldn't be a fair representation of your views, now would it?
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3. "Landover Baptist Church is open and loving to all peoples who accept God's Word"
One you don't even know God's Word. All you know is a story book that wasn't even written by the people that were there to experience it. It was written for most of them cause they couldn't even write themselves. Then it was translated many times to convert to different languages. Then you have people that decide they don't like certain passages written or translated however they came to be so they decide they will re-write it to make it sound the way they want it to be understood.
Yes, but are you really claiming God can't make Himself clearly understood if He wants to? God clearly states in the KJV that "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou
shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever." (Psalm 12:6-7), so how could He allow His words to become corrupted?
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And if you don't believe me go research some history and you will find religion has been the best weapon to control people. The Greeks, The Romans, The Nazis and the Landover Baptist Church
Yes, because the totalitarian Communist regimes in Russia, China and North Korea are totally dependent on religion as a method of control, aren't they? Or are you going to claim those are/were free, democratic societies?


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-18-2008, 11:37 AM

Careful, many have tried, but the TRUE BATCHEESES are still stupid. Wait for the America is Gods country comment... I for one would love to see them go through wait David Hicks went through. Paybacks a b*tch!

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I for one would love to see them go through wait David Hicks went through.
So, you openly admit that Australien scum support terrorism? Sad, but not surprising.


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-22-2008, 01:02 AM

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are you really claiming God can't make Himself clearly understood if He wants to? God clearly states in the KJV that "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou
shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever." (Psalm 12:6-7), so how could He allow His words to become corrupted?
Yes I'm claiming that. God can't do that through us as people. One good reason is because he also gave us free will. And as soon as a person has free will they have the choice to believe what they want or listen to what they want. Or change something as they believe they understand and believe it should be. So as anything written down in the first place could be currupted by free will any copy of a bible ever written and translated into English is currupted. Because as we know there are always language barriers and translations between them can be very currupt due to no real translation for some words or phrases. So anything in the KJV is currupt.

All you need to do is live life by your own free will. Because if God didn't intend that he wouldn't of given it to us. And if it's your free will includes to be a good person and be good to your fello man then that's even better. In the end you will be judged before you enter, good or bad. There's no free pass just cause you were good. So why would you restrict the rest of your life living by a currupt book.

Do you think at the end of the day when you stand before God that he won't say to you "I gave you free will to do what you wanted to do in life and your choice was to restrict your life to believe in a book that others wrote with their free will. If you didn't restrict yourself in life you would of been the one to cure cancer". Don't you think he would be disappointed that you restricted your life instead of living life to it's fullest. Setting your own goals with your own free will and accomplishing them.

Just a thought anyway. Cause I don't restrict the free will of my thoughts to others thoughts printed in a book
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Do you live by your own free will, or do you just do what Satan tells you to?


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Yes I'm claiming that. God can't do that through us as people. One good reason is because he also gave us free will. And as soon as a person has free will they have the choice to believe what they want or listen to what they want. Or change something as they believe they understand and believe it should be.
If Eve had left alone in the first place humans would not be in this free will mess would they.
Genesis 2:16-17 (KJV)

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17But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
So for a free will we die. But we exorcise it now to worship God so we can be saved through the loving sacrifice of Jesus.


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-06-2008, 11:27 AM

Wow, such a long thread, as an Australian can i just sort of throw something out here? Didnt read through the thread, although judging by some of the ignorance here i didnt have to.

AUSTRALIANS didnt apologise to the Aborigines. The Australian Government did on behalf of mistakes earlier elected officials made. And the Aborigines forgave them.

Be good to research things before you post.

Secondly, not everyone in Australia is a convict or decendant of one. We are a multicultural country. You wont appreciate it if everyone thought your country was full of redneck yahoos.

Lastly, why was Jesus sacrificed for our sins that were not even committed? Im yet to have a decent explanation to that. I can understand him being murdered for the sake of those who sinned before his death, but sorry i dont buy into it being post-death.

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Do you live by your own free will, or do you just do what Satan tells you to?
Perhaps following the Landover Baptist Church is Satans will. I dont believe God has EVER told anyone to follow them, so therefore by your logic your a follower of the church due to your logic or Satans.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-06-2008, 11:39 AM

You didn't bother to read through the thread, but you have some comments on it. You didn't bother to read the Holy Bible, but you have some comments on it.

And we're supposed to take you seriously?


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-06-2008, 12:38 PM

Where does it say i didnt read the bible? Please, highlight that for me? And judging by the first few pages of this thread, im glad i didnt read it all and drop IQ. If i get any dumber ill start believing in someone who died and then came back to life... oops...
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-06-2008, 04:54 PM

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Where does it say i didnt read the bible? Please, highlight that for me?
Lastly, why was Jesus sacrificed for our sins that were not even committed? Im yet to have a decent explanation to that. I can understand him being murdered for the sake of those who sinned before his death, but sorry i dont buy into it being post-death.

This is your admission that you did not read the Bible, for therein is the Word of God and all the explanations you will need.

It really does not matter to us here whether you “buy into” it or not. An eternity of demons butt-raping you in the Pits of Hell will be your reward and confirmation that we were right.

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I doubt it, they will just readmit you to the institution.





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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-06-2008, 10:43 PM

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You didn't bother to read through the thread, but you have some comments on it. You didn't bother to read the Holy Bible, but you have some comments on it.

And we're supposed to take you seriously?
Zeke, these are actually true...

- AUSTRALIANS didnt apologise to the Aborigines. The Australian Government did on behalf of mistakes earlier elected officials made. And the Aborigines forgave them.
- Secondly, not everyone in Australia is a convict or decendant of one. We are a multicultural country.
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Zeke, these are actually true...

- AUSTRALIANS didnt apologise to the Aborigines. The Australian Government did on behalf of mistakes earlier elected officials made. And the Aborigines forgave them.
So are the Australien government not Australiens then? What are they? Kiwis? Canucks? Eskimos? Belgicans?
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I know, some of you are convicts or descendants of convicts and some of you are abos. That's two very distinct cultures, although you seem to be doing a pretty good job of getting rid of the latter.


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