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Default Re: Are all pretty girls possessed by Satan - 04-23-2011, 04:14 AM

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Please point out where in the Bible it says that you shouldn't lust after YOUR OWN WIFE! Procreation is the reason for lust, but since you liebrals are self-proclaimed beasts, you are incapable of controlling yourselves.
Proverbs 5:18-23 pretty much sums this up by saying we SHOULD focus on our wive's breasts.

20-5:18 Let thy fountaine be blessed: and reioyce with the wife of thy youth.
20-5:19 Let her bee as the louing Hinde and pleasant Roe, let her breasts satisfie thee at all times, and be thou rauisht alwayes with her loue.
20-5:20 And why wilt thou, my sonne, be rauisht with a strange woman, and imbrace the bosome of a stranger?
20-5:21 For the wayes of man are before the eyes of the Lord, and he pondereth all his goings.
20-5:22 His owne iniquities shall take the wicked himselfe, and he shall be holden with the coards of his sinnes.
20-5:23 He shall die without instruction, and in the greatnesse of his folly he shal goe astray.

For the Fluffy Bunnies out there, here is the KJV not 1611

18 Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.
19 Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
20 And why wilt thou, my son, be ravished with a strange woman, and embrace the bosom of a stranger?
21 For the ways of man are before the eyes of the LORD, and he pondereth all his goings.
22 His own iniquities shall take the wicked himself, and he shall be holden with the cords of his sins.
23 He shall die without instruction; and in the greatness of his folly he shall go astray.


Pretty obvious that we are supposed to focus on the breasts and let them satisfy us AT ALL TIMES! Women, time to help your husbands out.


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Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Default Re: Are all pretty girls possessed by Satan - 04-23-2011, 04:45 AM

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Please point out where in the Bible it says that you shouldn't lust after YOUR OWN WIFE! Procreation is the reason for lust, but since you liebrals are self-proclaimed beasts, you are incapable of controlling yourselves.
my comment never mentioned the word wife. have a great day and dont forget to eat your vegetables.
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