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Fulla: Satan's Daughter -
09-27-2007, 02:04 AM
The terrorists are using a new weapon, and it's infinitely more sinister than a car bomb or a hijacked airplane. It's a doll, and it very well may destroy our American way of life if we are not vigilant.
The terrorists have been manufacturing Fulla in the hopes of beguiling American girls into their Godless way of life. If the sale of these demon-dolls goes unchecked, we could have an entire generation of women who grow beards and refuse to bathe. They will make falafel instead of hamburgers. They will worship the moon instead of the Son. They will try to replace the family Bible with the Koran. They will drive bomb-laden cars into busy supermarkets and banks. Friends, women are terrible drivers, so one scarcely notices when a member of the weaker sex drives into a building. Our apathy towards reckless female drivers is exactly what the terrorists wish to prey upon.
The enemies of God know that women are mindless and impressionable, especially young girls. They are our great nation's Achille's heel. The threat is real. The dolls are out there. What are you going to do to stop the Arabization of our great country?
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Re: Fulla: Satan's Daughter -
09-27-2007, 03:22 AM
Perhaps we should blind all of our daughters by rubbing quicklime in their eyes? If they can't see the doll, the danger it poses to them will be greatly reduced.
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Re: Fulla: Satan's Daughter -
09-27-2007, 04:08 AM
I noticed the package has beads for counting. Are we sure these aren't catlicker dolls?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fulla: Satan's Daughter -
09-27-2007, 11:03 AM
That's why we have gated communities and home schooling. Of course that's fine for us, but what about the masses? The end times are coming.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Fulla: Satan's Daughter -
09-27-2007, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
It's a doll, and it very well may destroy our American way of life if we are not vigilant.
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Right you are, Brother. The "tolerant," "accepting" hellbound trash may say that it's just a doll, but it's only a short jump from "It's just a doll; if you don't like it, don't buy one" to "It's just a same-sex wedding; if you don't like it, don't particpate" and then "It's just a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary; if you don't like it, don't bow down and worship it."
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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