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Default Homers: you're next - 06-26-2022, 03:20 PM

Did you really think that overturning Roe v. Wade was all? No, in fact this is just the first step in turning America into a theocracy and Christian nation, as the Founding Fathers intended to. It seems now the next step by the GOP will be overturning Obergefell v. Hodges which enables so-called homer "marriage", and eventually Lawrence v. Texas which enables the legality of being a homer.

This is now the right time, homers, to join the Landover Baptist conversion therapy program, here in Freehold, Iowa!

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Thomas, in a concurring opinion to the court’s precedent-breaking decision overturning Roe v. Wade and wiping out constitutional protections for abortion rights, said that he would do away with the doctrine of “substantive due process” and explicitly called on the court to overrule the watershed civil rights rulings in Griswold v. Connecticut, Lawrence v. Texas and Obergefell v. Hodges.


Griswold was a 1965 Supreme Court decision that established the right for married couples to buy and use contraceptives. It became the basis for the right to contraception for all couples a few years later. Lawrence was a 2003 Supreme Court decision that established the right for consenting adults to engage in same-sex intimacy. Obergefell was a 2015 Supreme Court decision to establish the right for same-sex couples to be married.
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Default Re: Homers: you're next - 06-26-2022, 03:39 PM

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Did you really think that overturning Roe v. Wade was all? No, in fact this is just the first step in turning America into a theocracy and Christian nation, as the Founding Fathers intended to. It seems now the next step will be overturning Obergefell v. Hodges which enables so-called homer "marriage", and eventually Lawrence v. Texas which enables the legality of being a homer.
This is now the right time, homers, to join the Landover Baptist conversion therapy program, here in Freehold, Iowa!
Hear! Hear!, Brother Jensen. Why should we True Christians™ stop at supervising and passing judgement just on women when we now have the power to do the same to homers. Homer marriage is all but gone.

Of course, we may want to do more work to correct women. So many leave their homes and children for careers. They speak up in public on issues properly addressed only by men.

We have no time to lose. With a dictator like Biden he may use the miliary to shut down Christianity.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Homers: you're next - 06-26-2022, 03:39 PM

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It seems now the next step will be overturning Obergefell v. Hodges which enables so-called homer "marriage",
I can't wait to see all those marriage certificates burning on the bonfire!

The best part is, if we come across the child of a gay marriage, and we call them bastards, we will be legally correct!


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Bible Re: Homers: you're next - 06-26-2022, 05:19 PM

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Did you really think that overturning Roe v. Wade was all? No, in fact this is just the first step in turning America into a theocracy and Christian nation, as the Founding Fathers intended to. It seems now the next step by the GOP will be overturning Obergefell v. Hodges which enables so-called homer "marriage", and eventually Lawrence v. Texas which enables the legality of being a homer.
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We have no time to lose. With a dictator like Biden he may use the miliary to shut down Christianity.
Well, one thing is for certain, dear Brothers: It is going to be a very sad, dark day for those sinful reprobates when Almighty extends Hand to smack down those perverts!

Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;"

And, is it any wonder that will act so strongly, considering the way the DEMON-rats have "sanctified" sin with their disgusting demoralization of the blessed ?







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Default Re: Homers: you're next - 06-26-2022, 07:07 PM

Amen! Anyone who enjoys sodomy will be going to prison.


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Default Re: Homers: you're next - 06-26-2022, 07:46 PM

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Amen! Anyone who enjoys sodomy will be going to prison.
Jail is the very last place we should be sending those people, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir - unless of course we send them to woman's jails? Now that would teach them a lesson!


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Default Re: Homers: you're next - 06-26-2022, 11:41 PM

Hmm, so what we need is for a lawsuit that could overturn faggot sodo-marriage to be filed at the district level and then for it to get bumped up to appellate court and then the Supreme Court. So I'm thinking we'll need the lawsuit to originate in a deeply red court district or it'll be dismissed by God damn LIBERAL ACTIVIST JUDGES! How I HATE them! Does anybody know what happened to Kim Davis? I think this might be our best bet. Get a county clerk (who can't be fired for not doing their job until the next election cycle) in the deep south to sue for violation of religious liberty after being forced to help a couple queers shovel feces into Christ's mouth. Appeal and appeal and appeal. This will give the Justices the opportunity.

I'm thinking we use the same avenue for FINALLY stopping the scourge of interracial marriage. We'll finally see if Clarence Thomas is as truly committed to the Constitution as he says he is based on his vote here.


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Default Re: Homers: you're next - 06-27-2022, 11:51 AM

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Hmm, so what we need is for a lawsuit that could overturn faggot sodo-marriage to be filed at the district level and then for it to get bumped up to appellate court and then the Supreme Court. So I'm thinking we'll need the lawsuit to originate in a deeply red court district or it'll be dismissed by God damn LIBERAL ACTIVIST JUDGES! How I HATE them! Does anybody know what happened to Kim Davis? I think this might be our best bet. Get a county clerk (who can't be fired for not doing their job until the next election cycle) in the deep south to sue for violation of religious liberty after being forced to help a couple queers shovel feces into Christ's mouth. Appeal and appeal and appeal. This will give the Justices the opportunity.

I'm thinking we use the same avenue for FINALLY stopping the scourge of interracial marriage. We'll finally see if Clarence Thomas is as truly committed to the Constitution as he says he is based on his vote here.
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