[Buford T Scoggins]

Al Gore's global warming jihadists are at it again. Gore, Obama and ACORN (no doubt) forced the newspapers in Sarah Palin's Godly Alaska to print this story, Scientist Tests Ties of Greenhouse Gas to Climate



The article has a dramatic video of the so-called "scientist" lighting a methane leak from a frozen lake in Alaska. This is supposed to "prove" that global warming is causing the permafrost to melt and release methane, which in turn warms the earth even more, causing more methane to be released, and so on. A "positive feedback loop" they call it. Scary stuff!

NOT! Of course, it's all just a communist-atheist-Demoncrat hoax financed by George Soros. That "methane" is nothing more than Satan farting, down there in Hell. It's not going to warm the earth, though it will probably help Satan feel better. I know that I always feel better after I light one up.

Anyway, we all know that the earth is cooling. Look at all the ice and snow in that video - how can they say the earth is getting warmer? Do you see any palm trees or bananas growing in Alaska? I rest my case.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins

Al Gore's global warming jihadists are at it again. Gore, Obama and ACORN (no doubt) forced the newspapers in Sarah Palin's Godly Alaska to print this story, Scientist Tests Ties of Greenhouse Gas to Climate



The article has a dramatic video of the so-called "scientist" lighting a methane leak from a frozen lake in Alaska. This is supposed to "prove" that global warming is causing the permafrost to melt and release methane, which in turn warms the earth even more, causing more methane to be released, and so on. A "positive feedback loop" they call it. Scary stuff!

NOT! Of course, it's all just a communist-atheist-Demoncrat hoax financed by George Soros. That "methane" is nothing more than Satan farting, down there in Hell. It's not going to warm the earth, though it will probably help Satan feel better. I know that I always feel better after I light one up.

Anyway, we all know that the earth is cooling. Look at all the ice and snow in that video - how can they say the earth is getting warmer? Do you see any palm trees or bananas growing in Alaska? I rest my case.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

Amen brother, you're so right about this!
Have those scientists nothing better to do than worshipping Satan by lighting his farts to demonstrate their hellish magnitude?

[deadman]

Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins

Al Gore's global warming jihadists are at it again. Gore, Obama and ACORN (no doubt) forced the newspapers in Sarah Palin's Godly Alaska to print this story, Scientist Tests Ties of Greenhouse Gas to Climate



The article has a dramatic video of the so-called "scientist" lighting a methane leak from a frozen lake in Alaska. This is supposed to "prove" that global warming is causing the permafrost to melt and release methane, which in turn warms the earth even more, causing more methane to be released, and so on. A "positive feedback loop" they call it....


yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

We must do something about climate change
Forget the 'for' and 'against' arguments for a minute
How about clean air?
The ocean is getting acidic killing shellfish what will we do without shrimp?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by daemond45

We must do something about climate change
Forget the 'for' and 'against' arguments for a minute
How about clean air?
The ocean is getting acidic killing shellfish what will we do without shrimp?

All we "must" do is Pray. Give it up for Jesus.

[Michael Myers]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

All we "must" do is Pray. Give it up for Jesus.

Pray for climate change... Hooray...

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by daemond45

The ocean is getting acidic killing shellfish what will we do without shrimp?

Leviticus 11:9-12

These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

What will we do without shrimp? The same as we do now, heathen. Are you saying you're defying God by ignoring his Godly laws?

[deadman]

Originally Posted by True Disciple

Leviticus 11:9-12

These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

What will we do without shrimp? The same as we do now, heathen. Are you saying you're defying God by ignoring his Godly laws?

Shrimp are eaten by fish and you are allowed to eat fish, so if fish don't have food then you won't have fish.

[Meek and Humble]

Daemond, you are just about the stupidest person I've ever met in my life.

The Bible's rules are written for humans to follow, not animals. Animals don't have souls.

[deadman]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

All we "must" do is Pray. Give it up for Jesus.

Great Pray yes
But should not we all Pray saved and unsaved Hindu and Buddhist
Christians and Muslims for the planet in a One world religion
All the ships would sail in the same direction
No conflicting Prays to god.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by daemond45

Great Pray yes
But should not we all Pray saved and unsaved Hindu and Buddhist
Christians and Muslims for the planet in a One world religion
All the ships would sail in the same direction
No conflicting Prays to god.

As long as they all repent and accept Jesus as the one true God, I'm fine with that. But demons like you don't want everyone in the world to accept Jesus. You want Christians to "tolerate" false religions.

God disagrees.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

[deadman]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

As long as they all repent and accept Jesus as the one true God, I'm fine with that. But demons like you don't want everyone in the world to accept Jesus. You want Christians to "tolerate" false religions.

God disagrees.

Ok great
But different people have a different paths. Maybe God has set out different paths for different people?
Like you friend Heathen_Basher has just said fish don't have souls
So could God have set out a different path to savation for other people around the world.
Could you try to find something in the Bible to support this?

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by daemond45

Ok great
But different people have a different paths. Maybe God has set out different paths for different people?
Like you friend Heathen_Basher has just said fish don't have souls
So could God have set out a different path to savation for other people around the world.
Could you try to find something in the Bible to support this?

Are you trying to say people from other countries are animals? That is VERY racist and won't be tolerated here!

Anyway, the Bible actually says clearly in various places that there is only one path to God, and that is Jesus. Also, it clearly says that this path is meant for the whole world. It never even hints at the possibility of other religions being correct. The fact you don't know to me tells me you obviously know nothing about the Bible, so I really can't trust any opinions you spout off about what it says:

Mark 16:15And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

John 14: 6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
7If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him.


Matthew 28: 19Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.


John 8: 12Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

Matthew 7: 13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Matthew 7: 26And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: 27And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

Matthew 10: 32Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.
33But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

John 5: 22For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:
23That all men should honour the Son, even as they honour the Father. He that honoureth not the Son honoureth not the Father which hath sent him.

Acts 4: 12Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

Ephesians 2: 12That at that time ye were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel, and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and without God in the world:

1 Timothy 2: 5For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

John 8: 24I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins.

1 John 2:23Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

2 Thessalonians 1: 7And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
8In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:

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